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Best champion of all time?
This poll is closed.
John Cena 6 5.50%
Juan Cena 18 16.51%
John Cena's character in The Marine John Triton 27 24.77%
Bumpy Knucklez 50 45.87%
John Cena 8 7.34%
Total: 109 votes
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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Dexters Secret posted:

your new champion john cena


Fat Lowtax posted:

Who loving cares

Nilbop posted:

No biggie. I'll just go back to not following RAWs.


Carver Crisis posted:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OF loving COURSE.


gently caress THE WWE

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO DO THAT BUT MOTHERFUCK JOHN CENA GODDAMNIT

Call Me Charlie posted:

Money in the Bank: wet fart endings

RacistGuidingLight posted:

"THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT JOHN CENA IS THE GREATEST WWE CHAMPION IN HISTORY"

legoman727 posted:

ahahhaha Cena literally did fuckall that match then walked in and won.

Sex Robot posted:

The face of a champion people



CapnAndy posted:

You had three dudes who deserved a chance in the spotlight and a perfect transitional opportunity to try one of them out WWE

Goddammit

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I hope Cena feuds with a 9mm



Chokes McGee posted:

I thank the Good Lord for giving me 33 years of exciting matches, stimulating feuds, many happy occasions, and, most of all, the finest wife any man could ever desire.

Now my life has changed for no apparent reason. People who call and write are exasperated and feel helpless. They know I'm innocent and want to help. But in this nation, the world's greatest democracy, there is nothing they can do to prevent me from being punished for a crime they know I did not commit. Some who have called have said that I am a modern-day jobber.

John Cena is also noted for his extended title reigns. I face a maximum of 55 years of championship reigns and a $9.95 monthly fine for cheering for others. Cena has already told the press that he, quote, 'felt invigorated' when he won the ladder match, and that he plans to rapadoo as a deterrent to other wrestlers. But it wouldn't be a deterrent because every poster who knows me knows that I am innocent; it wouldn't be a legitimate punishment because I've done nothing wrong. Since I'm a victim of political persecution, Cena's title reign would simply be an American gulag.

I ask those that believe in me to continue to extend friendship and prayer to my family, to work untiringly for the creation of a true heel stable here in the WWE, and to press on with the efforts to vindicate me, so that my family and their future families are not tainted by this injustice that has been perpetrated on me.

We were confident that right and truth would prevail, and Cesaro would win and we would devote the rest of our lives working to create new stars here in the United States. The Cena win has strengthened that resolve. But as we've discussed our plans to expose the warts of WWE booking, people have said, 'Why bother, no one cares.' 'You'll look foolish.' 'David Meltzer been publicizing cases like yours for years and it doesn't bother anyone.'

Please leave the thread if this will offend you.























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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Shima Honnou posted:

You're late, you better be posting it from a cave in Mexico. Stop disrespecting The Champ like this.

Mexican caves have bad wifi.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
The Usos are good, nerds

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

It's why the thread was late!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
John Cena

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
John Cena granting one more Make-a-Wish.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Steph discovered the @MomsAgainstGaming twitter acoount

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Just hit him in the head to show him you mean business

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Jerusalem posted:

Seth is their Plan B ace in the hole near-guaranteed victory if there are any hitches with their other schemes. It makes sense to keep him around as an omni-present threat rather than blowing their load on using him immediately.

He still should have hit him in the head just to show him that he could do it any time.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Why did they put RVD out there if he clearly can't walk right

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Rollins bleeding from an RVD match.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
It's gonna be so great when 2 or 33 years down the road Patriot hits and Cesaro and Swagger reunite. I'm imagining the pop now.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
He is an inspiration to us all.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
How did they not let him give the Bad News

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
It's literally his gimmick and he didn't give the bad news

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
...boom

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Chris James 2 posted:

Who would want to give bad news about themselves

Have you seen how much he loves givin' bad news?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Meat Recital posted:

every time kofi beats cesaro, bard maddox gets a new avatar

Dang this is unfortunate.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Stephanie had to approve this segment how did she not know.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
He sat in the limo for the last 25 minutes!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Chris Jericho rules a whole lot

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

kidcoelacanth posted:

its like i dont know you anymore, banjo :(

Banjo posted:

Sometimes... Bray Wyatt makes a lot of sense

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

crazycarl posted:

The Badstreet USA sign was nice

BADSTREET USA

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

kidcoelacanth posted:

MAKE IT STOP

Banjo posted:

BRAY WINZ. BRAY WINZ. BRAY WINZ.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
If only the Funkadactyls didn't break up

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Heck of a baby bump that

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Mukaikubo posted:

You know I thought they were building towards a major, awesome, 15 minute rematch at a PPV

stupid me

stupid me

loving wwe


edit: I actually hope they send Paige back to NXT. She'll get to loving wrestle there. gently caress WWE.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Heard this rumor: Punk is shooting blanks and that's why Spike Dudley is now dead.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
They're talking about Rusev vs. Swagger in a main event that includes Randy Orton and John Cena.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I still think Reigns should have given him a spear but Dean's good too.

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