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White1ce
Jul 31, 2003
IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY AS AN SA FORUMS MEMBER TO RUIN ALL OF THE THREADS I POST. IF I EVER POST A THREAD, TROLL IT!!!
Look at him. He thinks he's a people.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

White1ce posted:

Look at him. He thinks he's a people.

all dog think theys people

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ha ha, that dog! put heself in the swing and all. by himself! thinks he's people, ha ha! DOGS. DOGS. DOGS. DOG

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i would pat that dog though. on the head

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I think your dog is neat.

9/10 Would pet.

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007

psyopmonkey posted:

I think your dog is neat.

9/10 Would pet.

Hmm... somebody mad

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
My dog fetched a stick today in some tall grass and came back limping. I thought a rattlesnake bit her but it didn't

naem
May 29, 2011

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~
what's with your 'tar text, op?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dogs don't hide Naem.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

That cat is cooler than OPs dog.

srypher
Jun 3, 2011

Really?
One time a girl I was talking to started texting me about her dead dog. Sent me pictures and told me stories. I didn't know how to reply so I just sent her a picture of my scrotum.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Wow cat how did you do it

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
lmfao thats a funny rear end dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

sup dog?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Bobby Brown posted:

lmfao thats a funny rear end dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey buddy do you mind if I use your post for a documentary I'm currently shooting? It's about the internet

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

psyopmonkey posted:

That cat is cooler than OPs dog.

Even so, dogs > cats

naem
May 29, 2011

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
ur dog is very very cute 5/5 would pet

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I look at the dog but all I see is you. Perhaps you are the dog? #zen #animal rights

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
Your child is hideous.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

White1ce posted:

Look at him. He thinks he's a people.

well did you swing him

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

srypher posted:

One time a girl I was talking to started texting me about her dead dog. Sent me pictures and told me stories. I didn't know how to reply so I just sent her a picture of my scrotum.

My sister used to have a picture of her dog on her bulletin board in her office. After the dog died, one of her coworkers thought it was morbid to keep the picture up, and asked her to take it down. My sister thought this was a bit of an unreasonable request, so she replaced it with a photo of our great-great grandmother, lying in her coffin in the front yard of her house, just before she was taken to the graveyard. The coworker got the message.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

genesplicer posted:

My sister used to have a picture of her dog on her bulletin board in her office. After the dog died, one of her coworkers thought it was morbid to keep the picture up, and asked her to take it down. My sister thought this was a bit of an unreasonable request, so she replaced it with a photo of our great-great grandmother, lying in her coffin in the front yard of her house, just before she was taken to the graveyard. The coworker got the message.

Ha ha! Your sister rules!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

genesplicer posted:

My sister used to have a picture of her dog on her bulletin board in her office. After the dog died, one of her coworkers thought it was morbid to keep the picture up, and asked her to take it down. My sister thought this was a bit of an unreasonable request, so she replaced it with a photo of our great-great grandmother, lying in her coffin in the front yard of her house, just before she was taken to the graveyard. The coworker got the message.

thanks for the nito story gramps now tell one about the war

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Woah. WOAGH! Look at thius dog,

All content (C) Al Nipper 2014

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

thanks for the nito story gramps now tell one about the war

it was hell on earth.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Al Nipper posted:

Woah. WOAGH! Look at thius dog,

All content (C) Al Nipper 2014



OMG what system is this on?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Al Nipper posted:

Woah. WOAGH! Look at thius dog,

All content (C) Al Nipper 2014



Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
A dog he sat on the swing?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Don Tacorleone posted:

Hey buddy do you mind if I use your post for a documentary I'm currently shooting? It's about the internet

as long as u dont misrepresent my opinion about how f*cking funny that dog is

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

thanks for the nito story gramps now tell one about the war

My father-in-law was a medic sailor at the battle of Iwo Jima.

My father served as a pilot in Viet Nam.

I was not in any war, but I was 30 when gulf war 1 was going on.

The closest I can get to a war story is finding unexploded munitions in a ww2 battlefield in Germany when I was a kid.

And your story?

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Jun 29, 2014

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

swing that fucker you piece of poo poo

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

shut up old man

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Ahhhh! Dreg! My fliphone captures with utmost procession. (56k NO GO)

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

i mean we're friendly and all but shup

srypher
Jun 3, 2011

Really?

srypher posted:

One time a girl I was talking to started texting me about her dead dog. Sent me pictures and told me stories. I didn't know how to reply so I just sent her a picture of my scrotum.

Last I heard she also gave a bunch of people herpes. I wonder if she cries about her dead dog postcoitus.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Al Nipper posted:

Ahhhh! Dreg! My fliphone captures with utmost procession. (56k NO GO)



swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

genesplicer posted:

My father-in-law was a medic sailor at the battle of Iwo Jima.

My father served as a pilot in Viet Nam.

Is was not in any war, but I was 30 when gulf war 1 was going on.

The closest I can get to a war story is finding unexploded munitions in a ww2 battlefield in Germany when I was a kid.

And your story?

He can't hear you, and he never will. Let's sit down.

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GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

swampland posted:

He can't hear you, and he never will. Let's sit down.

ARE THOSE NEW SLACKS?

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