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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
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Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I really like the potential hilarity that Brandao v McGregor gives us. McGregor likes to fight at range and throw power shots so he can slip inside and throw combinations. Brandao likes to come forward constantly throwing bombs and has legitimate knock out power. He (brandao) also gasses about 2 minutes into the first round, can't seem to ever make weight and cries in typical brazillian fashion (he no hespec) if anyone even looks at him sideways. So there's potential for fireworks at the weigh ins, potential to see either an Irishman get punched to obscurity or to see a Brazillian get really sad that he can't get either his fitness or weight in check.

EDIT: lights isn't likes

BlindSite fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jul 1, 2014

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

BlindSite posted:

I really like the potential hilarity that Brandao v McGregor gives us. McGregor likes to fight at range and throw power shots so he can slip inside and throw combinations. Brandao likes to come forward constantly throwing bombs and has legitimate knock out power. He (brandao) also gasses about 2 minutes into the first round, can't seem to ever make weight and cries in typical brazillian fashion (he no hespec) if anyone even looks at him sideways. So there's potential for fireworks at the weigh ins, potential to see either an Irishman get punched to obscurity or to see a Brazillian get really sad that he can't get either his fitness or weight in check.

EDIT: lights isn't likes

brimage is another guy who wades in throwing heavy hands. connor, hype machine that he is, is practically tailor made to eat brandao up.

i also can't stop laughing at ol' gil and his new job as piss collector

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
fatherdog if you could put an orange border on this thread that would be grand

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
Is brandao the guy that threatened to stab someone in the neck at a weigh in?

Also I just remembered JBJ said it was well known Chael P had used PEDs for most of his career and then retracted it, and chael said he would of used him for slander if he hadn't.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I think it's pretty funny that by the time Pettis is fighting again, Bendo might clear the division of guys who could be title challengers.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

turntabler posted:

Is brandao the guy that threatened to stab someone in the neck at a weigh in?


Yep, he wanted to stab everyone's favorite redneck Dustin Poirier at UFC 168

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

turntabler posted:

Is brandao the guy that threatened to stab someone in the neck at a weigh in?

with a pen, yeah. he's a fan of Casino

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't

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The UFC has announced that the promotion and Fox Sports have terminated Chael Sonnen's employment following his second failed drug test.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Uh oh

Stimulus
Mar 25, 2005
http://m.ufc.com/news/UFC-and-FOX-Sports-Statement-on-Chael-Sonnen?utm_campaign=&utm_source=15600&utm_medium=Twitter%3A+UFCNews&

Confirmed

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!



Re-name thread: UFC July - A Hero has fallen

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
No :(

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
I know it's a PR move and all but it still sucks that he got canned from an announcing position where it doesn't matter what kinda roids he's pumping into himself. He even formally announced his retirement from competition and everything.

Wonder what this means for his Metamoris appearance.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Whoa. That's a big deal, actually, getting dropped by Fox Sports.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Someone start a #FreeChael meme please

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Oct 11, 2012

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UFC better hire his rear end back at some point in the near future. I can't watch Jay Glazer and the Domin8r in studio for the next decade. Please Dana.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Is that Weidman's $4k financed dog? Looks cool, and his kids look happy, so good for him and his.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

canoshiz posted:

I know it's a PR move and all but it still sucks that he got canned from an announcing position where it doesn't matter what kinda roids he's pumping into himself. He even formally announced his retirement from competition and everything.

Wonder what this means for his Metamoris appearance.

Having that position makes him a face of both FOX and UFC and they don't want a guy with three drug failures in that position.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I bet he'll be back down the road.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I bet he'll be back down the road.

I seriously hope so but there's a 100% chance he gets picked up by someone.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I bet he'll be back down the road.

I dunno, has Bonnar received a cushy gig yet? It seems like PED grudges can last a long time in this sport.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Yeah, casual fans probably don't even know so I'm sure he'll be fine.

I wonder if Metamoris signed the fight after the news because they are pretty much endorsing juice if they did.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Jack of Hearts posted:

I dunno, has Bonnar received a cushy gig yet? It seems like PED grudges can last a long time in this sport.

He's an announcer at TitanFC now I think

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

MassRafTer posted:

Having that position makes him a face of both FOX and UFC and they don't want a guy with three drug failures in that position.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I bet he'll be back down the road.

Agreed. Dana went to bat for Chael many times and even recently he had Chael's back, so I doubt if Chael is gone from UFC for good. But for the moment UFC can't have Chael around as one of the prominent figures of the company until all of this dies down. If UFC does continue to do the new random drug tests that caught Wanderlei & Chael, they probably are aware that a lot of guys could get busted later this year/next year and that's why Chael can't be around them.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

The Sphinxster posted:

Yeah, casual fans probably don't even know so I'm sure he'll be fine.

I wonder if Metamoris signed the fight after the news because they are pretty much endorsing juice if they did.

If Metamoris gave a gently caress about juice they would be testing.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Jack of Hearts posted:

I dunno, has Bonnar received a cushy gig yet? It seems like PED grudges can last a long time in this sport.

I was pretty sure Bonnar did some work on some FOX cards but maybe I'm wrong.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
It helps that Chael is pretty loving good at what he does, it'd be one thing if he were a mush mouthed mess but the dude is solid.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

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If Chael was on HGH and T and EPO and HcG and whatever the gently caress else, what kind of poo poo must Vitor be on to look like this? He must have an IV full of poo poo just pumping it into him for hours a day.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

fatherdog posted:

If Metamoris gave a gently caress about juice they would be testing.

I don't disagree, but there is a yawning chasm between not giving a gently caress and actively endorsing as far as PR goes.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Jack of Hearts posted:

I dunno, has Bonnar received a cushy gig yet? It seems like PED grudges can last a long time in this sport.

[insert fatherdog quote about Dana & Lorenzo valuing loyalty over anything else]

Dana was only upset with Bonnar because he didn't tell him about the drugs before the Anderson fight, but he's said that the two are on good terms now and that he'll always respect Stephan Bonnar for what he did for the company. Chael will be fine.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I think they mostly just want people to tune in, which Chael will get people to do.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

If Chael was on HGH and T and EPO and HcG and whatever the gently caress else, what kind of poo poo must Vitor be on to look like this? He must have an IV full of poo poo just pumping it into him for hours a day.

Anecdotally, drugs are getting cheaper all the time and guys in non-tested competitions are starting to do stacks of poo poo that haven't been seen since the 70s.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
I'm guessing this is just an attempt to make the UFC look hard on drug use, with FOX following along, and they'll bring him back next year. FOX loves that guy.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Yeah, definitely about protecting the brand. They don't pay known cheaters!

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Wow, I was not expecting Chael to get the axe. The judgement call seems a bit excessive as one doesn't really have much to do with the other, but taking a stand (at least for now) from a PR perspective was probably the right move.

I'm sure he'll be back on FOX Sports at some point.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
with that said :lol:

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May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Maybe ESPN will scoop him up and revive that show I don't remember the name of that John Anick hosted

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006
It sucks that chael got fired since hes one of the only UFC dudes with a fun personality, but at the same time its good that they draw the line somewhere I guess. Doesnt explain why Vitor is still getting paid to fight though when he has assuredly been on 10x as many PEDs for 10x as long as Sonnen

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