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How do you stay cool without AC during a heat wave? Swamp cooler? Basement? Go to the movies? Let me recommend the following if you can do it: Open all your windows as soon as it's cooler outside than in (nighttime). Close all your windows and your blinds as soon as it's warmer outside than in - this can be like 6 AM so you've got to act early. Also, cold showers are a cheap and quick way to cool down.
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Crank that poo poo to full blast because I can afford it and I love to tell mother nature to f*ck off
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Jul 2, 2014 03:33
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fans.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:33
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Rub your naked body with icy-hot, be sure and put it under the folds of fat for extra coolness.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:34
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Pour a bottle of water over your head and face luxuriously in slow motion
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Jul 2, 2014 03:34
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Standing in front of the freezer with the door open
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Three Olives posted:Rub your naked body with icy-hot, be sure and put it under the folds of fat for extra coolness. No trolling in this thread, please. Serious responses only.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:34
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Ac units are like 150 bucks man.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:35
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take a piss and enjoy the mini-chill you get
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Jul 2, 2014 03:35
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Set your oven to cold.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:36
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big cup of creamed piss
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Jul 2, 2014 03:36
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euphronius posted:Ac units are like 150 bucks man. They were selling them at the grocery store for less than that when I went last week, I think like just over $100.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:36
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euphronius posted:Ac units are like 150 bucks man. What about the environment, man? Also, it's good cost savings to reduce your heat with simple tricks. For example, open your closets - there's cold air in there.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:37
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Move north. Or, alternatively, move south.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:37
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have your wife/girlfriend pee on your face refreshing
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Jul 2, 2014 03:38
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amphetamines
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Jul 2, 2014 03:39
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redshirt posted:What about the environment, man? gently caress the environment its the environments fault we are in this situation in the first place
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Jul 2, 2014 03:40
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There are these bandanas that you can soak and freeze. You then tie it around your neck like 3 olives going to the local suck n gently caress down at the city park. They really keep you pretty cool even when it's scorching outside.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:41
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Get a bucket of cold water, a towel, and a fan. Soak the towel in the water, and wring out. Then place the bucket of water directly behind the fan, and drape the towel over the fan and bucket. This will blow moisture out of the fan, effectively cooling a small area a small amount.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:41
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If you brutally murder someone their ghost will stay behind and make cold spots.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:41
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euphronius posted:Move north. Or, alternatively, move south. If you live below the equator also remember you need a fan that spins clockwise because one that spins counter clockwise for above the equator won't work.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:41
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It's usually fine if you aren't a disgusting fat body.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:42
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Try laying on the floor with no clothes on OP
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Jul 2, 2014 03:42
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redshirt posted:Get a bucket of cold water, a towel, and a fan. They had a CSI episode about this, don;t do this unless you want to be electrocuted.
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Jul 2, 2014 03:44
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Has anyone mentioned lyieng on cool tile. Also : panting
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Jul 2, 2014 03:46
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does nobody have sexy bronzed manservants to fan them with palm leaves anymore???
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Jul 2, 2014 03:48
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when i moved away from home for college and took a summer term i'd avoid the heat and my cripping depression by sleeping
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Jul 2, 2014 03:57
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have enough money to afford AC and keep it well maintainedLifeSizePotato posted:does nobody have sexy bronzed manservants to fan them with palm leaves anymore??? sadly this is a dying tradition as it is no longer seen as socially acceptable
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Jul 2, 2014 03:59
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Get naked and roll around in your own poo poo and piss.
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Jul 2, 2014 04:03
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get a large fridge and sit inside of it all day
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Jul 2, 2014 04:03
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Go outside for 5 minutes and then go back inside and it feels amazing for a bit.
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Jul 2, 2014 04:04
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Put large buckets of water around your house.
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Jul 2, 2014 04:05
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kill yourself and your body will cool down your soul will burn in hell forever tho
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Jul 2, 2014 04:05
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Put boxers in freezer.
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Jul 2, 2014 04:07
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cut open icepacks and drink the goop that's inside of them
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Jul 2, 2014 04:08
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order a pizza kill the deivlery driver and cut open his body and crawl inside
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Jul 2, 2014 04:09
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Mustang posted:sadly this is a dying tradition as it is no longer seen as socially acceptable stupid democrats
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Jul 2, 2014 04:11
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bathe in your toilet
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Jul 2, 2014 04:11
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Properly ventilate your home. Open at least one upstairs and one downstairs window. If you live in an apartment, try to open two windows on opposite sides of the apartment and use a fan to encourage airflow. Place metal pipes into buckets of water near the windows, point fans at them, to allow evaporative cooling (there is math to optimize this but it's way above my level). But basically proper ventilation with air flowing from one room to another is huge and very useful.
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Naked. 100%. All the time.
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