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live laugh love~ it just came to me
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:39 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:23 |
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I just make terrible innuendo out of any words from a previous sentence regardless of it makes any sense. "i'll <verb> your <noun>" etc.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:42 |
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<fans lips, looks at camera> "DAT'S SPICE-EY!!!"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:45 |
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holy fuckballs!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:45 |
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Tell you what
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:46 |
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buuuuuuurp like how Barney Gumble does it
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:46 |
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I like to make shrieking bird sounds as loud as possible at various points throughout the day.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:50 |
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'drive safely'
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:51 |
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"well gently caress me up the rear end"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:56 |
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"What-EVer"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:57 |
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i work in the travel industry so it's some variation of "sorry"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:05 |
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sorry your secretary doesn't know how to coordinate your hotel and airline payments
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:07 |
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Who's ready for some laughs???
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:26 |
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Who's ready for some meatballs? ??
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:27 |
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Who's ready to suck my dick??????
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:28 |
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kill all nerds
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:28 |
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Who's ready for the season finale of Frasier??
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:28 |
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"That's so Raven!"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:33 |
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Who's ready to get their rear end in a top hat eaten out?????
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:34 |
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totally epic bro
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:35 |
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"Well cuck the poo poo out of me!" I shout to the lady working the cash register at the food service desk. Then we fist bump and she just hoots loudly towards the ceiling. It's awesome.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:36 |
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"Ayyyyyyy" - Me, 2014.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:59 |
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im not racist but
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:00 |
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Money up front.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:10 |
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CUMM
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:47 |
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Kitchner posted:Mine is murder you're famil find a new one rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:48 |
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ladyboy pancake posted:find a new one rear end in a top hat ^^^this is my catchphrase^^^
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:48 |
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ayyyyyyy lmao
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:56 |
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In class: "It's science!" Both in or out of class (depending on circumstances): "Dude!" or "Heat up the death ray!"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:56 |
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"thats the way" Had a good weekend? "Thats the way." big night planned? "Thats the way." Killed three people and going to jail for life? "Ah yeah thats always the way"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 08:01 |
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 08:11 |
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Give George some more beans.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 08:15 |
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*sleeps literally all day*
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 08:46 |
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Find a new rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 09:35 |
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Ello guvnor
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:36 |
"Really?" but you gotta be black to do it right
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:39 |
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*slides into room Krameresquely* "Ohayo Gozaimasu!"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:50 |
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"Hey hey hey"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:50 |
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im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:56 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:23 |
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a bone to pick posted:holy fuckballs! im going beat you to death
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 15:07 |