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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
YES

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

ALFbrot posted:

I'd rather see Gaby than Ike here

I LIKE IKE :yarr:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Lol dbacks

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
Are you loving making GBS threads me? Stop putting Kevin Gregg in the 8th.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

Ortiz was walking toward first before the pitch had left Ramirez's hand. That strikes me as breaking an unwritten rule or something.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Well, I'm ready for more soul-crushing Giants baseball

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Abel Wingnut posted:

Ortiz was walking toward first before the pitch had left Ramirez's hand. That strikes me as breaking an unwritten rule or something.

Didn't you know Ortiz gets a pass for everything?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Why does Greg Papa still have a job in TV

rest his guts
Mar 3, 2013

...pls father forgive me
for my terrible post history...
I'm not sure if I should be disappointed in Ackley for that out or not but I am.

Shave your beard, you dullard.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Why does Greg Papa still have a job in TV

Shawn Estes has no balls and everyone else is a drunk. Except Randy Winn who looks like he could start tomorrow.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
C'mon you chumps, do something tonight.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
Another extra innings Marlins game.

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
Someone should make an old-timey circus poster advertising Antonio Bastardo's tight rope walk.

e: nut in all seriousness the Phillies' bullpen has magically become really, really good. And, Papelbon and Adams aside, costs about as much as a booklet of Frosty coupons.

Farchanter fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jul 2, 2014

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
Mariners turning it into a rout :cool:

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
Damnit Balfour stop being so poo poo you're going to kill me

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I can't wait to see how the Cubs fail to score here. :allears:

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
The Seattle Mariners have used up their allocation of runs and will not score another for the rest of the season after this game.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Nice job with the sac fly, Valbuena :toot:

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
Dustin Ackley ladies and gentlemen :stare:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Hang on to your butts. Rondon's gonna attempt a one-run save. :ohdear:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
So the Giants bench Blanco. Good. Instead they start... Juan Perez? :confused:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Welp, there goes the no-hitter

rest his guts
Mar 3, 2013

...pls father forgive me
for my terrible post history...

Pungry posted:

The Seattle Mariners have used up their allocation of runs and will not score another for the rest of the season after this game.

4 RBI doubles, an RBI single, an RBI double (after a near HR).

This has to be some sort of a Mariners record. An anomaly never to repeat itself.

a rowdy mullet posted:

Dustin Ackley ladies and gentlemen :stare:

Haha, I had the exact same reaction. I thought for sure the rally would end with him. Fitting that the honor should pass to Miller, instead.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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God drat it, Valbuena. :mad:

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Angels bringing in rich hill who has already pitched 0 innings today giving up a hit and two walks in a 1 run game with a runner on second.


But lefty lefty!!!

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ammat The Ankh posted:

So the Giants bench Blanco. Good. Instead they start... Juan Perez? :confused:

Bochy can't have slow people hitting leadoff, you need those for GIDP.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs win! :woop:

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

That looked like a tie to me and ties go to the runners soooo...

I'll take it.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
THE MARLINS FINALLY WIN. IN EXTRAS

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
And he walks his guy with a wild pitch. :lol:

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
gently caress YEAH JAMES JONES :woop:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

New Concept Hole posted:

Bochy can't have slow people hitting leadoff, you need those for GIDP.

I mean it's a good thing to have fast players hit leadoff, since if they get on base they can maybe steal and get into scoring position early.

The problem is getting on base.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ammat The Ankh posted:

I mean it's a good thing to have fast players hit leadoff, since if they get on base they can maybe steal and get into scoring position early.

The problem is getting on base.

Most of the Giants' fast players are only good at outs on the base paths.

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
Don't hit into a DP please Kemp.

rest his guts
Mar 3, 2013

...pls father forgive me
for my terrible post history...
James Jones is quickly becoming my favorite player on the roster. He seems to be terrific on all fronts.

On the subject of Jones (via twitter): James Jones joins Ichiro (7/20/04) as the only other #Mariners player to record 4 hits and 3 SB in a game (from yesterday's game)

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
If Sanchez can't throw the ball, does it make a difference?

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
gently caress you Ethier.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Bases loaded. No runs scored.

2014 Cardinals offense

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Cardinals are about as good as the Giants with the bases loaded.

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FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

For fucks sake

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