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bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

yeah foreign investors have been driving the housing market here insane by showing up on day one with asking price + 25% and all in cash

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bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Lol that people who run companies actually text this poo poo to each other. I still use code words for weed when I talk to my dealer

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

I can only imagine Google wasn't willing to drop the money to buy Spotify because their UI was too well-designed and Google wasn't interested in acqui-hiring all those designers.

Or maybe they need the extra money to buy Tesla.

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

I don't get to work from home anymore but I have a 45-minute walk to work and it owns pretty hard.

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Tom Perkins, noted asshat VC who compared anti-techbubble sentiment to the rounding up of the jews, opined about how the tech bubble has pushed out artists, musicians and, notably, whorehouses

quote:

"I lived in Sausalito, which back then had a functioning whorehouse—one of the last ones in the Bay Area. It was a loose town where anything went, and I loved it. San Francisco was that way. It was artistic, outrageous. The gays had a lot to do with that." Perkins had brought his forehead to rest on his fingertips and closed his eyes, smiling. "I knew writers and artists. North Beach. The Beats. The jazz. It's still a great city, but I think it was better then."

http://valleywag.gawker.com/legendary-venture-capitalist-tom-perkins-misses-bay-are-1598834197/+laceydonohue

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008


They just opened a bunch of luxury high-end apartment/condo buildings in my work neighborhood, I imagine this will go the same way when the company realizes that the one guy they hire to sit at the front desk is not going to clean up the mountains of excrement and trash the homeless people sleeping out front will be creating every night.

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Metrication posted:

wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy a flat instead of paying $48k a year for accommodation ?

A lot of people who are super young and paying these prices don't want to be "tied down" so they spend a bunch more so that they can up and go as soon as the money dries up

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

"Me and this giant check Uber just gave me will not allow innovation to die"

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i find it very amusing that wired mag sees degrees of difference between an unlicensed restaurant and an unlicensed hotel.

i guess everyone has had food poisoning, not everyone has had the delight of living next to an illegal flophouse or bordello. they'll learn soon enough.

everyone has degrees of what's acceptable. lots of people love airbnb when they're traveling, but don't want to live next to one.

it's almost like laws and regulations cut purposely wide because people are giant hypocrites and want cheap and unregulated when it suits them then scream bloody hell the instant they're not getting theirs

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

theflyingexecutive posted:

the problem with airbnb is that you have to take it to its logical conclusion and worst-case scenarios

renting out your apartment while you go on vacation? not terribly objectionable
landlords kicking out rent controlled tenants to set up an unregulated hotel? not good

hosting an in-home dinner party once a year and charging a nominal fee? maybe I guess
running an unlicensed restaurant out of your house? nope

the problem with the law is that it is written for worst-case scenarios because people always take it two steps too far. while ed lee is trying to legalize airbnb, uber and tech buses, monkey parking shows up to start selling parking spots and people think it's gone too far.

people always pull poo poo too far, but you have to legislate for before that point because otherwise you're always reacting to worst-case scenarios (fire in an apartment, not enough exits) whereas we'd rather be dealing with the inconvenience of ticketing for minor inconveniences than picking up bodies

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

let's just get maximum efficiency out of your apartment - maybe a website that rents out your place while you're at work. we could call them micro-stays

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

PleasureKevin posted:

has anyone read this for me yet? http://techcrunch.com/2014/07/09/whitney-wolfe-vs-tinder/

given it's tech crunch i expect victim blaming.

Jesus Christ tech crunch:

quote:

“Sean knew she wasn’t a founder… we all knew she wasn’t a founder,” one source said on the phone. “But he wanted to help her career, and he knew that having female representation in the press could only be a good thing for the company.”

basically the article breaks down the lawsuit with such things as "Whitney says she moved to the location to help promote the app but she really moved because she was interested in a guy"

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

if you can't get women into tech, I guess you can pay to put tech in women

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

quote:

After coercing her to have "oral and digital sex,'' Shi says when she finally resisted Zhang's advances, the executive retaliated by giving her a bad performance review and removing her as a project lead.

or maybe the women are just too focused on other women, like at yahoo

http://valleywag.gawker.com/female-exec-at-yahoo-sued-by-a-female-employee-for-sexu-1603836047/+tcberman

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

I had the first version of the iPhone and it suited my needs pretty fuckin hard. every iPhone since has been superior so my only complaint would be that I didn't know my needs could be suited so hard

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Nintendo Kid posted:

so your needs were: phone that played music
needs status: suited

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Google maps on iPhone owned, iPod app owned, web browser on edge was slow but owned, all poo poo I never had before

Nintendo Kid posted:

so you should have just bought a motorola ROKR, noted.

ROKR is a great example of how lovely phone UI was before iPhone

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

unfortunately the figures do not seem to back up this very appealing narrative.

i mean the narrative starts to work pretty good later on. people who otherwise would have only had a work phone started buying iphone 3gs and so on. but not the og iphone. no (useful) email. no calendaring. no apps. no gps.

I had email, calendar and google maps on the first iPhone and there are web apps like nextmuni.com/WebKit I still have on my main screen today

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

hobbesmaster posted:

as someone else previously sperged out about, it's a limousine aka car service. they do not pick up hails or stand around waiting for someone, they only pick up a customer based on the customer's request to a central dispatch

of course car services are regulated, but outside NYC it doesn't seem to be that strict

they do sit around waiting for people, it's not like they have fares in the car all the time. using the app is pretty much a hail, they just don't pick up street hails. they're more like a taxi service that doesn't do street hails rather than a limo service.

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

sund posted:

the only reason uber drivers don't answer street hails is because no one on the street is hailing some random guy in his beat up corolla

although uber drivers have been picking up fares at bars and night clubs although instead of driving them home they take them to hotels and sexually assault them

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

to be fair to the drivers I'm pretty sure their fares weren't paying the $1 don't-assault-me fee

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

serious post the fines for breaking the law need to be 100% of revenue + additional fines or capitalism will just roll on through

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

qirex posted:

Google paid $65 million for the eight-story, Embarcadero property at the corner of Bayside Plaza and Howard Street. Constructed in 1985, the building clocks in at 88,000 square feet and has waterfront views on all sides. It’s about two blocks away from Google’s current office.

At nearby One Market Street, Google will lease 250,000 square feet in the 42-story Spear Tower, reportedly taking over floors two through 16.

goddamnit

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

PleasureKevin posted:

well it's not terrible. i mean, it looks like both a heart and an A. but also a paperclip.



It looks like a hosed up fleshlight with two balls hanging off

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

qirex posted:

e: my female friends all say the airbnb logo looks like lady parts so I think there is some inherent gender effect going on here, it's a rorschach logo

lady parts and boy parts both fork from the same trunk so it makes sense

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

-- Lief Storer, 28, has lived in San Francisco for 18 months

One of the big reasons I call it "Frisco" is to watch people who haven't even been here for 2 years go up the wall trying to 'correct' me

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

ethnical consumerism is really easy if you give enough of a gently caress to take the less-than-most-convenient option at any given time. "Oh no whole foods is bad but I can't be hosed to take the extra hour to go find what i want somewhere else"

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Legally only the person purchasing the alcohol has to show ID. You can buy alcohol with other people around you as long as you're the only one producing money to pay for it.

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

rotor posted:

in my entire life I have never experienced what sargebush is talking about, nor have I ever heard of it. in this instance I would just go ahead and assume that the cashier is a nosy bitch who thinks young people shouldn't be drinking, not that she fears for her job.

gently caress I mean ask for ID when they're both together, whatever, but when she leaves then let him buy the poo poo, it's not like he's gonna rip off his mask and go "Wow you beat our super-double-secret-entrapment-plan, let's sprinkle you with confetti for being such a good citizen"

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

like is she gonna get in the fuckin car and follow them to the next grocery store to make sure that they don't try this again

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

api call girl posted:

if they leave the store she and the store are not liable for selling alcohol to a minor

so no

except that in the story the girlfriend left the store and the cashier still wouldn't sell it to him because she knew he could give her the alcohol when he leaves the store

how far does it go? does the cashier wake up at night in a cold sweat thinking that somebody she sold liquor to might have gotten drunk and had sex

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

had ramen in japan and it was pretty good well that's my story

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Yeah Uber's valuation seems to basically be based on the idea that they will take over any and all car-driving everywhere with their vehicles (and driverless vehicles)

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i know you are half-kidding but i have seen all four of these things in startups

never all four in the same office, though. that might be a little too wild even for hip startup kids

i've seen all these in one startup and i don't even work in tech

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008


meanwhile Uber drivers are furious that the app is trying to prevent them from discriminating based on race/name/location

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

DeSoto cabs in San Francisco is talking about closing up shop, giving up on the medallions and switching to luxury black cab services. Gonna be hilarious when all the rest of the taxi companies give up on medallions and just do black cabs and SF PUC income drops like a stone. We'll be paying a ton more road infrastructure to deal with all the uber drivers doing their casual driving around but have no income to offset it.

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

i can say one good thing about uber, I work across the street from their main office, and it's the only tech company i've seen in the whole bubble that actually has a diverse-looking staff. of course they're all dude-bros, but they're dude-bros of every ethnicity. of course being a 20-something woman in uber's offices is probably one step away from being in the porno version of the most dangerous game, but at least it isn't as lily white as the rest of the companies

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

computer parts posted:

Here in SF, we have three car services, Uber, Lyft and Sidecar. They're not going anywhere

It's amazing that multi-billion-dollar car service companies are based in a city that's so small it takes an hour to walk from one side to the other

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

http://valleywag.gawker.com/google-is-still-paying-barely-any-taxes-on-its-billions-1610960893/+laceydonohue

So google is paying 0.17% tax on their $22 billion in earnings after shuffling their money through Ireland and the Netherlands. Comments are full of people who are adamant that Google is paying every cent they are "legally required" to. OK, Mitt Romney.

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bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

sund posted:

well honestly, pass a loving law to get those taxes instead of putting on a show of calling a bunch of CEOs to Washington to ask some "tough questions"

I would like to see loopholes closed I'm just tired of fanboys waving their finger and going "What we are doing is completely *legal* by the legal definition of the word *legal* in all legality required to remain legal." Like, freedom of speech means I can walk up to somebody and say "You know, somebody out to rape and murder the gently caress out of you," but it makes me an rear end in a top hat for saying it.

It would be nice to see a company not actually screw the system as hard as they possibly legally can.

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