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 A Jack Booted Thug Happy July Post in this thread about making $200K+ a year and having unlimited benefits. TIA I appreciate it.
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Can we please make July the month where we all operate in accordance with our oaths and we respect sovereign citizens?
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Jul 1, 2014 10:41
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Can we please make July the month where we all operate in accordance with our oaths and we respect sovereign citizens? i do not stand under you
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Jul 1, 2014 11:32
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Can we please make July the month where we all operate in accordance with our oaths and we respect sovereign citizens? Are you trying to contract with me?
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Jul 1, 2014 12:02
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I enjoyed this video immensely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsgXWPRbKQE I'm guessing that in the states that would have ended in some sort of strobe-light super taser making everyone breakdance in the middle of the courtroom floor? There is a longer version as well, if you would like to watch a non-MET police force crowd controlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkM3Hc9Opxg The Met would have just kettled them for 50 hours until they were so dehydrated they would be drinking their own piss.
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Jul 1, 2014 12:19
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I enjoyed this video immensely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsgXWPRbKQE Holy poo poo. What a debacle. Mind boggles what would happen if they tried that in a sheriff court up here. Always imagine the sheriff would turn the firehouse on anyone that disrupted things for more than 10 seconds, they are pretty darn no nonsense.
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Jul 1, 2014 12:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb2_P1Xd7g
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Jul 1, 2014 13:51
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I love how everyone is screaming QUIET at the top of their lungs. It's like the idiots that tell everyone not to reply all when they reply all. also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OglAlqULfew
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Jul 1, 2014 14:51
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Is this where we get issued our body cams and Tazers of Terror?
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Jul 1, 2014 16:11
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From yesterday:Snowdens Secret posted:
There's an awful lot of hobo-looking motherfuckers roaming around carrying sheath knives in downtown Spokane anymore - exactly one of which had any fishing equipment that I've seen.  Probably lead to more of this, but hopefully not *right loving behind me* like this one. 
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Jul 1, 2014 18:52
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whip is the USPP announcement on USA jobs? I can't find anything my USAjobs-fu is lovely now
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Jul 1, 2014 19:46
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I posted the link in the June lounge thread, should be on the last page. Edit: E-mail me if you have someone interested that has questions.
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Jul 1, 2014 20:03
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Thanks, PM sent. edit: I know I'll get dog piled for this but there was a good 1/2 second I was gonna look over the app because it said San Francisco. I'm from the general area and my current job will virtually never let me get back to the west coast let alone CA but bleghhhhh paycut. Homie S fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jul 1, 2014 |
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Jul 1, 2014 20:27
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If you agreed to go to San Francisco they'd probably give you a blowjob on the spot. They're so desperate for bodies out there, no one wants to leave DC. New hires are signing mobility agreements
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Jul 1, 2014 20:56
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Homie S posted:Thanks, PM sent. The weather out here is beautiful right now. Come back and join the crazies!
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Jul 1, 2014 21:02
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Whip Slagcheek posted:If you agreed to go to San Francisco they'd probably give you a blowjob on the spot. They're so desperate for bodies out there, no one wants to leave DC. I get it, even with COLA out there it's beyond pricy to live. I've never not had to sign a mobility waiver. Are there many FLEO jobs where you don't? DC just isn't for me. Which is (coincidentally) where work wants me at for my next gig 
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Jul 1, 2014 21:11
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My class didn't get a mobility agreement.  Apparently it was a screw-up in the hiring announcement and the union told them to gently caress off when they tried to put it in after the fact.
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Jul 1, 2014 21:21
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Had a juvenile burglary/unlawful entry suspect the other night demand to see our warrant giving us permission to search the house he was in. This was after a large group of "kids" broke in to a house to have a party, tore the place up, destroyed some things, stole some things, etc. The best part of that call though was after securing everyone in the house some of the juveniles were released to their parents, most of whom could give a gently caress that their precious little Johnny just committed a felony. When they turn 18 and start crying in the back of my cruiser on the way to jail because nothing your special little flower ever did wrong was a "big deal" oh well. In other news we've officially transitioned to external vests and all black uniforms. Jack Boot Status: Engaged.
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Jul 1, 2014 21:44
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We have the option to move to these: http://www.protacticsecurity.com/product/shirt-vest-carrier/#ad-image-0 They ownbones.
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doesn't that effectively turn your outer vest carrier into an internal vest carrier? edit: does it come with the sleeves and collar attached? deratomicdog fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jul 1, 2014 |
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Jul 1, 2014 22:21
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It's a regular uniform shirt underneath, it's basically just a neat professional looking outer vest carrier.
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Jul 1, 2014 22:44
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Homie S posted:I get it, even with COLA out there it's beyond pricy to live. At least you have a chance at getting jobs that are CONUS and not in DC.
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Jul 1, 2014 22:45
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Grem posted:We have the option to move to these: http://www.protacticsecurity.com/product/shirt-vest-carrier/#ad-image-0 We tried something similar to this a few years ago and they were ugly as sin.
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Jul 1, 2014 22:46
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Homie S posted:I get it, even with COLA out there it's beyond pricy to live. Also you should come to DC. We can hang out until I leave and never look back.
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Jul 1, 2014 22:53
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Grem posted:We have the option to move to these: http://www.protacticsecurity.com/product/shirt-vest-carrier/#ad-image-0 We do too but we have to buy them ourselves. I'm not doing it because I don't want to fork over a couple hundred for when I need a spare midweek from getting blood all over it.
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Jul 2, 2014 00:57
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Untagged posted:Had a juvenile burglary/unlawful entry suspect the other night demand to see our warrant giving us permission to search the house he was in. This was after a large group of "kids" broke in to a house to have a party, tore the place up, destroyed some things, stole some things, etc. The best part of that call though was after securing everyone in the house some of the juveniles were released to their parents, most of whom could give a gently caress that their precious little Johnny just committed a felony. When they turn 18 and start crying in the back of my cruiser on the way to jail because nothing your special little flower ever did wrong was a "big deal" oh well. Where is this? Didn't Wisconsin or whatever just charge 2 12 y/o's as adults because they stabbed the poo poo out of one of their friends because of a monster in the woods or some poo poo? Why were they released if evidence showed they were thieves?
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Reign Of Pain posted:Where is this? Didn't Wisconsin or whatever just charge 2 12 y/o's as adults because they stabbed the poo poo out of one of their friends because of a monster in the woods or some poo poo? For most juvenile arrests the kids are simply booked, given a court date & released to the parents. Juvenile holding facilities are few & far between, we don't make that drive unless the kid is actually dangerous/harmed someone. Edit: phone postin because the new firewall at work blocks the forums all of a sudden 
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beanieson posted:Edit: phone postin because the new firewall at work blocks the forums all of a sudden What happens when you use 216.86.148.111 e: all children should be locked up until the age that they are assigned their role
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Jul 2, 2014 03:56
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Are anyone elses "mental health professional's" as loving worthless as ours? The other night I responded to a call of a man with a gun in the yard ready to shoot himself. I get to the house and no poo poo he's in the backyard on his knees, hunched over deepthroating a 25 ACP. Me and 2 other guys hold him at gunpoint until I finally talk him into dropping the gun. We secure the weapon, cuff him up, take him into protective custody and put him in a holding cell until our "mental health professional" comes down to evaluate. Well the evaluation happened after I had already ended my shift and I find out later that they interview the guy and come to the conclusion that he "doesn't meet the criteria". What the gently caress. Apparently my officer's affidavits are useless now. I've taken in and seen them commit people who for sure weren't going to do poo poo and they let this guy walk. At least he was a felon and I'm charging him with possession of a firearm AFC and possession of a firearm while intoxicated so he gets to go to the county jail.
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Whale Cancer posted:Mental "Health" Oh yeah, we had a guy once who went on a hold three times in one day. They literally waited until we left the parking lot and ushered him out the front door. The final straw was after his third release (within a 12-hour shift) and fought one of my partners in the street. A major shoulder injury later and my partner retired thanks to those shitheads not wanting to do their loving job.
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Jul 2, 2014 05:31
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Also you should come to DC. We can hang out until I leave and never look back. Yea right! I was there for 9 months and found out you were in the sticks! when I come back let me do a ride along
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TCD posted:At least you have a chance at getting jobs that are CONUS and not in DC. There are a couple spots for you too! NY, Ft. Lauderdale for starters.
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beanieson posted:For most juvenile arrests the kids are simply booked, given a court date & released to the parents. Juvenile holding facilities are few & far between, we don't make that drive unless the kid is actually dangerous/harmed someone. That's the procedure here too. We arrest them, call the office of juvenile affairs to see what they want to do, 99% of the time they don't want them, and then we have their parents sign a promise to appear in court and then release them to their parents. Basically the kids here know nothing is happening besides a court date and they do whatever the hell they want. I will do anything I can not to arrest a juvi because sometimes we end up waiting hours before a parent can pick them up. I really hate arresting kids for domestic A&B against a parent and I just tell the parents look, I hook this kid, we release him right back to you, you go to court and guess what, you end up paying all these court costs.
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Homie S posted:There are a couple spots for you too! NY, Ft. Lauderdale for starters. One of those is awesome, the other - not so much.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmFz0G63E_8 Media reporter be all like "cop SHOCKINGLY shoved the driver to the ground", and video be all like dude clearly drunk and poo poo and falls backwards (watch his feet twist over) trying to go to the trunk. But hey, ACAB FTP ETC. You'd bang on the roof and pound on the window too if you were just hit by a car. Untagged fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jul 3, 2014 |
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Jul 3, 2014 19:56
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They are just looking for a story. That officer barely touched that man. Clearly not meant to shove him to the ground.
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I'll say this: arguing with SedanChair is an exercise in futility and an absolute waste of time. That said, I'm so proud of you guys for going into that thread like rational adults. Warms my cold, dead heart. 
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Untagged posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmFz0G63E_8 never been a cop and never will but that guy handled getting clipped a lot more rationally than i wouldve artists interpretation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQcI2GqBFD0
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I'll say this: arguing with SedanChair is an exercise in futility and an absolute waste of time. That said, I'm so proud of you guys for going into that thread like rational adults. Warms my cold, dead heart. quote:
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Here's a thought dudes: just let the criminals go. Once you stop policing them everything will be peachy, no one will get shot ever, and we can all jack off to internet porn. Cool? Cool.
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