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>Stab bendyman, since he insists.
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Jul 3, 2014 18:30
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>cut out and bury his heart in his wounded knee
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>place the knife on one rock and then hit it with another rock such that it breaks, hopefully. if this fails ask bendyman how to break the knife. But call him slenderman when you ask.
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Jul 3, 2014 18:34
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Jul 3, 2014 18:38
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>put your hand up and say, "How now white man? Smokeum Peace Pipe with me!" Reach under the couch and pull out step-father's bong.
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Jul 3, 2014 18:41
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Anoia posted:>Stab bendyman, since he insists.
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Jul 3, 2014 18:43
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Anoia posted:>Stab bendyman, since he insists.
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>As him if he has found his own personal savior, Jesus H. Christ.
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Jul 3, 2014 18:56
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>Use knife to turn bow into nunchucks and fight your dad ninja style
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Anoia posted:>Stab bendyman, since he insists.
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> mistake the kitchen knife for a speaking knife and hold it up, demanding your turn. make a poorly-written speech about why the cowboys are wrong to be mean to indians, stealing the good parts from Addams Family Values and confusing the cowboys with pilgrims because you are like 8 years old
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Kill bendyman and stepfather, experience intense regret, get baptized, and found a floating hyper-religious cloud city.
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Jul 3, 2014 19:42
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Anoia posted:>Stab bendyman, since he insists.
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Anoia posted:>Stab bendyman, since he insists.
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>Scream beastially and poo poo your pants.
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Tell your dad he is cool and rad and then stab bendy man in his ghost dick/balls while screaming internet memes
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Anoia posted:>Stab bendyman, since he insists.
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Anoia posted:>Stab bendyman, since he insists.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjnZlBQDgt4 mr.capps posted:>Time jump: 32 hours into the future  "There's uh.... no smoking in here, Detective," says the officer in uniform cautiously. You survey the area, take a deep drag, and shake your head. It looks like a stuck pig ran around doing cartwheels before exploding with a belly full of cranberries. You've got a funny feeling you won't be getting any sleep tonight, either. "This is just like the last one. Thank God the mother wasn't home yet. Any word on the kid?" The officer shakes his head, "Nothing... it's like he just, disappeared. Strangest thing I've ever seen." He takes his hat off and wipes the sweat from his brow.
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> excuse yourself to the restroom, take off all the clothes underneath your trenchcoat, and come back and pretend that nothing happened while you were gone
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> use the snarky but likeable 'evidenceBuddy 1.4' to float around and collect data for you while you monologue
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> Use knife to cut off TV antenna, attach antenna to corpse's head, claim Men in Black killed a martian
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>Since there is no smoking, go to the bathroom like it's some sort of international flight to smoke on the toilet
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>build a goku
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Anoia posted:>Go to the computer, then ask the people still watching the livestream after all this time what happened.
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Glory of Arioch posted:> excuse yourself to the restroom, take off all the clothes underneath your trenchcoat, and come back and pretend that nothing happened while you were gone
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>Pick up knife stare at it for several minutes while turning it over and over and going "Hmmm." Put it back down then check under the couch seats. Find drugs and light up.
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