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I don't think GD banned himself, I think he just ran off after we picked on him. Did Martello say his command found out about his posting or did I imagine that?
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gleep gloop posted:I don't think GD banned himself, I think he just ran off after we picked on him. If you imagined it, then so did I. I think it was after he posted that picture of his foot falling apart after a rain ruck.
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Jul 12, 2014 21:54
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He also posted some memorandum which would have made it very easy for a bored SNCO/staff officer to confirm it was him.
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But yeah he did have some strong opinions on that march which I'm sure made people huffy.
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gleep gloop posted:He also posted some memorandum which would have made it very easy for a bored SNCO/staff officer to confirm it was him. Was that the one where he banned high and tights in his company?
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gleep gloop posted:I don't think GD banned himself, I think he just ran off after we picked on him. I really hated GD so I checked. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=423635175 autobanned himself...on christmas.
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HelpImARock3 posted:Was that the one where he banned high and tights in his company? Yep. I still have a copy of it saved somewhere around here.
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gleep gloop posted:Did Martello say his command found out about his posting or did I imagine that? That was a rumor I made up. I talk to him every now and then. He got tired of posting is what it came down to.
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Spending a day in jail does not result in an article 15, but a talking to by my 1sgt. drunk n' disorderly is a nice way to get out of duty for a day. sweet sweet vodka
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Jul 13, 2014 02:39
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Anansi The Spider posted:Spending a day in jail does not result in an article 15, but a talking to by my 1sgt. drunk n' disorderly is a nice way to get out of duty for a day. Welp!
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Tell us about your uncle who works at Nintendo
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Jul 13, 2014 02:50
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who was psyopsmonkey again. hes goin crazy
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Jul 13, 2014 03:05
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psyopmonkey has always been psyopmonkey. Only know because it's a tranny
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anne frank fanfic posted:who was psyopsmonkey again. hes goin crazy the gip tranny
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Anansi The Spider posted:Spending a day in jail does not result in an article 15, but a talking to by my 1sgt. drunk n' disorderly is a nice way to get out of duty for a day. post your redacted orders, bitch
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krispykremessuck posted:the gip tranny Lol 4 real? loving yesssss. Where is it's meltdown happening?
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Anansi - You have 24 hours from this post to give us some sort of proof of what you're doing.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Anansi - You have 24 hours from this post to give us some sort of proof of what you're doing. 
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Mr. Nice! posted:Anansi - You have 24 hours from this post to give us some sort of proof of what you're doing. 
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Mr. Nice! posted:Anansi - You have 24 hours from this post to give us some sort of proof of what you're doing. 
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What loving redacted orders? I literally was printed new orders signed sealed delivered in the captains office. Do I need to post some loving lovely selfie I took right before I graduated or some poo poo, honestly I don't care about anybody believing my 'story' I posted for the hell of it because I originally posted when I first enlisted. What do you think I did? Post questions about naive as gently caress enlistee, then stop posting for (4 months ish)while I had no contact with the outside world to legitify the story? And who the gently caress would lie about the literal shittiest situation ever loving presented to a combat arms MOS. I am a retard teaching retards how to be less retarded while learning how retarded I am. oh man lemme talk about that young range NIC at night baby, or maybe our loving FTX and Goodblood and A.O Yellow. Maybe the loving construction going on at 2/54, You all know that massive empty space of land. How about this, for anyone who regulars sand hill, Go find the loving 2/54 barracks and locate the massive sandbag bunker that 2 article 15ers are building. Or maybe that godawful resovoir right next to the troop store which smells like literal poo poo. Maybe walk through the malone ranges and find the loving decaying logs that I carried from Malone 8 to the malone split points during our Bayonet. Oh let me guess I whipped out my weekly youtube video of the Benning Report and loving formulated some story, is that honestly what you people believe, I mean holy gently caress. Here, some lovely pictures of my MRE consumption. http://i.imgur.com/jywyLYr.jpg http://imgur.com/ZVs7asJ Let me pre-emptively assume that I also purchased the linoleum that matches standarnd Benning floors, the wall locker and a box of government MREs just to further the loving legitimacy of random bullshitting in the MRE thread. I honestly believe if I post my orders someone will tell me to then take a picture of the salamander sword 198th unit patch, then tell me to record myself talking to my 1sgt or some retarded poo poo. And why did you gas the MRE thread, it was a great thread 
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Mr. Nice! posted:Anansi - You have 24 hours from this post to give us some sort of proof of what you're doing. 
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Anansi The Spider posted:What loving redacted orders? I literally was printed new orders signed sealed delivered in the captains office. Do I need to post some loving lovely selfie I took right before I graduated or some poo poo, honestly I don't care about anybody believing my 'story' I posted for the hell of it because I originally posted when I first enlisted. What do you think I did? Post questions about naive as gently caress enlistee, then stop posting for (4 months ish)while I had no contact with the outside world to legitify the story? And who the gently caress would lie about the literal shittiest situation ever loving presented to a combat arms MOS. I am a retard teaching retards how to be less retarded while learning how retarded I am. 
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RELAX. Take a picture of your orders, and black out everywhere it has your name (not rank) or SS#.
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Post them orders bruh
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yeah man I meant black out your name and poo poo, god drat
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Calling it now, Anansi will be the next Nidal Hasan.
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Fucitol posted:Calling it now, Anansi will be the next IDR.
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Show us the birth certificate.
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Show us selfies of yourself hanging out with the DI's in the squad bays if you're legit.
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Picture of you standing on the kill zone.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Picture of you standing on the kill zone. A video of him smoking a private Something something n4i something something
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I gassed the MRE thread because it was invaded and turned to poo poo. Relax, though, brother. It's not an inquisition. Just don't expect the army to gently caress someone quite as hard as it seems you've been dicked.
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http://imgur.com/ZVs7asJ This picture is triggering to me. e: second worst day of Basic was disassembling those loving beds and carrying them down to the parade ground to reassemble them (and back and forth until someone in charge got bored), only I had to take a break in the middle for some marathon MRE squirts that took so long that a drill sergeant literally kicked in the door of the stall while my pants were down because he thought I was shamming to avoid it. Nope, poo poo running off my rear end and a 102 fever, so he had two other trainees watch me while I stood naked and shivering under a cold shower until he had time to decide what to do with me e2: basic training was almost all of my Army experience, so gently caress you Basic stories are what I've got e3: oh, and the bed thing ended with the 1SG flipping his poo poo when he saw that the DSs were making people carry entire beds down the stairs with no organization, supervision, or safety precaution whatsoever. gently caress the Army. Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I gassed the MRE thread because it was invaded and turned to poo poo. Honestly it's pretty understandable. Speaking with my DS trying to get new orders basically said "Welp you (new joes) are ingrained in tradoc, so you can help train to the same standard, and your spot at DC was filled and they're overflowed, rip. It happens a lot more with 19D / Tankers because the cadre support is way larger but there's usually one training 'assistant' per company. And yes the MRE thread died about page 3 - 7, rip.
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Anansi The Spider posted:Speaking with my DS trying to get new orders basically said "You already drank the kool-aid and haven't figured out that it's all a big sham yet, so you aren't jaded enough to blow everything off like someone who has been to a real unit." That's what he meant to say. Please god buy a used car with cash, and stop hanging out on base eating MREs in your loving barracks room.
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