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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
live laugh love~



it just came to me

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I just make terrible innuendo out of any words from a previous sentence regardless of it makes any sense.

"i'll <verb> your <noun>" etc.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
<fans lips, looks at camera>

"DAT'S SPICE-EY!!!"

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
holy fuckballs!

Mudlark
Nov 10, 2009
Tell you what

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
buuuuuuurp

like how Barney Gumble does it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I like to make shrieking bird sounds as loud as possible at various points throughout the day.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
'drive safely'

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
"well gently caress me up the rear end"

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


"What-EVer"

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
i work in the travel industry so it's some variation of "sorry"

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
sorry your secretary doesn't know how to coordinate your hotel and airline payments

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Who's ready for some laughs???

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Who's ready for some meatballs? ??

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Who's ready to suck my dick??????

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
kill all nerds

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Who's ready for the season finale of Frasier??

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"That's so Raven!"

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Who's ready to get their rear end in a top hat eaten out?????

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
totally epic bro

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Well cuck the poo poo out of me!" I shout to the lady working the cash register at the food service desk.
Then we fist bump and she just hoots loudly towards the ceiling.

It's awesome.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

"Ayyyyyyy"

- Me, 2014.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

im not racist but

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Money up front.

naem
May 29, 2011

CUMM

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Kitchner posted:

Mine is murder you're famil

find a new one rear end in a top hat

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

ladyboy pancake posted:

find a new one rear end in a top hat

^^^this is my catchphrase^^^

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
ayyyyyyy lmao

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
In class:
"It's science!"

Both in or out of class (depending on circumstances):
"Dude!"
or
"Heat up the death ray!"

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
"thats the way"

Had a good weekend? "Thats the way."
big night planned? "Thats the way."
Killed three people and going to jail for life? "Ah yeah thats always the way"

Cantv
Sep 28, 2009


Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Give George some more beans.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
*sleeps literally all day*

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Find a new rear end in a top hat

Effsix
Aug 5, 2011

Keep it moving, chicken people! These knockoff purses ain't gonna make themselves!
Ello guvnor

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
"Really?"

but you gotta be black to do it right

p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012
*slides into room Krameresquely*

"Ohayo Gozaimasu!"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

"Hey hey hey"

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

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GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

a bone to pick posted:

holy fuckballs!

im going beat you to death

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