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The Protagonist posted:> pick up the phonecall from your hot hippy mom, tell her you're gay  You pick up the phone. Instead of a greeting, you plainly state that you are gay. Your voice is raspy and almost unrecognizable from the previous screaming. After a brief moment of silence, a voice who you know to be your Mother replies in a warm, sing-songy voice, "It's ok baby, Daddy and I have known for awhile. I'm glad you're finally coming out! I'm SOO proud of you. What is wrong with your voice, honey? We have some herbal lozenges in the pantry."
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> go to goku
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Jul 2, 2014 01:49
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Jul 2, 2014 01:54
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> tell mom to gently caress off she just dont understand how loving gay you are
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Morkyz posted:> go to goku
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SilkyP posted:> tell mom to gently caress off she just dont understand how loving gay you are
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> Get those lozenges, throw at Suitguy.
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>cuck your dad
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>Wipe that strawberry jelly off your face. That poo poo is gross.
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"no, you don't understand. I'm GAY"
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Morkyz posted:> go to goku
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SilkyP posted:> tell mom to gently caress off she just dont understand how loving gay you are
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cock hero flux posted:"no, you don't understand. I'm loving GAY"
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Jul 2, 2014 03:15
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Drop some acid and kick this up a notch
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Pyroi posted:> Get those lozenges, throw at Suitguy.
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SilkyP posted:> tell mom to gently caress off she just dont understand how loving gay you are  "No, I don't think you understand me," you continue on in your hoarse voice, blood gurgling in the back of your throat. "I am the gayest there was, the gayest there is, and the gayest there ever will be. I am the Alpha and the Omegay." "Think of the gayest thing you know, then multiply that thing by one thousand. If you take the result of that and gently caress it in the rear end, you'd be close to half of how gay my left nipple is." Your mother is silent for a moment. Her voice is cautious. "Honey, have you been taking things from Mommy's secret drawer? You know you're not supposed to go in there..."
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>Pull mother's barbed dildo out of your rear end and hand the bloodstained implement back to mother
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> hang up andPutty posted:cough blood onto your hands then warpaint your face Illavick posted:Drop some acid and kick this up a notch
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>switch to mother >look for advice on pinterest
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Putty posted:cough blood onto your hands then warpaint your face Illavick posted:Drop some acid and kick this up a notch
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mr.capps posted:>switch to mother
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Jul 2, 2014 03:51
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Log on to your twitter account and complain how Bendyman was made by a group of white male programmers.
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mr.capps posted:>switch to mother >help my son is one of those let's-play people now, how do I abort him?
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>go outside
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The Protagonist posted:> hang up and Illavick posted:Drop some acid and kick this up a notch Putty posted:cough blood onto your hands then warpaint your face  You go into your Mother's secret drawer, which is hardly a secret, and take a small amount of what you know to be LSD. You take a moment to paint your face in a simple pattern with your own blood, and sit back down at your computer. In front of you is a man in a suit, with the strange GHOST where his face should be. His voice is calm and soothing. "Hello Billy. Can you tell me where your family is?"
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>tell him exactly where your family is
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>Scream loudly and rake in the youtube cash
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> tell bendy to hold on for a second, reciprocate the president's coquetry
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>Ask him if he'd like to see where you keep the knives
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Illavick posted:Drop some acid and kick this up a notch Take some of that krokodil stuff instead
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>tell him the address of my ex-girlfriend and ex-best friend. The one that stole her away from me.
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NecroMonster posted:>tell him exactly where your family is
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NecroMonster posted:>tell him exactly where your family is
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NecroMonster posted:>tell him exactly where your family is >And offer to lead him to them.
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NecroMonster posted:>tell him exactly where your family is lol, this
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>gently caress BENDYMAN REALLY HARD TO PROVE TO OBAMA JUST HOW GAY YOU ARE. NOT THE VIDEOGAME YOU, THE REAL YOU. gently caress BENDYMAN WITH YOU'RE REAL DICK.
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This is going to end with us feeding our chopped up dick to our dead family isn't it. Or are we going to go full rosebud and razor blades. >make bendyman rose bud while playing the song Bicycle real loud.
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