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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
it's like they all gotta tell u about 10 thousand days and how great it is

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Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

you're a tool

mguirk the jerk
Apr 26, 2014

i cant even spell my name god help me
i laid a fat smugg right on your mom's tool

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

no one has mentioned tool for years. what are you hiding op?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

mguirk the jerk posted:

i laid a fat smugg right on your mom's tool

drat owned on my first page of my poo poo thread

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
it's almost as if listening to tool, makes you one

stick to the approved cool music list for cool people, nerdlords

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ThirdEmperor posted:

it's almost as if listening to tool, makes you one

stick to the approved cool music list for cool people, nerdlords

is Moby on that list

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ThirdEmperor posted:

it's almost as if listening to tool, makes you one

stick to the approved cool music list for cool people, nerdlords

yeah, listen to radiohead

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Its true. Tool fans are people who listen to lovely music generally, and are also cunts.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mguirk the jerk posted:

i laid a fat smugg right on your mom's tool

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I only listen to pendulum on repeat till my loving ears melt.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
listening to tool right now. I love tool, so thanks for reminding me about them so I can listen and enjoy.

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
tell us more about yourself op

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

lateralus is the superior album

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
undertow has a neat sound and aenima was okay but dude got way too hung up on his mom

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

stuntwaffle posted:

tell us more about yourself op

i wear those hats that 1930 newspaper boys wear and I have a lovely goatee and I am unironically say sheeple I am a tool fan

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

a guy who used to work out at my gym was obsessed with tool. he told me about how he followed them across the country on tour once, and tried to get me to listen to his $3000 car stereo that he said he had tuned specifically for maynard's voice and danny's drums or something

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I only listen to excellent bands like Tool, and other excellent bands. I only like good music
Tool.
A Perfect Circle.
Porcupine Tree.
Isis.
Karnivool.
Opeth.


Oh, and Puscifer. Its an experimental project by Maynard James Keenan (Tool/A Perfect Circle). Here, he experiments with a lot different sounds and ideas that have little to do with "rock". Puscifer is "as much a clothing line as it is a band", and Maynard James Keenan has described it as "Simply a playground for the various voices in my head, it's a space with no clear or discernible goals.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Pon de Bundy posted:

i wear those hats that 1930 newspaper boys wear and I have a lovely goatse and I am unironically say sheeple I am a tool fan

Well go clean it up then goatboy!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
My boyfriend likes Tool, but he's slim and humble. Of course, I've introduced him to better music over the years, so that might be why

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

THS posted:

no one has mentioned tool for years. what are you hiding op?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Crow Jane posted:

My boyfriend likes Tool, but he's slim and humble. Of course, I've introduced him to better music over the years, so that might be why

Whatever you say, dear.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Crow Jane posted:

My boyfriend likes Tool, but he's slim and humble. Of course, I've introduced him to better music over the years, so that might be why

tool fans respond well to opinions that praise their smartness

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Crow Jane posted:

My boyfriend likes Tool, but he's slim and humble. Of course, I've introduced him to better music over the years, so that might be why

LOL, girls music. Hes probably a fag.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Motherfucker posted:

Whatever you say, dear.

We're seeing Nick Cave this month. He's much better than Tool

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

Rapman the Cook posted:

Tool.
A Perfect Circle.
Porcupine Tree.
Isis.
Karnivool.
Opeth.

fixed.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

If you can't at least appreciate Gucci Mane we will not gently caress.

Job Creator
Apr 3, 2009

TooL

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I love Tool.

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME

Mud Shark posted:

fixed.

DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND DEVIN TOWNSEND

fixed

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

it must be tough to go through life having such bad taste. sorry about that :(

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Lady Gaga and Daft Punk

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
don't worry, not having to be ashamed to tell people what music i like more than makes up for it

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
But that guy who plays the drums plays them pretty fast. Probably faster than you can OP, if you're honest with yourself.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I like Hooker With a Penis because it is called Hooker With a Penis.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

THS posted:

yeah, listen to radiohead

no dont ! ! !

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

The guitarist does nine wheedles per measure instead of eight. That's high level.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Has anybody tried to get the drummer from Tool & the drummer from Def Leppard to have a drum off?

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

BKPR posted:

The guitarist does nine wheedles per measure instead of eight. That's high level.

No bro if you want wheedles you listen to Dream Theater, they wheedle faster than anyone.

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Gray Matter
Apr 20, 2009

There's something inside your head..

I'm not sayin they're the greatest band of all times or anything but if you can't rock out to some Tool then you're not human

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