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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
I love Oregon where I have to go to a liquor commission controlled store to buy all liquor.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fetus Tree posted:

no, thats pennsylvania

only after you get about 50 miles away from Philadelphia. Don't lump us in with the rest of those rednecks. They root for the steelers for gods sake!

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Jimong5 posted:

I can't buy a car or a new couch at 2 AM we so should also force businesses to be open 24 hours because who knows what may happen and I may need one right away.

are you a troll or an idiot

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~
Indiana. You can't buy alcohol or a car on Sundays. And you can't buy cold beer from anything but a liquor store. Grocery stores have to sell beer at room temperature. THIS IS REAL PAIN.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I have to leave my county, go through another, and into another to get to a bar that is open til 4am.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

I have to leave my county, go through another, and into another to get to a bar that is open til 4am.

You should come to America. Las Vegas has bars open 24/7

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
You can buy furniture (couches included) at Wal-Mart, which is open 24 hours a day at a lot of locations.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.
I can get a drink from a hooker at 4am while placing bets.

global tetrahedron
Jun 24, 2009

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

You should come to America. Las Vegas has bars open 24/7

Las Vegas is also the rear end in a top hat of planet earth and I can't wait for it to be consumed by the desert while everyone there sucks up the Colorado river trying to keep their lawns green

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

global tetrahedron posted:

Las Vegas is also the rear end in a top hat of planet earth and I can't wait for it to be consumed by the desert while everyone there sucks up the Colorado river trying to keep their lawns green

Ha ha. That's going to happen. Rich retards move to the desert and still want a green lawn.

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!

Jimong5 posted:

I can't buy a car or a new couch at 2 AM we so should also force businesses to be open 24 hours because who knows what may happen and I may need one right away.

now you're getting it.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

No drinking before noon on Sunday in NM because you are supposed to be in church like a good Mexican Catholic anyway

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

No drinking before noon on Sunday in NM because you are supposed to be in church like a good Mexican Catholic anyway

Ha ha!
aww
I made myself feel bad

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Jimong5 posted:

I can't buy a car or a new couch at 2 AM

uh... yeah, you can.

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011
There are times when I am really glad to live in Germany. Drinking age is 16 and you can buy beer anytime

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
I like that the states where you can't buy beer late "in the interests of public safety" are probably the same ones where you're free to carry guns around on your person like an old timey cowboy.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kirk Johnson posted:

I like that the states where you can't buy beer late "in the interests of public safety" are probably the same ones where you're free to carry guns around on your person like an old timey cowboy.

That's nearly all of them, you realize? Open carry is legal in nearly every state

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Jimong5 posted:

Its not like driving drunk is only a harm to yourself, a good portion of fatal traffic accidents involve someone drunk and its a lovely and selfish thing to do. Its not that hard to buy beer ahead of time.

Yeah no poo poo dog. Drunk drivers are obviously the worst but in a just world I should be able to walk to the grocery store to get more beer regardless of what loving time it is.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Kombotron posted:

what kind of of a piece of poo poo wino are you that you complain sbout not being able to buy beer this early in the most liberal liquarvlaw state in the US?

go gently caress urself op u entitled poo poo

lol. I do in fact live in the best state, and until I read this thread I thought we had bad liquor laws, but it's def. not the most liberal here. Probably Nevada.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Jimong5 posted:

Because public safety is more important than accommodating peoples poor planning? You could say yeah sure make an exception for urban areas, but someones going to be desperate enough to drive 20 miles to get some beer.

Inconvenient.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Wisconsin is the best state. No state-run store horseshit so booze is cheap. We can't buy it from liquor stores after 9 pm but eh, most everyone has a bar's worth of booze in their home anyway.

Plus kids can drink in bars with their parents. We start our alcoholics young

Flipside: Super lax DUI laws that don't have any real consequences until the 3rd or 4th one, that kind of sucks

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Jimong5 posted:

Like i said before, if you live in an urban area, if its legal only there some idiot is going to drive in from the suburbs to buy booze. I think that the drinking age at 21 is stupid, dry counties are stupid, but a sunset on liquor sales is ok, because the only reasons to buy alcohol that late are either because you forgot to buy it earlier, and (horror!) you have to spend the night sober, or you want to keep the party going.

How about we take your line of thinking then we can get rid of all licensing, regulation, and anything else obstructive the government deems to know "better" than us. after all, the average person is completely responsible.

I'm pretty responsible and the law was loving with me because I wanted to be mo' drunk in the morning. Maybe if you had some stats or something from a reasonable source instead of just your imagination that most people who want to buy alcohol are willing to drunk ghost ride the whip to wherever they can find it i'd respect your argument. As it is though i'm just gonna guess that you're a Mennonite who huffs CHP dick on the weekends rather than drink.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Every place I've lived has limited the sale of liquor until 9pm. Some places none at all, and some places none on Sunday.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
waaah baby can't go five minutes without his bottle or plan ahead like an adult

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

1gnoirents posted:

Every place I've lived has limited the sale of liquor until 9pm. Some places none at all, and some places none on Sunday.

You need to move out of Utah

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Jimong5 posted:

I think those law are in place because nobody decides to start getting drunk at 4 AM, and the only people that would buy beer that late are going to drive drunk down to the liquor store.

I work at a liquor store and there are a terrifying amount of people who will drive drunk to the liquor store in the middle of the day. I almost feel like you'd be less likely to get hit by a drunk at night because they're on the lookout for cops then and you're more likely to be watching out for drunks.

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

ghetto wormhole posted:

I work at a liquor store and there are a terrifying amount of people who will drive drunk to the liquor store in the middle of the day. I almost feel like you'd be less likely to get hit by a drunk at night because they're on the lookout for cops then and you're more likely to be watching out for drunks.

Driving at night is a lot harder though. I don't know if there ever has been a study to prove that drunk people drive to the liquor store, but its pretty freaking obvious that they would.

Crusty Nutsack posted:

Wisconsin is the best state. No state-run store horseshit so booze is cheap. We can't buy it from liquor stores after 9 pm but eh, most everyone has a bar's worth of booze in their home anyway.
Woodmans Liquor department is freaking awesome. Also yeah, it's not hard to buy a stockpile to have at home, sorry you're poor OP.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Jimong5 posted:

Driving at night is a lot harder though. I don't know if there ever has been a study to prove that drunk people drive to the liquor store, but its pretty freaking obvious that they would.

Woodmans Liquor department is freaking awesome. Also yeah, it's not hard to buy a stockpile to have at home, sorry you're poor OP.

Cool. Let's just make laws based on what internet user Jimong5 thinks is obvious.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Jimong5 posted:

Woodmans Liquor department is freaking awesome. Also yeah, it's not hard to buy a stockpile to have at home, sorry you're poor OP.

We just bought 8 cases of Miller Fortune tallboys for $10/case at the Oak Creek one. 4-packs of tallboys are $1.99. The checkout lady said they got a good deal on it...normally they sell for 3x that or something. Love Woodman's.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Robo Reagan posted:

waaah baby can't go five minutes without his bottle or plan ahead like an adult

I don't know, man. Maybe like when your balls drop or when you become old enough to drink you'll get it. By it I mean the state sponsored terrorism that is not letting me get beer at four in the morning even though I really really want it.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Jimong5 posted:

Woodmans Liquor department is freaking awesome. Also yeah, it's not hard to buy a stockpile to have at home, sorry you're poor OP.

I'm not poor. Well I guess I technically sort of am but only bcuz I buy a lot of nice imported beer.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Can you order beer and alcohol off of Amazon Yet or is that still in a gray area?

Because I buy most of my alcohol at Costco due to them being the cheapest and best value out of any liquor store.

Even their black Friday liquor sales are amazing.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I didn't bother voting for the president last election, but by god I showed up early to vote for allowing beer to be sold on Sundays here last election. It passed, too.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

The Taint Reaper posted:

Can you order beer and alcohol off of Amazon Yet or is that still in a gray area?

Because I buy most of my alcohol at Costco due to them being the cheapest and best value out of any liquor store.

Even their black Friday liquor sales are amazing.

the sizes of the bottles they sell are really loving funny. I mean, it's def. a good deal but like just the thought of walking out of Costco with a 3 liter bottle of red label makes me laugh.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

The Dregs posted:

I didn't bother voting for the president last election, but by god I showed up early to vote for allowing beer to be sold on Sundays here last election. It passed, too.

Grats, dog. When I posted this thread I thought Cali's no beer between 2 and six was the gayest thing in the universe. I've gained some perspective in the last 12 hours.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cold and Ugly posted:

the sizes of the bottles they sell are really loving funny. I mean, it's def. a good deal but like just the thought of walking out of Costco with a 3 liter bottle of red label makes me laugh.

It's amazing if you're making punch, that's the only time I'll get one of those huge rear end wine bottles the size of a human child. They have decent selection of Belgian and german beers near me usually, so I'll buy like a 36 can case of craft beer w/o breaking the bank.

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

The Taint Reaper posted:

It's amazing if you're making punch, that's the only time I'll get one of those huge rear end wine bottles the size of a human child. They have decent selection of Belgian and german beers near me usually, so I'll buy like a 36 can case of craft beer w/o breaking the bank.

Nice, man. I don't usually go there except to renew my contact lens prescription, so i'm not sure what sort of beer they sell here. Been to a couple parties though where enormous bottles of Kirkland brand Vodka and huge jugs of Pom Cranberry juice were broke out. Thank god for it.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



rocket_man38 posted:

I love Oregon where I have to go to a liquor commission controlled store to buy all liquor.

virginia is like this for all spirits and wine over a certain % and its really not the end of the world

e: I remember when being open on sundays was an issue and in the end they opened on sundays and then extended the hours and nobody even complains anymore because it makes the state a shitload of money without raising taxes

ee: also ABC store jobs are highly coveted because you get all the benefits of working for the state at a job that nets you a discount on liquor

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jun 30, 2014

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gggiiimmmppp posted:

virginia is like this for all spirits and wine over a certain % and its really not the end of the world

e: I remember when being open on sundays was an issue and in the end they opened on sundays and then extended the hours and nobody even complains anymore because it makes the state a shitload of money without raising taxes

ee: also ABC store jobs are highly coveted because you get all the benefits of working for the state at a job that nets you a discount on liquor

Was pretty funny leaving VA for CA and then realizing that something was really different about the local Walgreens/Trader Joes.

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Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Cold and Ugly posted:

lol. I do in fact live in the best state, and until I read this thread I thought we had bad liquor laws, but it's def. not the most liberal here. Probably Nevada.

who wants to live in those desert shitholes? arizona also has nice laws so they can rape you when u get pulled over

missouri also really good but you have to live in missouri.

face it cali is the best location/ law mix so u justcsound like a terrible dipshit if u complain

also just go to an indian casino if u need to drink at 4 a.m

one thing about pennsylvania 1 shot of vodka $13

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