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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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SpeedGem posted:

70% of America is unfit for military duty

thats telling

america is gonna have autonomous killdroids in ten years so that won't be a problem

Fojar38 fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jul 2, 2014

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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quote:

Major Kenneth Rose of the US Army's Training and Doctrine Command outlined some of the advantages of robotic technology in warfare:[13] "Machines don't get tired. They don't close their eyes. They don't hide under trees when it rains and they don't talk to their buddies ... A human's attention to detail on guard duty drops dramatically in the first 30 minutes ... Machines know no fear."

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
In 200 years our descendants are gonna eat lamb chops barehanded at Mideastern Times and root for the blue jihadi

it's gonna own

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
ASIMOV :

quote:

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.[1]

DARPA :

quote:

gently caress dat

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
capitalism + robot soldier army + robot work force = maybe we should side with the caliphate

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
imagine if allah was retarded enough to create creatures that could slay his loving rear end

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

the military should have a thing where you can pay money and spend an afternoon being an ac130 gunner and killing terrorists for real

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
You know, it could be anyone under those masks.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
someoned posted a ted talk about empathizing with insurgents then i watched the isis drive by murder spree with english subtitles and nope

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUSEQEOgkGw

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

someoned posted a ted talk about empathizing with insurgents then i watched the isis drive by murder spree with english subtitles and nope

lol

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

SpeedGem posted:

70% of America is unfit for military duty

thats telling

I have tried to fight the fatties and troons
in my own way

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Y-Hat posted:

Archer Season 6: Cyril converts to Islam and goes on a warpath through Syria
Be loving serious rear end in a top hat.

It would be Pam.

Pam posted:

capitalism + robot soldier army + robot work force = maybe we should side with the caliphate

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Maoist Pussy posted:

I have tried to fight the fatties and troons
in my own way

keep fighting the good fight

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive

Smoking Crow posted:

I took a class on the Kievan Rus and the professor said that women had more rights under Christian rulers. Do you have any sources?

no but not just specifically regarding women, the whole "no capital punishment in medieval europe" thing n so on

i do not know enough to say with authority that things were "better" for christianized russian women but the rus were pretty civil by the standards of the time, christian or no

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
caliphatalism

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


here's a map of what's going:


The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Bro Dad posted:

here's a map of what's going:




it's funny how well this is starting to fit natural demographic borders

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

only good can come from this violent sectarian division in the long run. seriously

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

just.. relax.. yea baby. just let it happen...

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Protagonist posted:

it's funny how well this is starting to fit natural demographic borders

Especially given how Iraq is somewhat artificial creation created out of different ethnic and religious groups who hate each other.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

SirEvelynTremble posted:

ASIMOV :


DARPA :

Asimov's laws of robotics are kind of retarded and the only reason they might happen is because the people making robots are sci-fi nerds. But they'll just be for those human-looking robots built to hug old people. The army is still gonna ask for proper robots with machineguns and bombs and those infrasound things that make brains melt.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Throwdini posted:

capitalism + robot soldier army + robot work force = maybe we should side with the caliphate

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Asimov's laws of robotics are kind of retarded and the only reason they might happen is because the people making robots are sci-fi nerds. But they'll just be for those human-looking robots built to hug old people. The army is still gonna ask for proper robots with machineguns and bombs and those infrasound things that make brains melt.

The military application for anything is the best way to make big bucks too since the government doesn't care about cost overruns,

Skynet wipes out ISIS caliphate

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Skynet actually gets created not due to some homicidal AI but because the US gives the killer robots a open-ended "hunt down all terrorists" order

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Asimov's laws of robotics are kind of retarded and

they're doubly retarded since all of Asimov's stories then circulated around how the laws broke down

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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a robot army crushing backwards theocracies would actually own

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Fojar38 posted:

a robot army crushing backwards theocracies would actually own

Good theme for a porn

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is His prophet. Cease resisting, mujahideen.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=85a_1404256104

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
why didnt they want the freedom we gave them?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

a robot army crushing backwards theocracies would actually own

Michael Bay please steal this idea for your next movie.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Islam,the devil's religion
Posted 4 hours ago By ottawaguy

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

I wrote a little poem:

Kill loving Muslims
Shoot them in the head
Round them up
Make sure they are all dead!

Use a gun! Use a knife,
Hell, use a nuclear Device!
Bend them over
gently caress them up the rear end!
Kill them like Hitler
Let's use Gas!

Muslims are not people
They are degenerate shits!
Every one knows
Mohamed likes black dicks
Posted 3 hours ago By Pouponalog

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Fojar38 posted:

a robot army crushing backwards theocracies would actually own

Anti-Sharia War Droids install democracy with a pen drive

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Fojar38 posted:

Major Kenneth Rose of the US Army's Training and Doctrine Command outlined some of the advantages of robotic technology in warfare: "Machines don't get tired. They don't close their eyes. They don't hide under trees when it rains and they don't talk to their buddies ... A human's attention to detail on guard duty drops dramatically in the first 30 minutes ... Machines know no fear."

is this guy even listening to himself

Kyle Reese posted:

"Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

etalian posted:

Michael Bay please steal this idea for your next movie.
No one can stop the American Taliban ... except Optimus Prime. *Trasformers 5*

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Asimov's laws of robotics are kind of retarded and the only reason they might happen is because the people making robots are sci-fi nerds. But they'll just be for those human-looking robots built to hug old people. The army is still gonna ask for proper robots with machineguns and bombs and those infrasound things that make brains melt.

one of these is coming a long time before the other and it's not the grandma hugging robots because that's basically how technology advancement works

eagerly awaiting the vid with some ISIS dudes chilling w/ some killer robots they stole

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Robo Reagan posted:

one of these is coming a long time before the other and it's not the grandma hugging robots because that's basically how technology advancement works

eagerly awaiting the vid with some ISIS dudes chilling w/ some killer robots they stole

id put a remote kill command in my murderbots myself so that doesnt happen

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
the kurds could do really well out of this right

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