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My expose as an online scammer: Wasn't really interested in it and never gave it a try. Pay attention to me.
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Hay what's your face OP is "howsoonisnow" a reference to that tatu song?
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Jul 2, 2014 05:11
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can we draw straws and have someone roleplay as an interesting OP to this thread?
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Jul 2, 2014 05:13
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I am a Craigslist hooker that caters exclusively to bronies ama
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Jul 2, 2014 05:15
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OP whats the weirdest Paycheck you ever rubbed on? physically or personality/emotional like did you ever gently caress a dude who legit thought he was a dragon? did he curl up on a pile of fake gold and light a can of Axe Body Spray to spit fire at you, the captured princess?
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Jul 2, 2014 05:16
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Choco1980 posted:In light of Frykte's thread over in e/n, I'll bite and try to have you clear up some of that thread's debate: If a client tells the hypothetical prostitute me they are a virgin in advance I will let them cum twice because obviously the first time is all over in less than 20 seconds from first wang contact. No, there is no virgin discount but there is maybe a free pity hug jackyl posted:can you fix that business gorilla virgin guy? Nothing can fix that business gorilla guy Dubious posted:but an 89 Ford Escort isn't curvy at all, it's rather boxy and prone to rust in the midwest and east coast regions Escorts have honestly always been poo poo Big McHuge posted:How much does your boyfriend know about your past (escorting, drugs, etc)? Does he know that you aren't completely out of the game yet? Are you actually trying to get clean or is it just a last-ditch attempt to salvage something with your life before you go on a huge bender and die in a gutter? Based on this thread I'd say he suspects but has probably been told the OP quit a couple years ago, and that she will die of an OD in a johns house and it will all be very awkward Fiend posted:Hay what's your face OP is "howsoonisnow" a reference to that tatu song? Um probably sloppo posted:can we draw straws and have someone roleplay as an interesting OP to this thread? Hey man, I'm trying
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Jul 2, 2014 05:18
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sloppo posted:OP whats the weirdest Paycheck you ever rubbed on? physically or personality/emotional I was going to say that would probably be a pretty decent pay date but then I remembered this sort of thing exists.  http://bad-dragon.com//products/royaldragon
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Jul 2, 2014 05:23
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Choco1980 posted:In light of Frykte's thread over in e/n, I'll bite and try to have you clear up some of that thread's debate: haha holy poo poo is that a fake thread? sure seems like it. e/n would prolly be the easiest forum to troll with everyone mulling around like its feeding time waiting for a goon to drop a failedlife tale
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Jul 2, 2014 05:30
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Xaris posted:haha holy poo poo is that a fake thread? sure seems like it. e/n would prolly be the easiest forum to troll with everyone mulling around like its feeding time waiting for a goon to drop a failedlife tale I was going to bite but if it's fake it's a waste of time to respond & if it's real it's an even bigger waste of time to respond.
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Jul 2, 2014 05:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrglqtLwRJc
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Jul 2, 2014 05:51
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Does it cost extra to have you suck the poo poo off my cock after I gently caress you in the rear end?
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Jul 2, 2014 09:35
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just got done letting some chinese business men do lines of coke out of my rear end before i pegged their poo poo filled assholes ama
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Jul 2, 2014 09:39
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HowSoonIsNow posted:What VIDEO GAMES
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Jul 2, 2014 09:41
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can you thank your daddy for having boundary issues, tia
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Jul 2, 2014 10:19
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Are you gonna get super ripped and blow through a bunch of dudes once this bf turns out to be a dud??
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Jul 2, 2014 10:29
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I'm a 25 year old Ford Escort, ama or don't cause its a car who can't talk unless you watch those movies about animated cars
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Jul 2, 2014 16:19
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She still isn't back? I know I checked under my bed for corpses this morning, and there were none.
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Jul 2, 2014 16:22
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i hate this thread and i hate the op
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Jul 2, 2014 16:26
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Haha ewww yeAh it was that guy who wanted to be pegged. He had a tiny dick and i tried to get him off for hours but he kept breathing heavily nand eventually i had to give him a hand beezy You don't sound very good at your job.
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Jul 2, 2014 16:45
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Iron Crowned posted:She still isn't back? last poast was "somebody is offering me drugs" which translates into "crack bender"
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Jul 2, 2014 16:46
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Serious question: did you ever alert the authorities about the men who abused you in your childhood? It's clearly too late for you, but think about someone else for a minute and the possibility of preventing another little girl from becoming a crack whore.
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Jul 2, 2014 16:52
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can i get a goon discount hahah c ya
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Jul 2, 2014 17:10
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:can i get a goon discount hahah c ya HowSoonIsNow posted:And yeah OMG i went to dinner with this guy one time and he was like 400 lbs and i felt bad cause his wife died but i was like no, this is not going further. sorry les, won't ever happen
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Jul 2, 2014 17:12
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im 130 lbs and chronically single u stupid bitch
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Jul 2, 2014 17:12
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i fuckin wish my wife died. having a wife, even a dead one, would mean thers hope yet
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Jul 2, 2014 17:13
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:i fuckin wish my wife died. having a wife, even a dead one, would mean thers hope yet if i was your wife, i would kill myself
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Jul 2, 2014 17:22
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Hand breezy was the giveaway here but everyone was too busy joking to notice.
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Jul 2, 2014 17:27
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Drink Cheerwine posted:if i was your wife, i would kill myself we'd all be better for it
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Jul 2, 2014 17:28
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Jack Gladney posted:Hand breezy was the giveaway here but everyone was too busy joking to notice. she made farting noises with her hands to get them off?
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Jul 2, 2014 17:39
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if yall wanna steal my neopets account the secret answer to "Who is your first girlfriend" is "hand beezy"
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Jul 2, 2014 17:41
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can i have sex with you for free? I mean assuming we get along and like each other
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Jul 2, 2014 17:47
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1gnoirents posted:can i have sex with you for free? I mean assuming we get along and like each other ever park your bicycle in an airplane hanger?
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Jul 2, 2014 17:54
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Serious question. Does the size really matter or is it the motion of the ocean?
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Jul 2, 2014 17:58
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OP this is the most boring thread about hooking ever. Like make up some weird stories or something jfc. Also since you are answering questions what is your favorite flavor of Doritos? Have Doritos ever been central to any of your clients' fantasies? How may of them were Doritokin? Has anyone ever worn/made you wear a fursuit (paws orange w Doritos dust)?
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Jul 2, 2014 18:04
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did anyone ever fart while banging did you fart how did it smell was money deducted, etc prostitute crack gas
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Jul 2, 2014 18:05
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Drunk & Ugly posted:did anyone ever fart while banging op answer this tia it is important for my immersion
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Jul 2, 2014 18:06
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Do you find it ironic that you do extremely degrading things for money, and yet the one thing you should do (alert the authorities about your abusers) is much less degrading but you won't do it because you don't want to re-live your original degradation but you will continue to degrade yourself with crack in exchange for sex?
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Jul 2, 2014 18:07
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AMA about being a john
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Jul 2, 2014 18:11
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:i fuckin wish my wife died. having a wife, even a dead one, would mean thers hope yet Just go gay Leslie. You'll find hope there.
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i'm not an old former escort, in fact, i'm not even 25 year. but i can still try to answer your questions about escorting, if you have any
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