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Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

Hahaha I want to read that e. Thread

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:22

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Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

The Toxx for Romney thread is great but I don't know if it counts as old.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:32

Axl Rose: Apr 29, 2013

Help Me gently caress with the Culligan Man was one of the best.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:33

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Boner Medicine posted:

http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/wtc03.html

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:37

...of SCIENCE!: Apr 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

The

thread was one of the first threads I ever read on SA and it was amazing. The classic GOON JUSTICE of hacking Todd Goldman's MySpace and flooding the inboxes of art galleries with the website cataloging all the art he stole, Todd Goldman responding by sending out the pictures of Shmorky in a diaper and his old babyfur art to try and discredit him, internet tough guys/lawyers ranting and raving about how they were going to sue his rear end before they pound it into the ground motherfuckerrr, and the fact that in the end it all just up and vanished because deleting the thread was part of the conditions of Goldman's settlement, leaving an army of angry Goons high and dry.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:54

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

What does it do? That's the beauty of it: it doesn't do anything!

# ? Jul 2, 2014 22:59

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Zeph mercurial

Zombaby

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:02

KierkegaardsHo: Mar 21, 2004

P-p-p-powerbook?

# ? Jul 3, 2014 05:20

Absolute Lithops: Aug 28, 2011; After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

Someone scanned and posted all the pages from The Big O, a mindblowingly horrible/degenerate/fuckin weird "romance novel" from 1969. The images are all dead now, so the thread no longer has much to offer: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2638905

My favorite was the extremely elaborate ARG organized by an Australian lady-goon. If I'm remembering right, it included irl interactions on multiple continents, thanks to her friends. The images, sound files, etc. are no longer in the thread, but somehow they're still hosted here.

Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jul 3, 2014

# ? Jul 3, 2014 06:34

AngrySpork: Nov 9, 2003; The most powerful voice in gaming

Mons Hubris posted:

This is the one I like http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647124

# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:30

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

The adventures of Hellbastard.

And a small group of you bastards killed it.

redshirt fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jul 7, 2014

# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:35

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

shower making GBS threads

# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:39

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

i like reading the phenzepam thread from TCC and seeing how many posters are perma banned due to being dead

# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:40

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

quote:

Adventures w/ Prospector, Chapter 88:

Just going for a cool drive in my convertible thru the neighborhood, what a beautiful night. I'm at a stop sign,, go to hit a bowl, and then I see some college kids in a jeep almost drive by before stopping right next to my. "Haha, nice convertible bro. Are you gay or somethin'?" I gave them a death stare and they still kept talking poo poo. Without saying anything I got out of the car, opened the trunk, and pulled out a silenced HK-416 sopmod. They were so shocked that in the amount of time it took them to realize what was going on, I emptied a whole clip into the drivers head + flatbill and reloaded.

"Bro go, get out of here, this fuckers crazy bro," said the rear end in a top hat in the backseat. and I just smiled and winked and sent the bolt home. I walked around their car, and made them get out at gunpoint. They said the word "bro" about 50 more times in unintelligible sentences why crying and stuff like "You killed Chad bro, you sick gently caress," and I did a sarcastic jack-off motion with my non-firing hand.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp," I said smugly, bobbing my head around like a dipshit (I was mocking them). I dropped the gun to the ground, like I was going to let them live.

"Thanks bro, your a good guy, just please let us live bro, I can get you the most fire weed," they were barely able to say lmao. I checked my twitter feed on my android device and my latest Hitler joke was very appreciated by by followers. I put it away and then took a Glock .45 out of my belt and executed both of them. With an xacto knife I carved "All Talk / No Action" into their foreheads and took their cellphones off their person, taking photos of their corpses and texting it to their parents. I went for a nice country road drive and was more alive than I had ever been in years, went home and beecocked a few threads and fell asleep like the good lord didn't jip me.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:54

PUGGERNAUT: Nov 14, 2013; I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

i miss lf very much

# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:57

Kung Food: Dec 11, 2006; PORN WIZARD

Terra Malatora will always have a place in my heart.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:57

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

redshirt posted:

The adventures of Hellbastard.

And a small group of you bastards killed it.

lmao

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:56

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Jack Gladney posted:

What does it do? That's the beauty of it: it doesn't do anything!

the machine that goes :post:??

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:02

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

There was a thread about model helicopters way back when, and people were giving tips and suggestions on what to buy etc. Some goon posted a video of him with a new copter and he flew it up into a garage or a wall or something and smashed apart. Someone synced it to Ride of the Valkyries.

I miss that video so much. Haven't seen it since!

Maybe it was really stupid and that's why it's never been seen again.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:47

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1650173

The first (last) good confession thread

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:16

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

obviously it was the home made flamethrower thread

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:19

Ultimate Mango: Jan 18, 2005

Fecal lasagne, p-p-p-powerbook (the one that got me to register) and the anonymous confessionals were pretty good.
SA secret Santa didn't suck for a year or two.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:21

LochNessMonster: Feb 3, 2005; I need about three fitty

The naked king of Shoreditch is one of my favorites

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:24

Crotch Turtles: May 1, 2005; by Lowtax

if you see granos call the police

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:34

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

-Ultimate Hustler
-When I give :unsmith:

the little v hands he gets so :shobon:

I can't stand it
-That angry F-Zero guy posted earlier ITT
-Now we all have metal skin
-That FYAD thread about the chicken person (not really that old, maybe)
-Zybourne Clock
-When Charliemaul said "Dance my monkeys" or w/e

memories......

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:48

Mud Shark: May 12, 2012

Slowpoke Sex was the best thread. Is it archived? Cause I would seriously buy archives for that thread.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:50

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Zeph mercurial

+1

the sexiest goon internet veteran.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:56

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

This is the metal skin one, it has many good entries:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2051397&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:59

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Fecal Lasagne, Shay, Zombaby and Keyboard Goop are my favourites. The anime girls one was pretty good at times also.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 07:02

Micromancer: Apr 17, 2002; He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3386560

The thread that sparked: http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/make-porn-worksafe/2/

I saw P-p-p-powerbook mentioned, and it was amazing so: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1016390

Margerita Machines already linked is also a must read. Mr. Water was great except for the ending.

See ya at the juicer.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 07:56

PUGGERNAUT: Nov 14, 2013; I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Bicyclops posted:

-Ultimate Hustler
-Now we all have metal skin

two glorious tales

# ? Jul 8, 2014 08:08

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

redshirt posted:

The adventures of Hellbastard.

And a small group of you bastards killed it.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 08:52

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

The Pedocaust and furrygeddon (or whatever it was) that came out of Helldump. Before that forum went to utter dogshit.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 09:05

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

whatever happened to that dollfucker guy. They called him beetface right?

# ? Jul 8, 2014 09:16

Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Two threads, "Honest Tourism Slogans" and "Honest College Slogans" made me laugh. In fact, if any of you fine goons have the links for any of those threads it would be great. God bless.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 09:24

bollig: Apr 7, 2006; Never Forget.

P-P-P-P-Powerbook is an undisputable classic.

The Atarikiller series is amazing.

There was one where a dude was cooking bacon with candles and aluminum foil next to his computer, the thread that got me to join SA.

There was also some dude who wrote a bunch of stories about working behind the scenes at a zoo that was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 09:44

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

true tales of rear end in a top hat: i hosed myself down the drain

# ? Jul 8, 2014 09:54

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Fetus posted:

The one with the fat, house horder, goon who was complaining about having his kids being taken away for being broke right after posting about upgrading his gaming PC.

The incredible thing was that he actually cleaned his house up and got his kids back.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 10:03

Affe mk2: Mar 9, 2004; Chicks dig giant robots

bollig posted:

There was also some dude who wrote a bunch of stories about working behind the scenes at a zoo that was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

that was bigpeeler. it made the front page
http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/tales-from-zoo/1/

# ? Jul 8, 2014 10:47

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ShaunO: Jan 29, 2006

Hakan threads

keyboard goop

[56k warnings]

Mod challenges

# ? Jul 8, 2014 10:54

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