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I think people who don't like beans were probably raised in homes where their parents were able to be retarded in the kitchen due to lack of government oversight.
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I have a large (1 lb) bag of dried birds eye chilis that I want to use to make some hot sauce but dont want to defer to gws if I can help it.
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Jul 1, 2014 19:21
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Xaris posted:i miss good eats. alton actually seemed happy doing that compared to his poo poo competition shows where hes a burnt out husk of a human being and looks bored to tears. Choosing the next Food Network Star is a very solemn and serious responsibility that should not be taken lightly. 
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Jul 1, 2014 19:22
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Three Olives posted:Choosing the next Food Network Star is a very solemn and serious responsibility that should not be taken lightly. This picture makes me wish I was black.
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Jul 1, 2014 19:23
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yes, goons are complete assholes for no good reason who ruin even the simplest things thanks for asking op
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Jul 1, 2014 19:24
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Decrepus posted:I think people who don't like beans were probably raised in homes where their parents were able to be retarded in the kitchen due to lack of government oversight. being puerto rican, not only do i put beans in my chili, i eat it with rice gently caress the gringos
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Jul 1, 2014 19:24
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Decrepus posted:I think people who don't like beans were probably raised in homes where their parents were able to be retarded in the kitchen due to lack of government oversight. yea i actually don't get the bean-hate. they're delicious and fantastic source of nutrients. i think it might be a european thing or just not being born around them, or watched too much salute your shorts and now believe all beans make you fart or something.
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Jul 1, 2014 19:24
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Opinions. Bean in chili Good. Mix steak tips with ground beef Good. Rice, only if you put chili over it with a slice of bread under it. Heat level, Shouldn't burn at both ends.
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Jul 1, 2014 19:26
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Kimchee stir fry with extra bok choy
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Jul 1, 2014 19:31
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rcman50166 posted:whats the point of putting so much effort into something that it literally going to turn into poo poo? - rcman, about working out
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Jul 1, 2014 19:32
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:poo poo you're right here's a random quote I'm not gonna flail around like some hillbilly, I'm a sophisticated and all grown up chef with a highly refined palate. Lemme check my equations here and hmmm, just as I suspected... ICE MAKE THING COLD
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Jul 1, 2014 19:34
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Twee as gently caress posted:- rcman, about working out even when im trying not to shitpost, you make it very tempting
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Jul 1, 2014 19:37
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Xaris posted:yea i actually don't get the bean-hate. they're delicious and fantastic source of nutrients. i think it might be a european thing or just not being born around them, or watched too much salute your shorts and now believe all beans make you fart or something. yeah beans are like a staple of my diet. i'm eating beans right now - mix different beans in a bowl - add cut up crunchy vegetables you like - add a smidgen of olive oil or whatever dressing you prefer - take piece of pita and alternate between bean salad and hummus loving delicious lunch
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Jul 1, 2014 19:37
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rcman50166 posted:even when im trying not to shitpost, you make it very tempting I'm being serious. You have applied the same philosophy you have with food ("It's all gonna turn to poo poo, why bother?") to working out ("It's all gonna decompose when I'm dead, why bother?") That's a very unhealthy attitude
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Jul 1, 2014 19:38
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Twee as gently caress posted:I'm being serious. You have applied the same philosophy you have with food ("It's all gonna turn to poo poo, why bother?") to working out ("It's all gonna decompose when I'm dead, why bother?") what on earth is wrong with you
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Jul 1, 2014 19:41
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drat girl, your chicken giving me mad mouthfeels.
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Jul 1, 2014 19:41
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Twee as gently caress posted:I'm being serious. You have applied the same philosophy you have with food ("It's all gonna turn to poo poo, why bother?") to working out ("It's all gonna decompose when I'm dead, why bother?") eating healthy isnt hard. making a medium rare filet after getting it from a wagyu cow and aging for 3 months is.
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Jul 1, 2014 19:41
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rcman50166 posted:eating healthy isnt hard. making a medium rare filet after getting it from a wagyu cow and aging for 3 months is. Apparently it is, otherwise there wouldn't be an obesity pandemic going on
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Twee as gently caress posted:Apparently it is, otherwise there wouldn't be an obesity pandemic going on sounds like fat apologism to me 
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Jul 1, 2014 19:51
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oh yeah, i call it the mouthfeel. "texture" is a neurotypical kinda word
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Jul 1, 2014 19:51
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actually tempted to make a chill homecooking thread on gws now
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Jul 1, 2014 19:52
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Stalins Moustache posted:actually tempted to make a chill homecooking thread on gws now you will regret that
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Jul 1, 2014 19:53
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rcman50166 posted:you will regret that
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Jul 1, 2014 19:53
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If there is one thing I've learned is that the Truth is never, ever, anywhere in the middle.
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Jul 1, 2014 19:54
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Ootrek posted:oh yeah, i call it the mouthfeel 
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Jul 1, 2014 19:55
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I made some bitching salmon with salt, pepper, some zatarans creole seasoning, and a bit of lemon. Cooked that poo poo for a few minutes a big rear end pan that had olive oil and some butter in it and that poo poo tasted loving delicious
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Jul 1, 2014 19:56
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Berk Berkly posted:If there is one thing I've learned is that the Truth is never, ever, anywhere in the middle. The D&D Axiom
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Jul 1, 2014 19:57
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what the gently caress happened to just making a sandwich? throw what ever the gently caress on 2 pieces of bread and call it a day. make another one if you're still hungry.Stalins Moustache posted:actually tempted to make a chill homecooking thread on gws now Ootrek posted:being puerto rican, not only do i put beans in my chili, i eat it with rice
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Jul 1, 2014 19:58
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you ever want a really good snack slice up a dill pickle and some cheddar cheese
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Jul 1, 2014 19:59
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i'm a terrible cook. my only recipes often involve poptarts and a crippling depression
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Jul 1, 2014 20:02
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here is my chili "recipie" in sorry goons with spoons that i haven't dumped a huge load of autistic human being on top of this. ground meat+lots of onion (diced small)+lots of bellpeper (diced small)+salt+pepper+garlic powder = cook that when that is done add 1 can brooks "hot" chili beans (i dunno why that works so well it just loving does) and three cans of diced tomatoes, add some more seasonings too (i like to add some cayenne pepper, chili powder, more black pepper, cumin, and a big spoonfull (like three tablespoon worth) of franks red hot (but you could just add more cayenne, salt, and some vinegar instead). if you've got some fresh peppers (i never do) you can/should dice and add these at the start with the meat. cook all of this for actually not too long, you pretty much jsut want everything hot and the flavors to merge together a bit. makes a really thick, fruity, bright and optionally (i prefer it this way) spicy chili without any pretense of fine dining or really even effort.
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Twee as gently caress posted:Apparently it is, otherwise there wouldn't be an obesity pandemic going on I don't believe in food deserts for the most part, but americans (not just goons) are incredibly lazy and a lot of the poorer ones will be working a lot so they come home, eat a mcdonalds which makes them feel like poo poo the next day without realizing the reason why they have no energy to cook right or work out is that they eat fast food garbage so it's sort of a never ending mobeius strip of fat. i can see how a lot of americans are kind of stuck in the poo poo-eating cycle. it's also quite insidious that most big (fast) food corporations have hijacked public school cafeterias reinforcing eating that garbage from an early age and with a lot of parents that either don't have time or knowledge (usually both) to cook right for their kids, they also grow up to be obese. it's loving bullshit that "tomato sauce is a vegetable, ergo pizza is a vegetable" and everyone with 2 brain cells knows it. proper cooking not something that's not commonly taught either due to standardization and barebones funding for those types of classes. (goons don't really have an excuse though)
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I stick to chicken fingers, tater tots, fishsticks, frenchfries, and pizza rolls. My hands are too chubby to use utensils, so I prefere these 'grabbin snacks', as I call them. Enjoy.
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Xaris posted:I don't believe in food deserts for the most part, but americans (not just goons) are incredibly lazy and a lot of the poorer ones will be working a lot so they come home, eat a mcdonalds which makes them feel like poo poo the next day without realizing the reason why they have no energy to cook right or work out is that they eat fast food garbage so it's sort of a never ending mobeius strip of fat. i can see how a lot of americans are kind of stuck in the poo poo-eating cycle. yeah except that those two things are 100% bullshit because most of my life I've lived in so-called "food deserts" while also being poor as poo poo. I've got a budget of between $30-40 a week for food, how the gently caress am I supposed to be able to afford eating at McDonalds? That poo poo gets pretty loving expensive. and also when I was in school we had pizza and fries and all sorts of unhealthy poo poo that is banned from public schools nowadays because it's too fat and not healthy enough, and even back then even 10 year old children understood that if you ate too much pizza and didn't move you'd get fat. children still understand that and no one is forcing them to have a second helping and to sit doing nothing those 10 year olds need to bootstrap the gently caress up is what im saying
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The only good thing to come out of that forum: The Hot Dog Rollup. http://www.goonswithspoons.com/Hot_Dog_Rollup
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Jul 1, 2014 20:14
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GBS cooking threads in 2004/5 were great. Easy to acquire cheap ingredients that required almost no cooking skill. I remember a thread about making good ramen noodles. I think they called them Ninja ramen or something. The goon took pictures of himself dressed up like a ninja and adding Asian ingredients instead of the flavor packets. That made College a ton better. Pick up a ton of Ramen and some 1 time purchases of Asian sauces and spices to include in small amounts. I think another goon did roasting a whole pig. The threads were about being entertaining and about making cheap food. The threads started to get out of control and GWS was open. It wasn't used much but was still about making cheap stuff, then whatever this is happened at some point. At least the threads on alcohol tend to be sensible enough.
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pixaal posted:The threads started to get out of control and GWS was open. It wasn't used much but was still about making cheap stuff, then whatever this is happened at some point. At least the threads on alcohol tend to be sensible enough. If I wasn't on this site for as long as I have been, I wouldn't understand these statements. Chefs=Insane Drunks=Sensible
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Pixaal is spot on w the summary BTW Close GWS
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Hey op just get the biggest pot you got and fill it with chili or lentil soup and then freeze that poo poo
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