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I'm making jerk pork chops on the grill with okra and squash
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:17 |
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Decrepus posted:My mom used to do this with pies and poo poo. She couldn't cook so she would buy the premade crust and buy the cans of pie filling and poo poo and end up with a pie that cost $15. Just loving buy a pie. u should appreciate the effort your mom made for you ingrate
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:22 |
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Darth123123 posted:u should appreciate the effort your mom made for you ingrate yeah even if it's all storebought ingredients theres still something to be said for it being hot+fresh out of the oven
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:24 |
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Decrepus posted:My mom used to do this with pies and poo poo. She couldn't cook so she would buy the premade crust and buy the cans of pie filling and poo poo and end up with a pie that cost $15. Just loving buy a pie. how is it hard to assemble ingredients and bake a real pie, it's mixing and waiting
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:25 |
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I don't venture into GWS, but the forums IRC channel is legit good for getting answers to odd food questions.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:27 |
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You put BEANS in CHILI!? There outta be concentration camps for people like you!!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:28 |
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It sounds crazy, I know, but these carrot hot dogs taste a lot like the real thing! With all the gross things in real hot dogs, such as bones, bugs, and pig anuses, these carrot dogs are a healthy and cruelty-free option. With simple ingredients and an easy-to-follow recipe, you’ll be chomping away on the best vegan hot dogs ever in no time. The idea might sound wacky, but you’ve got to try them—trust us on this one! Carrot Hot Dogs 4 whole carrots, cut into bun-length pieces with ends removed 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar 1/4 cup water 2 Tbsp. soy sauce 1/4 tsp. garlic powder (or 1/2 clove garlic, minced) Dash liquid smoke Pepper, to taste 4 vegan hot dog buns Desired hot dog toppings (BBQ sauce, ketchup, mustard, relish, etc.) Fill a large pot halfway with water and bring to boil. Lower the heat to medium and cook the carrots until you can barely pierce through them with a fork. Be careful not to cut the carrots when testing! Combine all the other ingredients together in a plastic container or baggie to make the marinade. Place the cooked carrots inside, shake up, and set aside to marinate for at least 3 hours. You can marinate for up to a few days—we marinated ours for about 4 hours, and they turned out very flavorful. When you’re ready to serve, pour the carrots and marinade into a large pan on the stovetop or grill on medium heat, rotating periodically, for 5 to 10 minutes, until carrots are heated all the way through. Place on a hot dog bun, add the toppings of your choice, and enjoy!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:30 |
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Deconstructed fruit roll up pizza
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:31 |
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I don't want to live the life of fast food and regretss
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:33 |
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If it's not in a can, it don't go in this man
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:44 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:If it's not in a can, it don't go in this man do u get all ur jokes from bobs burgers
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:45 |
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Three Olives posted:
I would cut someone out of my life for serving me this.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:45 |
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whats the point of putting so much effort into something that it literally going to turn into poo poo? also there was a thread in there about gruel once. somehow that was a peak of comedy for them
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:46 |
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I like Franks Red HOt mixed in with my pork and beans. Would I fit in? This is important.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:46 |
Good standup comedy bit.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:47 |
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gws is not good there is no interest in sharing workhorse recipes or showcasing basic techniques well (e.g. pan selection, pastry making). whenever a simple beginners recipe that does not contain sous vide machines is presented it is greeted with derision PlantRobot posted:don't let your food hobby make you into a bastard, basically
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:53 |
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steak and eggs 3 times a day. erryday
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:53 |
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scalded schlong posted:gws is not good But that was a great thread that spawned others and made its way around all the subforums?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:56 |
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Darth123123 posted:But that was a great thread that spawned others and made its way around all the subforums? until an admin sanctioned it people were like "wtf is this bullshit, only three ingredients?!?! also why are you speaking weird"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:00 |
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Whatever you're making just add garlic. Garlic fixes everything.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:05 |
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i have a dish where i boil half an onion and a couple handfuls of beans in a pot for 40 minutes, then add salt and garlic i call it Hot Beans
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:07 |
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:07 |
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there are some really good recipes on the goons with spoons wiki Sesame Chicken (via wayback machine because some idiot removed it from the live wiki) butter chicken chicken vindaloo Char Siu Bao Chili Powder (this is really easy and will make your chili and tacos and pretty much everything that uses chili powder more better, never buy chili powder at the store it is trash) Guinness Beef Stew Pad Thai (seriously the worst thing about GWS is that these fucks keep deleting the good recipes from the live wiki) turducken General Tso's Chicken (also deleted from the live wiki by idiots) poverty goat fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jul 1, 2014 |
# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:08 |
Yeah I am going to go make a loving turducken thanks a lot forums poster grrrrpouuur
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:09 |
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Decrepus posted:Yeah I am going to go make a loving turducken thanks a lot forums poster grrrrpouuur I made one for christmas a few years ago it was fun
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:10 |
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GWS: Martha Stewart's Autistic Crock Pot.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:11 |
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I don't know if you guys have them yet it's kind of new and hip and underground but they have this thing now that's kind of a like a restaurant but instead of eating there they pack up your food and you can take it home and eat it. Some of them will even bring it to your house.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:11 |
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i use hamburger helper enchilada mix to make the filling i use for soft shell tacos.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:13 |
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gggiiimmmppp posted:there are some really good recipes on the goons with spoons wiki holy gently caress, except maybe the turducken, those all sound good. why the hell would they delete them.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:13 |
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poo poo you're right here's a random quoteSubG posted:Almost all the interesting things that happen in a piece of chicken happen between about 50 and about 60 C; it's where the fraction of soluble proteins starts to take a nosedive and the fraction of soluble collagen starts to rapidly rise. In a water bath this is going to be fairly homogeneous---the temperature in one part of a piece of meat will be pretty close to the temperature in other parts---while in conventional cooking you're going to see much more variability. This is important because meat's a pretty complex system, and when you give a temperature for the denaturing of a particular protein, this might be good for that protein in isolation, but the exact temperature an individual protein in a particular piece of meat will denature in actual practice will depend on a bunch of other factors, and so any number will be more of a probabilistic approximation than a scientific law or whatever. why can't he just say he boiled a loving chicken
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:14 |
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There's no weed recipes thread just to give you an idea of the lovely posting in GWS
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:14 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:poo poo you're right here's a random quote lol what a loving autist
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:15 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:i use hamburger helper enchilada mix to make the filling i use for soft shell tacos. nice. i make a package of mexican rice-a-roni and use that for the rice when we have burrito night
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:15 |
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Neptr posted:There's no weed recipes thread just to give you an idea of the lovely posting in GWS theyre all in the TCC (a good forum) edible thread
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:15 |
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Three Olives posted:I don't know if you guys have them yet it's kind of new and hip and underground but they have this thing now that's kind of a like a restaurant but instead of eating there they pack up your food and you can take it home and eat it. Some of them will even bring it to your house. the keurig owner hath spoken
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:16 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:poo poo you're right here's a random quote it's called abs (alton brown syndrome)
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:17 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:You put BEANS in CHILI!? i agree with this unironically
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:18 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:it's called abs (alton brown syndrome) i miss good eats. alton actually seemed happy doing that compared to his poo poo competition shows where hes a burnt out husk of a human being and looks bored to tears. plus it was a pretty down to earth decent novice cooking show
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:18 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:it's called abs (alton brown syndrome) at least alton brown has a conscience. this is some pedantic autism.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:18 |
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gonna make burgers tonight i think, get some of the clearance buns are meijer on the way home, chop up a few tomatoes and onions and use the foreman to cook the fuckers
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