MLB GDT 7/2: Bryce Harper is a goon

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Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

Piss off Zaun.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:44

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canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

WienerDog posted:

Edwin owns.

Blue Jays own.

Dingers.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:44

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

Rene Bork posted:

Piss off Zaun.

what was he saying today?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:45

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

I do not miss the feeling of getting swept

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:56

Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

canadianclassic posted:

what was he saying today?

The problem with the bunting plays wasn't that the Brewers saw them coming a kilometer away, but that Gose and Mastrianni didn't lay down the bunt properly.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:58

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Blaine Hardy seems pretty okay.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:00

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm not sure if Jim Johnson is worse than Joe Nathan or if they are the exact same pitcher.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:00

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

poo poo, San Diego is devouring Cueto :stare:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:06

BattleHamster: Mar 18, 2009

Thank god the A's don't have to play the Tigers for the rest of the year.

Except maybe playoffs... :smith:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:07

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Going from a four game sweep of the Giants to (likely) getting swept by the Padres.

gently caress you, Cincinnati. You suck.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:09

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

Rene Bork posted:

The problem with the bunting plays wasn't that the Brewers saw them coming a kilometer away, but that Gose and Mastrianni didn't lay down the bunt properly.

Greg Zaun, master of all fundamental skills

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:11

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

IcePhoenix posted:

This is a hell of a white flag lineup.

This lineup predictably scored zero runs.

Well, I thought they might manage one or two I guess.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:11

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Joe Nathan pitches a 1-2-3 and the Tigers sweep the A's.

Okay.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:12

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

BattleHamster posted:

Thank god the A's don't have to play the Tigers for the rest of the year.

Except maybe playoffs...

Verlander will return for just that series then his arm will fall off.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:17

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Mariners about to sweep Houston and Oakland just got swept. Just made up 3 games in the standings right there :feelsgood:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:21

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

the Yankees thirdbaseman just airmailed it past second into right field

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:27

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Sweep the Giants.

Get swept by the Padres.

:shepicide:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:20

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

Brian Wilson lol

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:23

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

the Yankees thirdbaseman just airmailed it past second into right field

yes it is most wise for a Pirate fan to make fun of another team's third baseman making throwing errors

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:33

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

ALFbrot posted:

yes it is most wise for a Pirate fan to make fun of another team's third baseman making throwing errors

This is true.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:37

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Why wasn't Hanley Ramirez taken out for a pinch runner?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:40

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Jubs posted:

Why wasn't Hanley Ramirez taken out for a pinch runner?

edit: In his defense it looks like the only options for pinch runners were Drew Butera and pitchers

coronaball fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jul 2, 2014

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:44

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Btw its that time of the year in Pittsburgh where the furries come in town and spend their sweet sweet money on stuff like hotels so hopefully we have the psychological edge in this game.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 00:14

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Ruggiano dinger! Great way to start the game.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 00:17

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Polanco

# ? Jul 3, 2014 00:19

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

GREGORY POLANCO.

His first Triple.

E: And he scores!

# ? Jul 3, 2014 00:19

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Leonys Martin steals a homer from Cruz. That owned

E: that was interference?

E: BELTRE!

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jul 3, 2014

# ? Jul 3, 2014 00:32

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Polanco for the ASG please

# ? Jul 3, 2014 00:58

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Hambone robs one :toot:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:21

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

Rene Bork posted:

The problem with the bunting plays wasn't that the Brewers saw them coming a kilometer away, but that Gose and Mastrianni didn't lay down the bunt properly.

lol do canadians really say "saw it coming a kilometer away"

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:25

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

SNY just played their commercial music during Lucas Duda's at-bat. :lol:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:31

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Mike Olt hits his 11th home run and it was a monster out of Fenway. Dude can seriously only hit dingers.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:37

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:38

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

*opens thread*

*finds post*

*nods approvingly* as you were, folks

Also loved Ortiz staring down his ground-rule double. Good job, man, way to get it there on a bounce.

Deathlove fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jul 3, 2014

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:39

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

Pitchers need to learn to pitch around Casey loving McGehee with RISP

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:50

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

So far this Pirates/D-backs game has features two bunt strikouts and a bunt GIDP. :negative:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:50

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Cubs get a 5-run lead and their starter can't even make it through 4 innings. :doh:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:58

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

The name of the game tonight is "left on base"

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:06

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

Good for you Big Salad you made it out of the 6th

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:08

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Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Deathlove posted:

Also loved Ortiz staring down his ground-rule double. Good job, man, way to get it there on a bounce.

Obligatory "gently caress David Ortiz"

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:14

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