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Best champion of all time?
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John Cena 6 5.50%
Juan Cena 18 16.51%
John Cena's character in The Marine John Triton 27 24.77%
Bumpy Knucklez 50 45.87%
John Cena 8 7.34%
Total: 109 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Dude used to get paid to make out with Teri Hatcher.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Catching the last part of NCIS: LA

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NCIS: LA Guys: Well this is sweet, we're guilty of kidnapping and created an international incident!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Authority are so angry that the guy they both happily admitted fits perfectly with their own idea of who and what a champion should be became the champion!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dexo posted:

On your motherfucking knees

Dillinger had to quit when his joints started to go :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fibby Boy posted:

Orton is the face of the company. Not Cena. :mad:

There have been several instances over the last few months where they admitted that Cena was their fallback option/next best choice.

The Authority won!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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HulkaMatt posted:

I agree again fans, CM Punk.

Where is he? I keep missing him :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

steph's character is literally Embarrassing Mom

So has Linda graduated to Awkward Grandma?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'll say this - at least they'll let Cena get the verbal upper hand on these two instead of talking over him and him having to meekly stand there and listen till they're done.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pariah Rex posted:

They deserved CM Punk chants after last night.

The PPV was pretty great, so it makes sense to chant the name of a guy who is also pretty great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bryan/Cena II will be loving amazing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

steph's character is literally Embarrassing Mom

"How many of you are 'gamers'?"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pariah Rex posted:

You're right I can't wait to see Cena get his win back either.

Match is going to be fantastic regardless of who wins.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hahaha, "We were concerned about Randy!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman Reigns posted:

Not watching Raw yet, but I'm assuming from these posts something either really stupid or really dumb in a fun sort of way is happening.

HHH just said,"Chill, homie."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"We don't got no problem with you."

I love HHH.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena must be pretty intimidated by HHH's threats considering Cena has spent the last decade doing as he pleases and going from strength to strength and continually being rewarded for it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ages posted:

Wait, why are they just handing Roman a title shot now?

Because he's really goddamn awesome.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena, those were the worst comebacks in the history of the universe.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seth: Hey John, sup?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Sono posted:

Why did Seth not clock him in the head and cash in?

The Authority is the dumbest stable ever.

Seth is their Plan B ace in the hole near-guaranteed victory if there are any hitches with their other schemes. It makes sense to keep him around as an omni-present threat rather than blowing their load on using him immediately.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Static Rook posted:

Gonna get some segments with The Authority trying to butter up Roman and get him on their side maybe? I dunno.

HHH: Okay Seth, just go hang out with Roman and hope he forgot you betrayed him and The Shield doesn't exist anymore.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Who told Cameron Diaz she was funny?

The comedies she was in that made a tremendous amount of money.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RVD and Rollins had good interactions on the PPV and RVD gave his best performance of this latest run, I hope he can keep it up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The premise of Lucy is ridiculous but goddamn does it look like an awesome loving movie.

Luc Besson :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Ages posted:

A high school that offered nothing but shop class.

Shop Class was for the "College boys", Ambrose specialized in hanging out behind the bleachers and smoking.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Blasmeister posted:

the '10% of your brains' thing is a myth and that makes me angry at this sci-fi move

I know, and I agree entirely.... but it's Luc Besson!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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jscolon2.0 posted:

I wish she had a reasonable excuse for having superpowers, like being bitten by a radioactive spider.

Spider-Man earned his powers, not like that jerk Bruce Wayne who was born with the power of being incredibly wealthy. Plus no parents to tell him what to do, I bet he had the best time as a teenager!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ages posted:

Also: doing doughnuts in the parking lot after school.

Yeah he was one of those extra-curricular geeks for sure.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Find out on Fox, this fall!

I think that show might be so terrible it gives its viewers cancer.... but we'll never know because nobody is going to watch it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

404GoonNotFound posted:

Using 100% of your brain at any one time isn't a superpower. It's a loving seizure.

That would be a hilarious ending to the film though. She beats her way through hundreds of thugs, get to the big bad boss and then has a grand mal and dies in front of him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lady? Toots!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

back it up seth

And I say

Steve Austin posted:

WHAT?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh God, Andre the Giant's ghost taught Ambrose how to haunt!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

armoredgorilla posted:

Dean's hanging around under the bleachers, like the anti-Sting.

Dean found God too, and shook him down for protection money.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Quesarito: Because gently caress it, you're gonna die anyway, right?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

crazycarl posted:

The moms fear their daughters dating because they want him all to themselves

Dean: I think I got a solution to all our problems.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fibby Boy posted:

Wanna see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. I know full well it'll be bad but I still wanna see it.

To be fair, I assumed the same about Rise and it turned out to be a genuinely good and enjoyable film.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Land, Air and Sleaze

:lol:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Professor Funk posted:

In the end we're all dust bro

I'd prefer my dust not to be mostly cheese.

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