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beanieson posted:Eh, we wanted higher ceilings on the porch It's okay grover we're not judging I thought that eave line looked off too
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Tally Ho on the subject vehicle is not proper radio terminology, followed by my supervisor saying "you're not a Spitfire chasing down bandits" This is what happens when you allow us to use plain talk jeez
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Thesoldier posted:Tally Ho on the subject vehicle is not proper radio terminology, followed by my supervisor saying "you're not a Spitfire chasing down bandits" I think to aspire to be as effective as a spitfire chasing down bandits would be a great motivator at work. Bonus points if you make plane noises.
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A little playful banter never hurt. In the middle of the night when dispatch was nodding off I used to key the mic and start screaming. Hell, all you ever hear on the PSP mobile to mobile channel is an abundance of the word "gently caress".
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Jul 24, 2014 17:16
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Thesoldier posted:Tally Ho on the subject vehicle is not proper radio terminology, followed by my supervisor saying "you're not a Spitfire chasing down bandits" "Enemy sub spotted!"
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chartley posted:I think to aspire to be as effective as a spitfire chasing down bandits would be a great motivator at work. Bonus points if you make plane noises. I can neither confirm nor deny that there may be videos of me doing such back from my FHP days.
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Thesoldier posted:I can neither confirm nor deny that there may be videos of me doing such back from my FHP days. If this alleged video also had you humming or blasting flight of the Valkyries - well that would be awesome. If such a video existed of course.
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ITT post pics of militarized police that aren't american Pictured: RCMP acting like a badass 
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Branis posted:ITT post pics of militarized police that aren't american And he's awfoolly soorry aboot that, eh?
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Branis posted:ITT post pics of militarized police that aren't american
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Holy poo poo that patch  Is he the police or a goddamn pirate?
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beanieson posted:Holy poo poo that patch Arrrr C M P
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beanieson posted:Holy poo poo that patch Pirate Police
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:Arrrr C M P I lolled
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beanieson posted:Holy poo poo that patch Call of Duty pro player on his day off.
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I was racially abused by a Mexican last night. Got a call to a rough nightclub to find some piss-streak Mexican guy kicking off outside the front door screaming verbal abuse at the door staff, who could have squashed him like an insect if they had wanted. Anyway, I walk up to him and ask him to calm down and tell me what was bothering him, I didn't really expect a coherent answer, maybe a short conversation and he would walk off into the night. What I actually got was "gently caress you, you gringo pig bitch pork pork" and "Even you're own people hate you, in Mexico I shoot Gringo porks like you." He landed an astonishingly soft punch on the side of my head and then found himself folded in to the cage of a carrier, kicking and threatening to shoot me and all my pork family from a Helicopter. I couldn't keep a straight face when I carried him in to custody. As usual he started crying when the cell door closed. Enjoy your hate crime charge this morning, amigo.
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People all too rarely call me a pig at work. It's very disappointing. Luckily my friends make up for it.
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We had a guy drop some racism on us awhile ago. It was hilarious. Partner: do you have a belt on? Native dude: no, I'm wearing sweatpants P: well, some people wear belts with sweatpants ND: I'm not some fuckin Ukrainian. This Indian don't do that. For reference, my partner is Ukrainian as gently caress. I busted out laughing.
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beanieson posted:
Getting in early with the 'load-bearing molding' comment
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beanieson posted:
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Another week of 25+ hours of overtime. Please end my life.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Another week of 25+ hours of overtime. Please end my life. End your life in a fireball of money and pro plus?
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Hezzy posted:End your life in a fireball of money and pro plus? I'm having to do loads of overtime for the first time in ages. I don't mind that but know fine well I won't see the cash for months. Absolutely rubbish.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Another week of 25+ hours of overtime. Please end my life. I worked an 18 day straight stretch recently so I know how you feel.
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chartley posted:I'm having to do loads of overtime for the first time in ages. I don't mind that but know fine well I won't see the cash for months. Absolutely rubbish. Why months? Do you guys only get paid when the queen gets taxes from the colonies or what?
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Branis posted:Why months? Do you guys only get paid when the queen gets taxes from the colonies or what? It's a major event and the overtime is being recorded on paper sheets for central processing. We have interpreted this as a sign that they want to delay it and mess us about. Totally rubbish and pointless as soon enough most of my working day will be spent emailing and phoning whoever I think is delaying my money. Normally it's the following month or the one after if there are queries with it. I honestly think I'll be lucky to get this by Christmas.
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chartley posted:Normally it's the following month or the one after if there are queries with it. I honestly think I'll be lucky to get this by Christmas.  What the hell is wrong with your payment processing system?
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Reign Of Pain posted:I thought Mexicans in England were called Spanish? No, Turks.
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Bearing in mind he was the on;y Mexican I've ever come across at work, so far 100% of the Mexicans I have dealt with have been called 'the suspect'
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Whip Slagcheek posted:
It's not the system, it's the organisation shafting us. Maybe they'll pay it sooner but we are that ground down and cynical we don't trust them terribly much.
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Someone here stole 18 rolls of barbed wire, each roll is 1300 feet. What the gently caress are you gonna do with 23,000 feet of barbed wire?
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