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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
US leaves and five minutes later some guy becomes muslim pope surely this will have no consequences and everything will be okay

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Let them. Has nothing to do with us

Time Serpent
Dec 22, 2012

Grimey Drawer
caliphs are cool, but seems like an awfully big responsibility

maybe they should have tried out a sultan first, baby steps and all

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Someone ask pope Francis to declare a crusade.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Morkyz posted:

Someone ask pope Francis to declare a crusade.

got him on speed dial i'm on it

update: he called me a bitch and hung up :(

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

I'm not sure that saying you've created a caliphate is the same thing as creating one, op

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Morkyz posted:

Someone ask pope Francis to declare a crusade.

would be dope as gently caress

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Let the crucifixions begin!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

good

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Torka posted:

I'm not sure that saying you've created a caliphate is the same thing as creating one, op

so a bunch of rebels can tell the king to gently caress off and they're a new country but if it happens in the desert then it doesn't count?

racist

Time Serpent
Dec 22, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Parallax Scroll posted:

would be dope as gently caress

wonder what the new knights templar would look like

would love to see a badass papal army assert dominance over periennal EU gently caress-up italy

Mixodorian
Jan 26, 2009
is he a gay caliphate? I ask becasue I'm gay

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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TontoCorazon posted:

Let them. Has nothing to do with us

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Robo Reagan posted:

so a bunch of rebels can tell the king to gently caress off and they're a new country

not until they successfully keep the king out for a few years and also their neighbours recognize their nationhood, imo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Chevalier Cat posted:

wonder what the new knights templar would look like

would love to see a badass papal army assert dominance over periennal EU gently caress-up italy

the pope outsourced the creation of new concept art to the US army and this is what they came up with

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i hereby declare the founding of the socialist caliphate of my basement

my first act as sultan will be the redistribution of all nachos and the eradication of the native fruitflies

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Fojar38 posted:

and the eradication of the native fruitflies

ive had such trouble with these lately!

Syphilicious!
Jul 26, 2007

Robo Reagan posted:

US leaves and five minutes later some guy becomes muslim pope surely this will have no consequences and everything will be okay



did you guys know that an antipope is a real thing, like that's an actual concept

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
apparently all jihadist groups (and all muslims) have to swear allegiance or else. Need more fuel for the execution videos they post.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Robo Reagan posted:

the pope outsourced the creation of new concept art to the US army and this is what they came up with



Rifts World Book 43: Caliphate of Mesopotamia.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



they should have made that big dude with the 50 cal the new caliph

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:happyelf::jewish:

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Morkyz posted:

Someone ask pope Francis to declare a crusade.

this would loving own cause there's nothing more satisfying than a pile of muslim and christian corpses

"but the pope is catholic"

yeah but you think a bunch of wackadoos from the south won't hop the next plane to the holy land?

Crotch Turtles
May 1, 2005

by Lowtax
choke on my muslin dick OP

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Robo Reagan posted:

the pope outsourced the creation of new concept art to the US army and this is what they came up with


This would be funny if it were less likely.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
also it's been a few weeks or so can we please call them ISIL now.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Kyrie eleison posted:

also it's been a few weeks or so can we please call them ISIL now.

No they changed their name to Islamic State. You can call them IS but that may be confusing.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

TontoCorazon posted:

Let them. Has nothing to do with us

Yeah, Im perfectly okay with a new Caliphate.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
They're just IS now :colbert:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I hope htye do it :twisted:

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

cock hero flux posted:

they should have made that big dude with the 50 cal the new caliph

the BULLDOZER :killdozer:

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

No they changed their name to Islamic State. You can call them IS but that may be confusing.

oh. i suppose for convenience from now on we should just call them the caliphate.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

glowing-fish posted:

Rifts World Book 43: Caliphate of Mesopotamia.

if a crusade were to be declared again im pretty sure all the conservatives and israelis would jo 24/7 and the chaos god Nobama would burst out of a black hole spraying dickgirls everywhere

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Kyrie eleison posted:

oh. i suppose for convenience from now on we should just call them the caliphate.

They don't even hold Baghdad yet. If they manage to get the Baghdad-Cairo-Damascus trifecta then you say they're a proper Caliphate.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...Name=snoopsagan

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

They don't even hold Baghdad yet. If they manage to get the Baghdad-Cairo-Damascus trifecta then you say they're a proper Caliphate.

So will they be like the MEC from BF2 or like the GLA from CNC:Generals?

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Just let them make one and watch as Israel blows it apart while Iran offers token protests while undermining it on its own

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