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Commutator
Jul 17, 2009
http://www.patreon.com/patreonpage

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUt6dIGdGLg

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
im not really sure what im looking at

is he just basically asking for money for nothing

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
chicks for free

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

idgi

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
making GBS threads all over myself here

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

Waltzing Along posted:

chicks for free

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

Pretty sure I've seen lower.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012


its a joke and either the OP is a dumb gently caress or is pretending to be one in service of the joke

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
you've gone to far this time maverick

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
pull up PULL UP

Commutator
Jul 17, 2009

The Droid posted:

its a joke and either the OP is a dumb gently caress or is pretending to be one in service of the joke

If anyone's dumb it's the patrons. Either that or they just think it's funny enough to donate

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
gotta install microwave ovens

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

OMGVBFLOL posted:

pull up PULL UP

GOOSE!

Snodgrass Supreme
Nov 6, 2012

Waltzing Along posted:

chicks for free

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

amityville anus posted:

gotta install microwave ovens

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEycLWrxsnw

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
we got to move these color TVs

Jeffman12
May 14, 2013
look at them yoyos, that's the way you do it.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
mods pls merge this thread with the one about the fat chick trying to crowdsource her liposuction or w/e

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SDhrTPOiI

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Fetus Tree posted:

money for nothing


Waltzing Along posted:

chicks for free


amityville anus posted:

gotta install microwave ovens


Pumpy Muffinz posted:

we got to move these color TVs


that little human being with the earring and the makeup, yeah thats right, thats his own hair

that little human being got his own jet airplane, that little human being he a millionaire

FreeKillB
May 13, 2009
Honestly, this has been done already by 1$ joke kickstarters, not really that avant-garde imo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

that little human being with the earring and the makeup, yeah thats right, thats his own hair

that little human being got his own jet airplane, that little human being he a millionaire

Its sad that most radio stations won't play that song anymore because of these lines. Its a great song.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Its sad that most radio stations won't play that song anymore because of these lines. Its a great song.

to be fair they are pretty problematic you can read more about it on my blog @ songsofthepatriarchy.tumblr.com

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
Weird Al Yankovic - I Wanna gently caress You Like A Dinosaur.mp3

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

to be fair they are pretty problematic you can read more about it on my blog @ songsofthepatriarchy.tumblr.com

The radio stations, or the lines?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

The radio stations, or the lines?

the lines because they are referring to the job-creating class as faggots, very problematic

read more at my other blog libertariansjw dot tumblr dot com

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
He made $12.01 so far

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

chicks for free
It's checks actually.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
nevermind 17$ lol the $5 or more guy donated 10

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Milestone goals are pretty funny:

Milestone Goals

Free Wi-Fi
$50 per "creation"
This Patreon page will become the first web page in history to offer free Wi-Fi to its visitors. You're welcome!

Independence
$100 per "creation"
I will apply on behalf of this page to the United Nations for status as a sovereign nation.

Gay Marriage
$200 per "creation"
Having become a sovereign nation at 100 dollars, at 200 dollars an equal rights revolution will take place, resulting in the ratification of marriage equality legislation.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Whirlwind Jones posted:

It's checks actually.

the line is "she blinded me with science"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

the lines because they are referring to the job-creating class as faggots, very problematic

read more at my other blog libertariansjw dot tumblr dot com

Elton John is a job creator? I guess he's got some cooks and maids and poo poo

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

It's checks actually.

[citation needed]

tell me more about how the author of the song is wrong about the words he wrote lol

you should look something like that up before correcting someone

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

[citation needed]

tell me more about how the author of the song is wrong about the words he wrote lol

you should look something like that up before correcting someone

i'm sorry you weren't here in gbs when forums poster "dad gay. so what" posted his legendary thread

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Ootrek posted:

i'm sorry you weren't here in gbs when forums poster "dad gay. so what" posted his legendary thread

uhhh i have no idea what this has to do with my post and i am worried for you buddy here is a good resource http://strokeassociation.org/STROKEORG/WarningSigns/Stroke-Warning-Signs-and-Symptoms_UCM_308528_SubHomePage.jsp

e: bonus points for a masturbation joke

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ootrek posted:

i'm sorry you weren't here in gbs when forums poster "dad gay. so what" posted his legendary thread

he's a pretty cool guy. whad I miss?

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

uhhh i have no idea what this has to do with my post and i am worried for you buddy here is a good resource http://strokeassociation.org/STROKEORG/WarningSigns/Stroke-Warning-Signs-and-Symptoms_UCM_308528_SubHomePage.jsp

e: bonus points for a masturbation joke

because you placed a sick own on an innocent okcupid pimp for making a reference to the thread i mentioned about the song money for nothin

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ootrek posted:

because you placed a sick own on an innocent okcupid pimp for making a reference to the thread i mentioned about the song money for nothin

Oh! that thread. I think I finally set him straight

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