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Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip


Australia is a lovely country which you may or may not be unfortunate enough to find yourself in. If you count yourselves amongst the former prepare for it to get even loving worse, because guess what's happening this month?

:regd08: New senate motherfuckers. :regd08:

Hope you're ready for a hell of a clusterfuck because this poo poo's going to be insane, but more importantly, almost definitely awful.

Let's start with a quick run over the current players in Australian politics.

House of Representatives
Liberal Party of Australia

Seen here: Malcolm Turnbull's leadership ambitions
The current group of terrible lovely idiots in government. In a coalition with the Nationals. Having never outgrown student politics, they're currently waging war against anyone outside of the demographics of old, rich, white men and would probably prefer it if you, yes you, just went away already, thanks.

The Nationals

I don't know who they are but these guys showed up first in Google Image Search so I think this is right.
The other half of the terrible lovely idiots in government. No one but people way out in the country where the Liberals can't be arsed with running a candidate votes for them, and in return the Nationals do ?????? I think they've been steadily losing votes since forever and even the Liberals are starting to run people in seats that are usually National safe in an attempt to take them for themselves, so soon enough it'll be a :byewhore: situation.

Australian Labor Party

I don't remember how that song goes but you probably do so whatever just imagine I'm not lazy as poo poo.
The former group of terrible lovely idiots in government. Labor went to the election with the strategy of trying to out-right-wing the Liberal Party and in doing so doomed millions to an even shittier life than we could have possibly imagined. Thanks guys. For something like two or three decades now people have been trying to change it from the inside to not be terrible garbage but it just seems to be getting worse so :shrug:

The Greens

"The Socialist Workers Party of Germany = The Greens???" - austeaparty.com.au
The Greens are basically the only people in government who give a rat's arse about anyone. Arguably the only left-wing party in Australia with any even vague power, their policies are all crazy leftist bullshit like redistribute everyone's money[citation needed], treat people with basic respect, and have a planet to live on in fifty years. Since they're on the whole good people, you can rest assured that fairly soon the Australian public will reject them for not firing asylum seekers into the Sun.

Palmer United Party

Australia's last hope.
I'm going to level with you here: Palmer is totally insane and no one can have any idea what the gently caress he's on about at any one time. On the whole he's thus far had policies that are left of Labor, but that means less by the day, and he hasn't had to actually stick to any of his guns so uh who knows what the gently caress will happen.

Katter's Australian Party

He likes big hats and big guns.
Uh honestly no idea, he was a threat to the Nationals at one point I think but now he's pretty much just on his own with his electorate in centralish Queensland I think, Palmer took a lot of wind out of his sails as the new crazy person in town I reckon. He doesn't think gays exist or something??? Also he very rarely turns up to parliament since everyone either ignores him entirely or are already giving bipartisan support to policies he'd vote for.

Cathy McGowan

Actual file name on my computer: "suck_shit_mirabella.jpg"
One of two independents in the House of Representatives and the newcomer. I don't know much about her but she unseated Sophie Mirabella after an incredibly successful grassroots campaign in Indi so that's pretty tops.

Andrew Wilkie

Labor likes burning bridges early.
The other independent in the House of Representatives and one of only two people (the other being The Greens' Adam Bandt) to vote against the indefinite detainment of children in the last parliament because he's not a total psychopath. A cool dude you should probably like.

Senate
Liberal Party of Australia

No further comment.
Senate Numbers: 27

The Nationals

Oh hey I think I've found a picture of one of theaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Senate Numbers: 6

Australian Labor Party

:lol:
Senate Numbers: 25

The Greens

Senate Numbers: 10

Palmer United Party

The Honourable Brick with Eyes
Senate Numbers: 3
Alright these guys are getting a second write-up because it's just so insane. Palmer bankrolled his way into two senators and Queenslanded his way into a third. Dio Wang and Brick with Eyes are likely to do whatever Palmer says, but his Tasmanian senator, Jacqui Lambie, is liable to go off on her own and do her own crazy thing, especially since she has tried to be preselected with virtually every party. This isn't the end of the Palmer insanity though because

Australian Motoring Enthusiasts Party

RIP Australian manufacturing.
Senate Numbers: 1
After some crazy bullshit with senate voting tickets, Ricky Muir of the Victorian branch of the Australian Motoring Enthusiasts Party was elected to the federal senate. After this happened to an uppity Victorian, the main force of the party, based in Queensland, decided "gently caress that uppity Victorian, bet he thinks the Greens aren't poofs" and severed all ties between the national party and the Victorian one because Queensland. With nowhere left to go, Palmer swooped in and took him under his wing, making him essentially a fourth senate puppet for Clive Palmer and essentially giving him the balance of power.

Democratic Labour Party

Madigan is a blacksmith, thanks rudatron.
Senate Numbers: 1
Tony Abbott allegedly used to be one of these. The only minor party that isn't a newcomer in the senate, they're Catholic socialists arguably more left-wing than the ALP in some areas, but far, far more right in others. They have a strong anti-abortion platform with a general opposition to neoliberalism.

Liberal Democratic Party

Senator David Leyonhjelm fending off a foreign mercernary through the power of the free market.
Senate Numbers: 1
A bunch of crazy, dumb libertarians. Leyonhjelm used to be all down with the Liberal Party right up until Howard banned guns in Australia at which point he immediately left, so it really shows what a hosed up lovely idiot he is. Dude literally got in because we New South Welshmen are so loving dumb that we saw the word "Liberal" as the first box on the ballot paper and went "huh that's probably Tony's team isn't it" and ticked and left.

Family First

This has nothing to do with Family First but it is funnier.
Senate Numbers: 1
Bunch of religious jerks who generally put spreading Christianity and sucking the fun and life out of existence before families. Tony will probably give them whatever they want since they're essentially the Liberal Party without a façade of being areligious.

Nick Xenophon

Honestly I'm very over writing these and I don't have any more good jokes, go home.
Senate Numbers: 1
Nick Xenophon is the only independent member of the Australian senate and occasionally has good ideas but being Australian is one hell of a curse so he usually has some really poo poo ones to balance it out.

Australian Sports Party
In memoriam.
Senate Numbers: 0

Hey Pissweak that's a lot of parties and that's great but that doesn't mean poo poo to me like that tell me how the senate will actually come out.

Maybe I was about to dickhead, Jesus christ calm down.

In order to pass legislation a party needs thirty nine votes in favour of it. Our senate has seventy six positions, essentially making it a "50% + 1" kind of situation. The Liberal Party and The Nationals are going to combine their numbers because of their coalition, so their totals will come out as thirty three together, meaning that in order to pass legislation they need to get six more votes on their side.

Assuming Labor stand for anything (a big assumption), they will probably vote against most Coalition legislation with their twenty five senators. The Greens, being a far more consistently not poo poo group of people, will then probably add their ten senators to the mix, bringing the opposition total to thirty five senators.

Bob Day of Family First and David Leyonhjelm of the Liberal Democratic Party have organised some god-bothering libertarian voting-bloc match made in hell that will just do whatever the Coalition wants to, bring the Coalition essentially to thirty five seats and leaving the government and opposition with the same number of seats.

This leaves the wild cards in the Democratic Labour Party's John Madigan, Palmer's aforementioned voting bloc of his three senators and Ricky Muir, and Nick Xenophon. John Madigan is likely to go with the Coalition on social issues, but against them on economic ones, so he's decided on a case by case basis. Xenophon occasionally gets things really lovely and wrong, but is generally left-aligned and not out to slash and burn the country so he can probably be comfortably slotted with Green-Labor most of the time, putting them at thirty six and only needing three more senators.

This leaves the Palmer-Muir voting bloc and where things start to go to poo poo. Theoretically at the start of the wildcard point, Palmer had everything in the bag for controlling the Australian government, but there are two major problems: Ricky Muir standing by him, and Jacqui Lambie standing by him. Of the two, the one I think more likely to jump ship is Lambie, if only because now that she's elected and everything has started, she no longer has any need to stand by him, and if she were to go off on her own, she'd almost definitely pop off to the Liberals, bringing them up to thirty six as well. This still leaves Palmer with deciding power, but only if Muir doesn't abandon him, and if he does I don't even know who he'd vote with, probably the Coalition though, putting them at thirty seven.

So at this point it's thirty seven to thirty six in favour of the Coalition, and three senators to decide. Palmer can either use his two senators left to just side with the Coalition and give them the victory or go with Greens-Labor-probable-Xenophon to bring it to thirty eight to thirty seven in favour of the opposition and leave it up to Madigan to decide whether to block the legislation or to go for the perfect tie. Repeat ad infinitum.

Whoa mate calm down not all of us are faux-intelligentsia left-wing dickheads that's a lot of words.

Fine here's your loving friendlyjordies video.

World is fukt.

What happened last month?

AusPol Links
There's an IRC where you can talk to nerds on the Internet about how poo poo the government is in real time. #auspol on SynIRC if you're not a loving animal and use a client and here's a Mibbit link if you are.

AusPol Wiki - A wiki that attempts to educate as well as opinionate. I try to archive anything I come across in here and elsewhere online for later reference. Includes such favourites as:
  • Tony's Mandate - The massively long (and depressing) list of news articles about the Abbott Government
  • The Tony Abbott Files - A page that NuclearSpy started to revisit to keep track of all the 'Abbottisms' that are now beginning to pop up
  • How evil is Campbell Newman? - The man that inspired the archiving in the first place, Queensland Premier Campbell Newman and his trail of destruction

100+ days in Government - A categorised version of Tony's Mandate which works better as a shareable link

South Australian Young Greens Social Group - A Facebook group that (forums user) Kim Jong ill and NuclearSpy have set up which helps keep Adelgoons (and non-goons) up to date with events etc.

Here's Sulla's (rip) dumb link archiver and verb conjugator for jerks.

Thanks NuclearSpy.

Seagull fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Jul 3, 2014

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Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
Gonna put good posts here I guess.

Freudian Slip posted:

OK - firstly could you twitter folk please re-tweet our tweet (the one with a link to the university of Sydney). It's the results that we are talking about on the Medicare co-payments

https://twitter.com/Sydney_BEACH

So to keep it simple I have kept it to 5 common misconceptions about the proposed Medicare co-payments. If someone wants to be a forums superstar and tidy this up so that it can be shared via social media - that would be great

5 Misconceptions about the proposed Medicare co-payments

1) It’s only for when I see a GP right?
No – you would also have to pay an additional co-payment when a pathology test ordered and when an imaging test is ordered. For about a quarter of GP consultations with adults at least one of these tests is ordered meaning that at least two co-payments.

2) The most I am going to pay is $70 a year as they said it caps out at ten payments
The cap of 10 co-payments is only for concessional patients (those with a Commonwealth Health Care Card) and children under 16 years of age. There is no cap for “general” patients.

3) Well it’s only going to be $7 a time for me right?
Well once again, there is only an incentive for providers to charge only $7 for concessional patients and kids under the age of 16. For general patients, there is no incentive for the GP to only charge $7. Many GPs who currently bulk bill general patients are likely to charge them privately to recoup the expense of setting up the administration of the new co-payment system. If these GPs then charge the current average gap to their general patients, it is likely to be over $20 per item.

4) Still, it’s only a little bit of money, it won’t stop people from going to the GP
Ignoring the fact that stopping people from using health services is the point of the proposal, there is actually good evidence that this will happen. Currently, there are already parts of Australia where 13% of the people living there have not seen or delayed seeing a GP due to cost and areas where 15% have not filled or delayed a prescription because of cost.

5) Well, it’s going to save money right?
It’s not going to save money for the consumer, as the co-payments would increase the out-of-pocket expense of health care in Australia (which is already one of the highest in the world). International evidence suggest that it’s not going to save the tax-payer money either, as the people the co-payment deters from seeking care at the GP either

•use an emergency department instead (which is far more expensive) or they
•avoid care, their conditions deteriorate and they end up in hospital which is a far greater cost to the community

So what are the co-payments going to cost me?
•A family with two young children (aged <16 years) and two parents (aged 25-44 years) would on average have to pay an additional $184 per year ($169.92 for GP, pathology and imaging + $13.62 for medications).
•A self-funded retired couple (both aged 65+, no concession cards) would expect to pay an additional $244 per year on average ($188.80 for GP, pathology and imaging + $55.54 for medications).
•An older couple who are pensioners (aged 65 years or more, with concession cards) would expect to pay an average additional $199 per year ($140.00 for GP, pathology and imaging + $59.30 for medications).

If you could place a reference to the report at the bottom - that would be super

http://sydney.edu.au/medicine/fmrc/beach/bytes/BEACH-Byte-2014-003.pdf

Cleretic posted:

Alright, giving this a quick one while my internet's busy making GBS threads itself for unknown reasons. It was a bit overly conversational, and given the points being made I thought the question-answer format didn't entirely work, but I've tried to keep it close to the original. Hopefully this works for you.


5 Misconceptions about the proposed Medicare co-payments

1) It’s only for GP visits
No – you would also have to pay an additional co-payment when a pathology or imaging test is ordered. At least one of these is ordered for about a quarter of all adult GP consultations, meaning at least two co-payments in these cases.

2) Since it caps at ten payments, the most I'm going to pay is $70 a year
The cap of 10 co-payments is only for concessional patients (those with a Commonwealth Health Care Card) and children under 16 years of age. There is no cap for “general” patients.

3) It’s only going to be $7 a time for me
Once again, there is only an incentive for providers to charge $7 for concessional patients and kids under the age of 16. For general patients, there is no incentive for the GP to only charge $7. Many GPs who currently bulk bill general patients are likely to charge them privately to recoup the expense of setting up administration of the new co-payment system. If these GPs then charge the current average gap to their general patients, it is likely to be over $20 per item.

4) It's only a little bit of money, and won't stop people going to the GP
Ignoring the fact that stopping people from using health services is the point of the proposal, there is actually good evidence that this will happen. There are already parts of Australia where 13% of people have not seen or delayed seeing a GP due to cost, and areas where 15% have not filled or delayed a prescription because of cost.

5) It's going to save money
It’s not going to save money for the consumer, as the co-payments would increase the out-of-pocket expense of health care in Australia (which is already one of the highest in the world). International evidence suggests that it’s not going to save the tax-payer money either, as the people deterred from seeing the GP by the co-payment either

•use an emergency department instead (which is far more expensive), or
•avoid care, let their conditions deteriorate, and end up in hospital which is a far greater cost to the community

So what are the co-payments going to cost me?
•A family with two young children (aged <16 years) and two parents (aged 25-44 years) would on average have to pay an additional $184 per year ($169.92 for GP, pathology and imaging + $13.62 for medications).
•A self-funded retired couple (aged 65+, no concession cards) would expect to pay an additional $244 per year on average ($188.80 for GP, pathology and imaging + $55.54 for medications).
•An older couple who are pensioners (aged 65+, with concession cards) would expect to pay an average additional $199 per year ($140.00 for GP, pathology and imaging + $59.30 for medications).

For more information on the effects of the co-payment, see this report from the University of Sydney:

http://sydney.edu.au/medicine/fmrc/beach/bytes/BEACH-Byte-2014-003.pdf

Gough Suppressant posted:

Negligent is Lawful Evil.

Or was it Legal Evil?

Freudian Slip posted:

Hey all,

My girlfriend made an infographic of the Medicare co-payment work I released last week. Please feel free to share this.

Cheers



You can find it here

http://www.beyondthehedgecreative.com/bthc_uploads/gpcp_final.jpg

Chicken Parmigiana posted:

This is a little embarrassing. We have two infographics now. Good morning everyone.

It's on again with Den and Ken!



That's the single-image version; it's also available separated into 500x500 or 700x700 squares, which might be a better format for Twitter, definitely Tumblr, and even Facebook. Up to you! Anyway here's the link to those:

http://www.chickennation.com/2014/07/15/medicare-co-payments-infographitoon/

Chicken Parmigiana posted:

Somehow I found the time to make another handy and informative cartoon.


Seagull fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Jul 16, 2014

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Request change of Andrew Wilkie image.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Way to steal my nationals joke.







































































































































nice op

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I, hambeet, heartily endorse this event or product

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Australia is beyond parody at this point.

That's all I've got, really.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
Ricky Muir was on 7:30 tonight, I think. Wonder how that went.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
Probably as well as his last interview.

Murodese
Mar 6, 2007

Think you've got what it takes?
We're looking for fine Men & Women to help Protect the Australian Way of Life.

Become part of the Legend. Defence Jobs.

Ler
Mar 23, 2005

I believe...

Milky Moor posted:

Australia is beyond parody at this point.

That's all I've got, really.

Just imagine how all kinds of hosed up the Election 16 campaign is gonna be :woop: :woop:

Wonderful OP Pissweak

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Ricky Muir was on 7:30 tonight, I think. Wonder how that went.

No he wasn't, some woman came to the door and said he wasn't home.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
You have a senator called lionhat? That's awesome, make him king or something.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
Richard Di Natale just owned everybody real hard on that show.

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!
May need an update to the OP if the Cory Bernardi to Family First rumours / speculation are true. Which is frightening as the man may have actual power.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
I hope you are all watching "The Roast" on every night on ABC 2 at 8.10pm. It is the best intentional political comedy show, unlike all the completely unintentional comedies like QandA.

EDIT: Recap episodes every friday: eg. http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/roast/LE1359H060S00

hooman fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Jun 30, 2014

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

MiniSune posted:

May need an update to the OP if the Cory Bernardi to Family First rumours / speculation are true. Which is frightening as the man may have actual power.

Has this been published anywhere?

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Ground floor motherfuckers. Let's abuse some god drat asylum seekers up in here!

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Mr Chips posted:

If anyone has an OCAU forums reg and wants to contribute to some libertarian nitwit having a meltdown, here's your chance: http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?t=1129064

quote:

quote:

oh and another gem? there's such a shortage of maths & physics teachers (physics in particular) that in NSW at least they're seriously considering shitcanning it from the curriculum. the powers that be simply cannot attract the teachers they need. why? because they're not able to offer them what they need to to attract them. the unions are stopping them from doing so. paying a physics teacher that teaches a discipline that he could be earning $3x as much using elsewhere (i.e it's 3x as important than other teaching roles) more compared to a bloody painting teacher or something is "unfair"

Physics is being canned because it is irrelevant in the 21st century Australian economy. We to give our children the skills they need to become lawyers and real estate agents.

Competition for teaching jobs is intense; the problem is lack of demand/need for physics, not a lack of supply.

As someone who received the uni's "oh god, we need qualified physicists to teach high school" scholarship from a NSW sandstone university, makes this post extra special. There were around half a dozen physicists in the cohort, and I decided to not pursue the profession. Yeah totally intense competition...

gently caress you for bringing up OCAU, btw. I don't typically read this poo poo, but when someone makes the effort to point it out... well...

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Wait, are there seriously scholarships for physicists to take up teaching?

Because holy gently caress that would be amazing.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

hooman posted:

Wait, are there seriously scholarships for physicists to take up teaching?

Because holy gently caress that would be amazing.

Oh yeah, there are scholarships for pretty much all of science teaching these days in NSW, since most everyone who knows anything is jumping ship for other countries.

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Has this been published anywhere?

https://newmatilda.com/2014/06/24/simon-sheikhs-bold-senate-predictions-2014-youre-gunna-wanna-read-number-1

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

hooman posted:

Wait, are there seriously scholarships for physicists to take up teaching?

Because holy gently caress that would be amazing.

South Australia's ed dept ran a program for scientists to transfer into teaching. Part of the selection process for a M. Ed scholarship for scientists was to come up with a lesson plan. Y'know, something you'd expect them to learn when they're actually in the loving program, not beforehand. Another part of the selection process was assessing their scientific knowledge, which was done by department staff with no actual scientific expertise.

Sorry Tokakmak.

Mr Chips fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jun 30, 2014

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

I got 12k, but it was only open to people who did their science undergrad at the same uni. Also

quote:

Haha. No. Wrong. ~10,000 students did physics last year in NSW alone.
Less than 5% of teachers are 3rd year qualified. More than half the teachers teaching Physics are not comfortable teaching the subject. The shortage is becoming hyper critical.

My offer still stands. Are you a physics major with a teaching qualification with HSC experience? I can get you $100-$225 an hr or six figures with benefits. I have ~10 but I am doubling in size in 6 months. I'm raiding high schools in Sydney right now.Physicists in Banking, Finance, geophysics, big data, material physics are still commanding what ever you want conditions.

*me sitting at home on DSP*
I'm actually allergic to money, I'm one of those people who prefer a downshifting lifestyle. I don't spend much, have much, but it means I can spend more time on my own pursuits, play games, play with bird.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Tokamak posted:

Physics is being canned because it is irrelevant in the 21st century Australian economy. We to give our children the skills they need to become lawyers and real estate agents.

Competition for teaching jobs is intense; the problem is lack of demand/need for physics, not a lack of supply.

I never studied physics and turned out ok. but I fundamentally disagree with his point - physics contributes to a greater understanding of the world around us. Not sure really what appreciable gain conveyancers add to society.

Also, I posted this in the last thread but it's interesting still so I'm re-posting it, gently caress you dad :toot:

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/30/extreme-weather-official-advice-rewritten-to-remove-climate-change-link posted:


The government has been accused of significantly watering down its official advice on extreme weather after removing mention of links between climate change and events such as bushfires and heatwaves.

A document on the Department of Environment’s website, aimed at informing the public on how climate change is influencing dangerous weather, has removed an explicit reference linking the two.

A previous version of the document opened with the statement: “There is a growing and robust body of evidence that climate change will increase the frequency and intensity of extreme weather events.

“Australia has experienced an increasing number and intensity of heatwaves, bushfires, flooding and droughts in recent decades.”

An amendment to the page removes these lines in favour of a general explanation of what extreme weather is.

The page goes on to acknowledge that the frequency and intensity of extreme weather events is “changing” and that “some studies” show a link to climate change, but stresses that it is “difficult to isolate the role of climate change in any given event”.

As Guardian Australia reported in October, the previous version of the departmental advice contradicted Tony Abbott’s view that any link between bushfires and climate change was “complete hogwash”.

The prime minister, speaking in the wake of the widespread New South Wales bushfires last year, also said Christiana Figueres, the UN’s climate chief, was “talking out of her hat” for linking rising temperatures to increased bushfires.

Amanda McKenzie, a former government official and now chief executive of the Climate Council, told Guardian Australia the amendment had led to “softer language” on the link between climate change and extreme weather.

“Lives and communities are at risk from bushfires so it’s very important that communities and firefighting services are prepared for changes that we are already seeing,” she said.

“There is a common misconception that Australia has always had extreme weather so we should not be concerned now, but we are already seeing more forceful, extreme weather. Bushfires have increased in south-east Australia in the past 30 years, and we’ve just had our hottest 12 months on record.

“The evidence is absolutely unequivocal on the link. We know bushfire conditions are getting worse. We have to take the government on its word that it takes climate change seriously but there have been inaccurate statements made around extreme weather and it’s critical the public is provided the right information on these matters.”

Asked why the advice was changed, an environment department spokeswoman said: “During the past few months, we have been finalising the transition of content from the former climate change website to environment.gov.au.

“The Department of the Environment’s website is constantly updated. The change you identified was made by the department to ensure the website information remained consistent with the approach taken by the IPCC in its fifth assessment report.”

The IPCC assessment, released in March, stated there was a “medium to high confidence” that extreme weather events are “projected to increase in many locations” in Australia.

Australia is at risk from “increased damage to ecosystems and settlements, economic losses and risks to human life from wildfires in most of southern Australia”, according to the IPCC report.

In addition, “projected increases in heatwaves will increase heat-related deaths and hospitalisations, especially among the elderly”, while coastal areas will be at risk from erosion, landslides and flooding, owing to weather pattern changes and sea level rises.

Kellie Caught, climate change campaigner at WWF, said: "The link between global warming and extreme weather events is clear. In fact, the IPCC fifth assessment report strengthened its assessment on the link between some extreme weather events and global warming.

"It’s important that the Australian public are informed on the science of global warming and climate change from the leading experts such as the IPCC, especially given global warming poses a risk to society, our economy and environment.”

The Greens leader, Christine Milne, said: “Regardless of whether Tony Abbott’s global warming denial is filtering top-down through the public service, the clear link between climate change and the increasing frequency and intensity of extreme weather events is undeniable.

“The link is the global scientific consensus. No amount of watering down of language or silencing the public service will change the urgency of strong and sustained action to reduce greenhouse pollution.”

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

^^^
Of course Abbott believes in climate change and making an effort to curb our impact on the environment. His conversion was genuine and not a politician selling his conscious for some votes (from the man who was willing to do almost anything for PM). His party isn't totally full of climate sceptics, including the guy who would be the Science minister (if his cabinet position wasn't axed lol).

Sir Shion posted:

I never studied physics and turned out ok. but I fundamentally disagree with his point - physics contributes to a great dunderstanding of the universe. Not sure really what appreciable gain conveyancers add to society.

Good, you aren't a fuckwit unlike most other posters on other Australian forums, such as OCAU.

Tokamak fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jun 30, 2014

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

Sir Shion posted:

I never studied physics and turned out ok. but I fundamentally disagree with his point - physics contributes to a greater understanding of the world around us. Not sure really what appreciable gain

Uh excuse me but we solved all of science in the late 1800s, let me tell you about this aether.

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

This post may or may not have been on water and an operational matter.

If it was important I would have brought it up, but I'm just here not bringing it up because

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Mr Chips posted:

Sorry Tokakmak.

Eh, close enough. You'd make a good Physics high school teacher.

Hey, don't make fun of me... I'm on the verge man, I'm on the verge...
VVV

Tokamak fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Jun 30, 2014

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
In other news: abolition of the DSP causes thousands of NEETs to join ISIS

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Tokamak posted:

Eh, close enough. You'd make a good Physics high school teacher.

Nah, I never did physics beyond first year. Based on my attempts at tutoring high school students, I support having specialist 11-12 science teachers with at least 3rd year science, preferably honours or higher. That extra depth gives them a better foundation to explain the principles and answer students' questions properly.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Mr. Chips, I hope your not posting on OCAU under 'chips' and responding to an obvious troll/lobotomy poster 'eightyeight' :hitler:

"I have an Economics degree!!!!" says every 70 IQ bottom feeding internet poster ever.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
"dunderstanding"

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?
have you found the derail that occurred when this gem was posted: 'australia is the most entitled country on the face of the earth'. I posted OECD stats showing we're 21st for social spending and 29th for education spending, and got told that didn't matter because the level of handouts here was 'beyond belief'

I've gotten a bit bored with it now, to be honest.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

The National is a good band and shouldn't represent the heap of poo poo that is The Nationals.

That's all I have to say because thinking about Australian politics makes me look longingly at the noose I keep besides my desk for ironic purposes.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

I'm revoking your Internet for one week for posting on a politics sub-forum on an Australian technology website/forum.

Also you have more posts on there than here... I know its an older account, but that's shameful.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
The liberal party wants to strip the mentally ill of welfare benefits because it's super, duper easy to find employment which is in sync with the ebb and flow of psychic distress. People under the age of 30 will need to fend for themselves and subsist on food stamps if they cannot find employment. The LNP wants to send people back where the came from if they a have a < 50% chance of being tortured to death once they return. The LNP is aggressively implementing a broad policy of climate change denial.

Seriously. The above is not the theoretical ravings of a minor party. It's the policy of our government. I want to loving die

i got banned
Sep 24, 2010

lol abbottwon
Well hurry up and die if you don't pay taxes mate. Welcome to the future.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

i got banned posted:

Well hurry up and die if you don't pay taxes mate. Welcome to the future.

Don't even joke about poo poo poo poo man!!!!!

Fuuuuuuuuck!! AAAAAAHhhhhhh!!

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

This is a good-rear end gif

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Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Amethyst posted:

The liberal party wants to strip the mentally ill of welfare benefits because it's super, duper easy to find employment which is in sync with the ebb and flow of psychic distress. People under the age of 30 will need to fend for themselves and subsist on food stamps if they cannot find employment. The LNP wants to send people back where the came from if they a have a < 50% chance of being tortured to death once they return. The LNP is aggressively implementing a broad policy of climate change denial.

Seriously. The above is not the theoretical ravings of a minor party. It's the policy of our government. I want to loving die

Got a mental illness? Because soon you'll be assisted too!

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