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In my experience dead bodies smell like a mixture of un-sweetened chocolate and metal.
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Jun 30, 2014 00:46
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I'd notice right away if my wife died. My other roommate, the cat, it could take a day or two.
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Jun 30, 2014 00:52
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Volume posted:In my experience dead bodies smell like a mixture of un-sweetened chocolate and metal. You have no experience with dead bodies.
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Jun 30, 2014 00:55
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Probably about the same time their stiff arms will no longer support the weight of a beer can.
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Jun 30, 2014 01:09
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jalopybrown posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3585136&userid=109351#post431520391 ok when i clicked this thread i was not expecting to be transported to a magical place such as that quote stream
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Jun 30, 2014 01:12
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:You have no experience with dead bodies. What would you describe it as? THen again you're kind of right. I've never been around a freshly dead body but I have been around their leavings for a lack of a better word. The oils, fat, slush, feces that they leave behind. So it is possible I missed out on the good stuff when it comes to smells.
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Jun 30, 2014 01:19
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Volume posted:What would you describe it as? THen again you're kind of right. I've never been around a freshly dead body but I have been around their leavings for a lack of a better word. The oils, fat, slush, feces that they leave behind. So it is possible I missed out on the good stuff when it comes to smells. bigpeeler spotted
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Jun 30, 2014 02:25
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interwhat posted:"If he's dead no biggie" lmao the gently caress is wrong with her she then goes on to say "i've known him for 20 years etc etc"
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Jun 30, 2014 02:29
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Dead bodies smell like unplugged fridges that still have food in them.
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Jun 30, 2014 02:32
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i wonder if she suckled on his wiener b4 the police came
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Jun 30, 2014 02:37
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Do dead people smell like that sweet-but-fermenty smell that a rotting woodland creature in the forest does?
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Jun 30, 2014 02:38
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Volume posted:What would you describe it as? THen again you're kind of right. I've never been around a freshly dead body but I have been around their leavings for a lack of a better word. The oils, fat, slush, feces that they leave behind. So it is possible I missed out on the good stuff when it comes to smells. So your an undertaker?
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Jun 30, 2014 02:42
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EA Sports posted:i wonder if she suckled on his wiener b4 the police came i read that once when you die your bones get real stiff and stuff so yeah obv who wouldn't
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Jun 30, 2014 02:42
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I guess it could take me up to 8 hrs, if my mom died right after serving me my bedtime pizza, then I wouldn't notice she was gone until she failed to give me my breakfast pizza.
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Jun 30, 2014 02:46
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imma go with a million years
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Jun 30, 2014 03:24
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oh gosh thats simply terrible that nobody really noticed he was dead for a week, until the smell started to bother her 
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Jun 30, 2014 03:39
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Every poster in that thread is mentally ill and should be banned , as should the people in the xbox megathread and all other megathreads. This we website habours absolute deviants who should be shunned and/or ridiculed.
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Jun 30, 2014 03:41
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of course id probably only be found when an eviction team arrives soooooo
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Jun 30, 2014 03:44
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hahaha wtf this is amazing
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Jun 30, 2014 03:57
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Waltzing Along posted:wtf lol wtf
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Jun 30, 2014 03:58
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hey guys my roomate's lying on the floor in a pull of blood and oh yeah his head is not there anymore? is he dead? should i call someone? gonna wait a few days and hoep this sorts itself out standby for updates
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Jun 30, 2014 04:02
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A misanthrope posted:hey guys my roomate's lying on the floor in a pull of blood and oh yeah his head is not there anymore? is he dead? should i call someone?
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Jun 30, 2014 04:08
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wtf at apparently knowing the guy for 20 years but not wanting to phone him or knock on his door for some entirely unexplained reason. getting a super bad case of the weirds here "yah if he's dead no biggie, gonna  "
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Jun 30, 2014 04:08
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I mean I was out hella late last night and when it was well past noon and I still hadn't emerged from my room my housemate was like "bitch u dead in there or what?" thats like the one bonus of not living by yourself, someone is always there to keep tabs on your death status
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Jun 30, 2014 04:09
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Secks Cauldron posted:Call your roommate's cell phone and see if he answers. If he doesn't pick up wait a few more days before trying again. i dunno i dont want to disturb him so i just took a pic and tagged him when i posted it to facebook with the caption "lol look at this retard lmfao" if he doesn't respond or like it i guess he is prob not alive (but i don't want to jump to any hasty conclusions)
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Jun 30, 2014 04:13
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Jun 30, 2014 04:17
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so many questions How the gently caress do you rent for 20 years, how do you rent with the same person for 20 years, how does the person not have anyone who,would care if they disappeared for almost a week without having told their friends they were going on a work or personal trip or whatever, how bad does the place stink that a dead body isn't noticeable how do you post concerns on the internet without.... oh gently caress it
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Jun 30, 2014 04:18
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jackyl posted:so many questions They post in a GBS megathread.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:19
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Real post: I made it a point to tell my boss if I ever miss work and am not answering my phone that they need to send someone to my house and check on me. I got pets and poo poo and I don't want them to starve to death after they eat my body.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:22
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It had to have smelled really bad, right? Like unimaginably bad living in the same small area. I remember when someone died in the apartment building I was living in and it was on the other side of the building but I could still smell that awful odor for a while before I found out it was a dead guy. I can't imagine being in the same living space with that smell for even a little while.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:28
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Jun 30, 2014 04:34
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I am OK posted:They post in a GBS megathread. lol i love how everything's just back to normal in that thread and they're talking about surf metal and tv shows and what-not oh someone here just found out they'd been ignoring a dead body in their apartment for five days? whatever let's talk about anime
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Jun 30, 2014 04:41
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is there a sublease, how is that person affording to live in the rental place since the corpse in the room prolly isn't paying rent e: the rent share partner is too drat dead
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Jun 30, 2014 04:43
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A misanthrope posted:lol i love how everything's just back to normal in that thread and they're talking about surf metal and tv shows and what-not I know, wtf? I assumed that the thread would be all about Corpseghazi but nope, posting updates about my puppy & dinner plans!
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Jun 30, 2014 04:44
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I think my cat would start eating my dead roommate before I noticed anything cats rule
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Jun 30, 2014 04:45
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I know, wtf? I assumed that the thread would be all about Corpseghazi but nope, posting updates about my puppy & dinner plans! So I guess it's a thread-wide personality defect and not just a quirk of one poster. Do not ever have a medical emergency when there's only a member of the gbs ladies thread around. You will loving die while they tell you about their cats and ship Dr. Who characters.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:53
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death is certain
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Jun 30, 2014 04:59
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EA Sports posted:death is certain but if you live with a goon a timely burial is not edit: One of the latest posts in that thread -- Troposphere posted:we were pushed to a corner of the con next to a booth that played doctor who episodes the entire time. i'll be glad if i never hear the doctor who theme song ever again oh yeah hey cool um yes this is definitely the most interesting thing to be talking about right now! *hair toss* *giggle*
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Jun 30, 2014 05:01
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a day or two at most, since the room to their door is right next to the kitchen and the smell of rotting flesh is pretty distinctiveTrixie Hardcore posted:I know, wtf? I assumed that the thread would be all about Corpseghazi but nope, posting updates about my puppy & dinner plans! the person who posted about their dead roommate is not a regular, she's maybe posted fifteen times in that thread I'm kind of aghast but what else is there to say, really
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