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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I love how everyone is screaming QUIET at the top of their lungs. It's like the idiots that tell everyone not to reply all when they reply all.

also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OglAlqULfew

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Untagged posted:

Had a juvenile burglary/unlawful entry suspect the other night demand to see our warrant giving us permission to search the house he was in. This was after a large group of "kids" broke in to a house to have a party, tore the place up, destroyed some things, stole some things, etc. The best part of that call though was after securing everyone in the house some of the juveniles were released to their parents, most of whom could give a gently caress that their precious little Johnny just committed a felony. When they turn 18 and start crying in the back of my cruiser on the way to jail because nothing your special little flower ever did wrong was a "big deal" oh well.



In other news we've officially transitioned to external vests and all black uniforms.

Jack Boot Status: Engaged.

Where is this? Didn't Wisconsin or whatever just charge 2 12 y/o's as adults because they stabbed the poo poo out of one of their friends because of a monster in the woods or some poo poo?

Why were they released if evidence showed they were thieves?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

beanieson posted:

Edit: phone postin because the new firewall at work blocks the forums all of a sudden :(

What happens when you use 216.86.148.111

e: all children should be locked up until the age that they are assigned their role

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

beanieson posted:

there's a new HBO show about (maybe?) the rapture, but it's also about a local police chief who's just obsessed with shooting dogs. I dunno if it's any good yet, but I do appreciate it when cops shoot dogs for like, no reason.


edit: the latest episode deals largely with the question: did my bagel get raptured away?

I wish he lived in my neighborhood.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
We've got plenty of travelers in 'Merica

http://www.fraudtech.org/travelers.htm

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

fat

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Branis posted:

Guess which one is the sheriff




Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Those cops were told that everyone has aids and if you get in a hand to hand situation you will get aids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
A skateboard cop in Green Bay and theres even lights on the board. Rad

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/07/14/skateboard-cop-may-be-the-first-in-the-us/20930776/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
That's what you get for being white in Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iVNCPaXLuk

Do you know who the gently caress I am?


The lack of communication between all forms of "law enforcement" is a loving joke. Jesus loving god drat christ, the tools have been provided, continue ignoring them and continue to suffer the consequences of ignorance. :colbert:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...redentials.html

Are Manchester cops really gay-friendly?

e: also, http://boingboing.net/2014/07/17/uk-police-capture-the-a-team.html

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Because typically the FBI has no local knowledge whatsoever and just assumes ~their way~ is the best way to handle something. They're extremely arrogant and condescending to any non-FBI personnel and frankly they couldn't investigate their way out of a paper bag with a map. Read up on the "big" FBI cases and they're all because the suspect hosed up and did something dumb or a friend flipped.

That said, their HRT teams are the business.

Is it like that in DC? Isn't DC their local jurisdiction though because of the offices and everything is federally related in one way or another?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Just because they work here doesn't mean they know anything about the area.

I wonder if they'll be the ones that eventually arrest the Lernergoat

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Looking at beanies new pad made me wonder how often y'all come across someone growing weed in their closet?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I thought Mexicans in England were called Spanish?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Hezzy posted:

Spending my last night in London after a week of training. Do you guys do BASS? I didn't think it was all that useful and was kinda rubbish...

Bass is some poo poo beer.
Do they still even make that swill?

What actually is BASS?

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
August '14 Police Lounge: Post Pics of Your Construction Project Instead of Telling Awesome Stories of How You Delivered JUSTICE

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