Fandyien posted:

how come asian muslims never get properly included in the caliphate, seems unfair tbh. they don't even have an equivalent as far as i know

Hingehead posted:

Here is another article :



http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/30/world/middleeast/foreign-jihadis-fighting-in-syria-pose-risk-in-west.html?_r=0




http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/04/us/friends-of-moner-mohammad-abusalha-saw-no-indications.html - Florida man radicalized and carried out suicide bomb attack in Syria.

Hingehead posted:

Let's also consider that most ISIS members are from Western countries, including Europe and United States.

Nathilus posted:

Their poo poo little caliphate will be a disaster. Or maybe not, who the gently caress cares. As long as Iran doesn't give them nukes: not me.

MrQwerty posted:

For some reason or another I don't think that Iran will be giving fundamentalist Sunnis nuclear weapons, call it a hunch.

McDowell posted:

the Saudis have Pakistani nukes on layaway to counter Iranian weapon development.

Basically they all want to kill each other, why stop them?

Kyrie eleison posted:

Tiler Kiwi posted:

obama stands over the corpse of his sworn enemy Osama Bin Ladin, chest heaving from the effort of his mighty battle. behind him, hillary wipes clean her maul and bush the second stares into the distance, muttering "its finally over." Obamas eyes narrow, staring into the darkness of the Muslim Throne Room. "not yet" he says. Bush looks at him, worry creeping across his worn features. a rumble suddenly shakes the room, threatening to toss the trio to the floor, and dashing the racks of scimitars and ak47s to the ground. in front of them, a row of american and israli flags light up like torches, one after another, revealing a passage to the darkness. "AL QEADA MEANT NOTHING TO ME" a voice bellows, as a massive figure rises, illuminated by the flames. "YOU ARE TOO LATE. THE CALIPHATE IS REBORN. YOU WILL FULFILL THE PROPHECY YET, SON OF KENYA." this was their last chance, to turn the tide. obama raises his blade once last time.

Al Borland posted:

Also didn't that one goon go to Syria and die or something? Or is he in ISIS now?

Hingehead posted:

Here is another article :



http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/30/world/middleeast/foreign-jihadis-fighting-in-syria-pose-risk-in-west.html?_r=0




http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/04/us/friends-of-moner-mohammad-abusalha-saw-no-indications.html - Florida man radicalized and carried out suicide bomb attack in Syria.

Smoking Crow posted:

caro died of torture in a syrian pow camp

ashgromnies posted:

His parents emphasized the need for him to get an education, but his attendance in school grew increasingly sporadic. When his parents insisted he stay home to study, he would sneak out to pray instead, Mr. Blanchard said.

“I thought it was really cool that he would do that,” he said.


Lol yea really cool you stupid human being Muslim mouth breather

Death to the cult of the moon god. Let's doxx these faggots who stuck up for this caveman piece of trash.

exquisite tea posted:

I am calling my caliphate ISSRI.

Fandyien posted:

what are the five pillars of the overweight NEET

Fandyien posted:

i dont think it was a camp so much as it was a horrific torture facility in some brutalist 70s building cloaked in a veil of mystery and cruelty

brown oses linked some PDFs detailing the kinda stuff that went on there and goddamn it was chilling

Al Borland posted:

I kind of want to laugh because the guy was an idiot.

But also that's pretty horrible, cause he was insane and didn't get the help he clearly needed.

So its more of a mild chuckle with a glance to my left and right to see if anyone else is chuckling. If only ISIS had saved him sooner.

ashgromnies posted:

His parents emphasized the need for him to get an education, but his attendance in school grew increasingly sporadic. When his parents insisted he stay home to study, he would sneak out to pray instead, Mr. Blanchard said.

“I thought it was really cool that he would do that,” he said.


Lol yea really cool you stupid human being Muslim mouth breather

Death to the cult of the moon god. Let's doxx these faggots who stuck up for this caveman piece of trash.

Thump! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwu3ivAJ68U

Fandyien posted:

white americans who become muslims are basically just the lamest manifestation of "gently caress u dad". if you're really that mad at your parents, smoke some crack or something, don't do anything really retarded like convert to a religion

Fandyien posted:

people dying is bad

exquisite tea posted:

Shahadah: declaring there is no god.
Salat: ritual video gaming five hours a day
Zakat: giving 2.5% of one’s savings to indie projects on kickstarter
Sawm: fasting and self-control during the blessed weeks of steam summer/winter sales
Hajj: pilgrimage to a gym to try rock climbing at least once in a lifetime (if he/she is able to[doesn't have too much social anxiety and is properly taking medication])

paranoid randroid posted:

hafiz: memorized D&D rulebook

Smoking Crow posted:

caro fought against isis he is a true hero


u are extremely gay

Smoking Crow posted:

We funded and created them

For all intents and purposes they are a us protectorate

Funkysauce posted:

We meaning the British right?

ashgromnies posted:

You unironically believe in god, the same god as these terrorists. seems like you're actually the gay retard. you even converted to theism, it wasn't something forced on you, you were so naive that you thought Christianity actually made sense. Lol.

Parallax Scroll posted:

what does this mean for gas prices

Parallax Scroll posted:

what does this mean for gas prices

Fandyien posted:

ashgromnies and smoking crow do you faggots know each other or something

Fandyien posted:

and the french, and the russians, and the US, and probably canada too

paranoid randroid posted:

has anyone said wiz khalifate yet

Fishy Joe posted:

wiz calipha: isis