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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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I posted the link in the June lounge thread, should be on the last page.

Edit: E-mail me if you have someone interested that has questions.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


If you agreed to go to San Francisco they'd probably give you a blowjob on the spot. They're so desperate for bodies out there, no one wants to leave DC.

New hires are signing mobility agreements

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


My class didn't get a mobility agreement. :smuggo:

Apparently it was a screw-up in the hiring announcement and the union told them to gently caress off when they tried to put it in after the fact.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Homie S posted:

I get it, even with COLA out there it's beyond pricy to live.

I've never not had to sign a mobility waiver. Are there many FLEO jobs where you don't?

DC just isn't for me. Which is (coincidentally) where work wants me at for my next gig :barf:

Also you should come to DC. We can hang out until I leave and never look back.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I'll say this: arguing with SedanChair is an exercise in futility and an absolute waste of time. That said, I'm so proud of you guys for going into that thread like rational adults. Warms my cold, dead heart. :3:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Here's a thought dudes: just let the criminals go. Once you stop policing them everything will be peachy, no one will get shot ever, and we can all jack off to internet porn. Cool? Cool.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UsGEyz_2rE

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



As I was saying.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Brit is getting cheeky again, eh? :cop:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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Teaching, he says. :laugh:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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Snowdens Secret posted:

Where is this guy from, so we can laugh at him more

Please tell me it's one of those Euro countries where car-burning counts as recreation

Hopefully it's the one where the kindergarten teacher got stabbed by an upset parent in the middle of her classroom.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Red_October_7000 posted:

Why does no-one help him? :catstare:
I mean, I can forgive the civilians, there are loads of myths about pit bulls out there, so they might be unreasonably afraid of it, but there were a few other officers there futzing about with other things while their colleague gets mauled.

OH MY GOD YOU SAID CIVILIAN, HOW COULD YOU :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Grem posted:

They wanted the officers to break the dog's spine?!


E: uh, what's my new av and title?

E2: I actually never made it past the first episode of The Wire.

Smdh. Go watch the show, prez.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


You'll appreciate your av/quote once you watch

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Bernard McFacknutah posted:

The Polish are our Mexicans

Oy m8 u bess' tread lightly

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Whole bunch of probation requests ITT!!!

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Branis posted:



Buried beneath that piping hot layer of tater tots is probably green beans, corn, hamburger, and cream of mushroom soup. Sometimes you might get tuna in there as well. This can be found in the basement of every lutheran church from wisconsin to wyoming. It really doesn't taste that bad but you are guaranteed to find it at every birthday, funeral, wedding, and family reunion.

This sounds and looks absolutely vile btw

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Welp, the DC Office of Attorney General released guidelines and best practices for officers regarding the pending decriminalization of Marijuana today.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Yea we were basically told nothing changes, but to use "sound discretion" in conducting narcotics investigations.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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I don't know what "postal police" do but Postal Inspectors are pretty high speed with the poo poo they investigate and I'd do that job in a heartbeat.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


It depends on the officer, really. I have a really good working relationship with the MPD guys in my areas because backup from my agency is usually 5-10 minutes away, minimum, at any given time. Handling incidents is pretty easy, its just a matter of looking at our jurisdictional map and saying yay or nay. We have our own dedicated dispatch with its own emergency numbers, but half of our calls come forwarded from the various 911 centers.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Wurzag posted:

On that note out of all the federal police/intelligence services you guys have which is the one which all of the others look down on and makes jokes about behind their back?

The answer is always the FBI. gently caress those guys.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Because typically the FBI has no local knowledge whatsoever and just assumes ~their way~ is the best way to handle something. They're extremely arrogant and condescending to any non-FBI personnel and frankly they couldn't investigate their way out of a paper bag with a map. Read up on the "big" FBI cases and they're all because the suspect hosed up and did something dumb or a friend flipped.

That said, their HRT teams are the business.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Reign Of Pain posted:

Is it like that in DC? Isn't DC their local jurisdiction though because of the offices and everything is federally related in one way or another?

Just because they work here doesn't mean they know anything about the area.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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Another week of 25+ hours of overtime. Please end my life.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Will Light The Sky
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chartley posted:

Normally it's the following month or the one after if there are queries with it. I honestly think I'll be lucky to get this by Christmas.

:stare: What the hell is wrong with your payment processing system?

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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People in Louisiana are racist? Well I never.

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