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A Jack Booted Thug

Happy July Ladies and Gents!

Post in this thread about making $200K+ a year and having unlimited benefits. TIA I appreciate it.

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Had a juvenile burglary/unlawful entry suspect the other night demand to see our warrant giving us permission to search the house he was in. This was after a large group of "kids" broke in to a house to have a party, tore the place up, destroyed some things, stole some things, etc. The best part of that call though was after securing everyone in the house some of the juveniles were released to their parents, most of whom could give a gently caress that their precious little Johnny just committed a felony. When they turn 18 and start crying in the back of my cruiser on the way to jail because nothing your special little flower ever did wrong was a "big deal" oh well.



In other news we've officially transitioned to external vests and all black uniforms.

Jack Boot Status: Engaged.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmFz0G63E_8

Media reporter be all like "cop SHOCKINGLY shoved the driver to the ground", and video be all like dude clearly drunk and poo poo and falls backwards (watch his feet twist over) trying to go to the trunk. But hey, ACAB FTP ETC.

You'd bang on the roof and pound on the window too if you were just hit by a car.

Untagged fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jul 3, 2014

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrvpZxMfKaU&feature=player_detailpage#t=186

Classic

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Worked last year and it sucked. Working this year, shaping up to be just as lovely.

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Just saw an article about a cop who put down a pit bull. The owner called 911 because they were being attacked and reportedly the pepper spray didn't work effectively, only stopped it for a moment and then the dog attacked again. I'm still outraged of course. That owner and officer should have just let him snack of them awhile. Gosh.

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I work with a polish guy and he's harder on himself with the jokes of worthlessness than anything we could throw at him. You two should hang out.

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In many cases "BBQ" or "barbeque" doesn't actually mean barbeque.

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Any semblance of care about our station went out the window when they announced a new station would be built... a few years ago. They just recently approved the plans for it though and expect it to be built 2015 or 2016... maybe. Agency commanders don't care because they never visit, and station commanders don't care because their only in the building maybe an hour or two a day.

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beanieson posted:


You get to have nice things when the admin is fiscally responsible :cool:

When did you start following the news about my department?! :what:

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If that makes it to a smily it needs to like bounce back and forth from right to left. Or have the night stick added to it.

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Just means more of it will be running through our jurisdiction. I'm feeling an increase in marijuana arrests, narcotics funds seizures, and asset forfeitures coming on. Papa needs a new set of night vision goggles. :getin:.

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Snowdens Secret posted:

The streets demand justice even as the courts become corrupt and weak, Whip

Also while you're at it make sure they don't lick any bad stamps





:siren: If all else fails take the money reserve notes and run. :siren:


:tinfoil:

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Our OT board is a first come first serve take it as it's posted website. A large posting for a certain daily assignment next month was supposed to be put up probably sometime last week, but was delayed because the new "approving supervisor" wanted to "review it" before it went up. What that actually meant was he wanted the lady in charge of the board to wait until he got back from vacation, said "ok go", and immediately took several of the spots as they were posted for himself. The guy wonders why nobody likes him.

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JayKay posted:

Pretty much this. FBI is nothing but a constant mix of :lol: and :aaa:

The Secret Service and Postal Inspectors I've worked with before were always completely legit. So were the NOAA and FWS agents. The FBI guys though have always been omg look at my suit.

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I think they prefer accounting, finance, jd law degrees, etc. over anything policing or criminal justice related most of the time.

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Homie S posted:

What are NOAA dudes doing that isnt OIG related stuff?

They work for NOAA's Office of Law Enforcement. Think of them essentially as the USA's ocean, deep water, and fisheries conservation police. They also work inland too investigating violations of several federal wildlife and fisheries acts. In the mid-Atlantic they do a lot of Lacey Act and Fisheries Conservation Act investigations and violations.

Its actually a bit different because NOAA has two sets of LEOs. Some are "special agents" and some regular "officers". Think of the officers like federal uniformed conservation police and the special agents are your typical criminal investigative service, technically. Funny thing is they are so short on officers and agents that in one case you might have an "enforcement officer" doing a full on investigation and in another case a "special agent" riding in a patrol boat. That's the reason NOAA tries to get most state level conservation agencies on the ocean to have their officers cross deputized with NOAA enforcement powers.

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drgitlin posted:

NIH has its own police too.

Except they stay on the compound. Just like most alphabet soup agencies. NOAA also has a little known uniformed service branch not many people know about as welll.

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Oh look another mod shakeup for GIP. Why can't we have nice things. You heathens.

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:cop::cop::cop::burger::cop::cop::cop:.

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If you lived in Australia you would be August 2014 Postin'.

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Branis posted:

look at this guy posting in the wrong thread.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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Branis posted:

look at this guy posting in the wrong thread.

'Sup now.

American August Posting

Quick somebody make a new thread!

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