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I'm a free citizen of the great state of California god dammit why can't I walk to Safeway at 4 in the morning to get more beer? gently caress this man.
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Hmm, yes. Let's outlaw the sale of alcoholic beverages between the hours of two and six AM. Surely this will solve our uppity drunk minority problem.
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Jun 29, 2014 12:40
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Beer is not liquor
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Jun 29, 2014 12:55
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(Maybe plan ahead next time and consider that you might be an alcoholic)
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Jun 29, 2014 12:59
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Liquor stores are closed on Sunday in Minnesota. 
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Jun 29, 2014 13:01
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All anti-sin laws are gay because even religious people violate them when their impulses get too strong. You want to keep people from sinning you have to take them at birth and raise them in a special facility that will psychologically break them
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Jun 29, 2014 13:04
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OwlBot 2000 posted:Beer is not liquor Tried this rationale on a 7-11 clerk once. It was ineffective.
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Space cash posted:(Maybe plan ahead next time and consider that you might be an alcoholic) Man if I could plan ahead I wouldn't really be an alcoholic, yeah? e: Also, I don't need alcohol. I just want it really really really really badly. Cold and Ugly fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Jun 29, 2014 |
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Jun 29, 2014 13:05
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String Beans posted:Liquor stores are closed on Sunday in Minnesota. Seriously, dog. I have family in Texas, and my parents retired to a dry county there. Who is loving helped by people not being able to loving buy beer at Walmart after 10 PM?
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Jun 29, 2014 13:07
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just get some hard cider.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:10
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Yaldabaoth posted:All anti-sin laws are gay because even religious people violate them when their impulses get too strong. You want to keep people from sinning you have to take them at birth and raise them in a special facility that will psychologically break them For real, man. It's a really loving pointless gesture that is hurting honest American working men like me. Unrelated, but I lived in Utah for a year or two, and learned that there is a pretty big market for non LDS dentists who won't tell your loving church group that you drink coffee and/or soda.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:11
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The Taint Reaper posted:just get some hard cider. I can't. They won't let me.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:12
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Cold and Ugly posted:I can't. They won't let me. Farmers Markets are usually ignored with things like these. I've gotten moonshine and hard cider off of the Amish because they sell them directly out of their wagons.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:19
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The Taint Reaper posted:Farmers Markets are usually ignored with things like these. I've gotten moonshine and hard cider off of the Amish because they sell them directly out of their wagons. Nice. There aren't any Amish or travellers or whatever in Cali though, at least not in my town.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:20
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I think those law are in place because nobody decides to start getting drunk at 4 AM, and the only people that would buy beer that late are going to drive drunk down to the liquor store.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:24
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Cold and Ugly posted:For real, man. It's a really loving pointless gesture that is hurting honest American working men like me. Unrelated, but I lived in Utah for a year or two, and learned that there is a pretty big market for non LDS dentists who won't tell your loving church group that you drink coffee and/or soda. Pros: You can make a lot of money if you play your cards right. Cons: Your job is staring into Utahn mouths all day
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Jun 29, 2014 13:29
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Jimong5 posted:I think those law are in place because nobody decides to start getting drunk at 4 AM, and the only people that would buy beer that late are going to drive drunk down to the liquor store. Dunno, man. I'm willing to bet that i'm not the only person in America who ever ran out of beer at 2:30 and didn't want to go to sleep. I mean if you drive drunk that's your choice and you take the associated risks on yourself but I live within walking distance of a 24 hour safeway.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:30
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if you drink on a sunday you are a godless heathen. hope this helps
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Jun 29, 2014 13:31
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Cold and Ugly posted:Nice. There aren't any Amish or travellers or whatever in Cali though, at least not in my town. they didn't survive the river ford
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Jun 29, 2014 13:32
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KomodoWagon posted:Pros: You can make a lot of money if you play your cards right. Not too bad of a con. To be honest Utah people seemed pretty healthy and largely had nice teeth. One thing I def. didn't expect is that there is a pretty large and outspoken youth gay community in the SLC area. It's funny, I grew up in the desert in Cali and didn't meet an openly gay person until I was 18 and moved to Utah after graduating HS.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:34
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Don't tread on me
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Jun 29, 2014 13:35
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mrwuss posted:they didn't survive the river ford lol.
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Trustfund. posted:Don't tread on me
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Jun 29, 2014 13:40
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you know gay people often have fun with anal sex and various drugs this title seems a little unfair
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Jun 29, 2014 13:42
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here in virginia you can't buy liquor past 10 or beer past 12 and that's definitely bullshit.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:43
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Benedick Cuckold posted:here in virginia you can't buy liquor past 10 or beer past 12 and that's definitely bullshit. Like every day? Jesus that loving sucks, man. So all the bars close at midnight? Goddamn.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:47
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The Taint Reaper posted:Farmers Markets are usually ignored with things like these. I've gotten moonshine and hard cider off of the Amish because they sell them directly out of their wagons. I wonder how the Amish do in prison?
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Jun 29, 2014 13:48
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no package sales here 12-6 no sales on sunday by the drink (bars) can server until 2am
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Jun 29, 2014 13:49
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Cold and Ugly posted:Like every day? Jesus that loving sucks, man. So all the bars close at midnight? Goddamn. no, bars can serve alcohol till 2. but if you run out of beer at a party it better be before midnight. except no one ever runs out of beer at a party before midnight, because that would be retarded
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Jun 29, 2014 13:49
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Take cans of soda out of a 12 pack, fill the soda 12 pack with beer cans. Buy the 12 pack of soda that is now filled with beer.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:50
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I am sure that if you slapped a 20 on the counter and walked out with the beer the clerk would have just gone on with their night and not given two fucks. EDIT: In some chinese restaurants you can order "cold tea" after liquor serving time is over and they will bring you a teapot with heineken in it.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:50
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MegaGatts posted:Take cans of soda out of a 12 pack, fill the soda 12 pack with beer cans. Buy the 12 pack of soda that is now filled with beer. here the beer must be locked up, liquor as well
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Jun 29, 2014 13:53
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mrwuss posted:here the beer must be locked up, liquor as well Some cash registers will either not let you do an alcohol transaction after a specific time, or throw up a red flag that only the manager will see in the records. Either way it's a good prospect for getting fired and issued a fine (depending on state).
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Jun 29, 2014 13:57
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Blistex posted:Some cash registers will either not let you do an alcohol transaction after a specific time, or throw up a red flag that only the manager will see in the records. Either way it's a good prospect for getting fired and issued a fine (depending on state). state fine is $500 local city fine is $10,000 yes, no questions asked fine, pay it or go to jail I live in the bible belt in a small town and they didn't want to go wet but the vote passed, the city got revenge with stupid rules and they use that fine to shut down privately owned sellers, be it a bar or a package store they will do 'stings', sending someone in who runs to the check out at 12:01
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Jun 29, 2014 14:00
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wow cool story
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Jun 29, 2014 14:04
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mrwuss posted:state fine is $500 leave that lovely town and never look back. jesus christ what could possibly be keeping you there
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Jun 29, 2014 14:06
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its pretty amazing that in tyool 2014 we still have such strict restrictions on alcohol. i think after we legalize weed the next most important thing we need to work on in america is legalizing alcohol at all hours of the day
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Jun 29, 2014 14:08
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I was in a state that doesn't restrict beer and liquor purchases to state run stores a month or so back in the middle of the night, I happened to see a display of some local beer at the grocery store I stopped at to stretch my legs and grab a few things and figured what the hell, I'll give it a try. Apparently I shopped too long because I got to the register at 2:15 and the register refused the sale since it was after 2AM.
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Jun 29, 2014 14:13
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The situation has been resolved.
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Cold and Ugly posted:I'm a free citizen of the great state of California god dammit why can't I walk to Safeway at 4 in the morning to get more beer? gently caress this man. At least you don't live in a state with blue laws. I can't even buy beer in my grocery store
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