MLB GDT 7/2: Bryce Harper is a goon

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Welly!

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:14

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:41

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Castillo to center-ish, why the gently caress not.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:14

Ishin: Dec 31, 2008; ~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

I hate you so much Soriano.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:17

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I love that the Cubs eked out two low scoring wins and apparently saved all of that offense for game three where they are just murdering the ball. It's fun to watch a team be not-terrible.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:18

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Cubs have been pretty fun to watch lately. Lots o dingers.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:23

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Can the Cubs just win a game without any drama for once? Please?

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:24

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

gently caress Boston sports and all but Mookie Betts is an amazing name.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:26

goobernoodles: May 28, 2011; Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

Jim Palmer tearing this ump a new rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:29

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

goobernoodles posted:

Jim Palmer tearing this ump a new rear end in a top hat.

The league wants you to call balls over the plate, not the ones three or four inches outside :eng101:

(Jim Palmer rules.)

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:31

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Yessssssssss O's :toot:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:33

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

way to poo poo the bed, Rangers

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:33

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Mike Olt threatening to raise his average over .200 if he keeps up this torrid pace.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:35

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Ryan Flaherty :woop:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:49

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

yup

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:49

goobernoodles: May 28, 2011; Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

RYAN FLAHERTY!! :siren:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:49

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

Holy cow Salty did his best Stanton impression

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:51

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Cubs guy rushed that throw pretty bad, he had time to set and get Ortiz.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:53

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Ortiz didn't think the Cubs would go to the plate with a 4-run lead I guess.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:56

ForbiddenWonder: Feb 15, 2003

Daaaaaang tommy u fine

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:59

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Marte parte :toot:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:01

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Ahaha. Ortiz looking pissed in the dugout.

That was an awesome play from Rizzo. I love that he had the awareness to not only realize that Villanueva wasn't going to cover first in time, but to know that they could get Papi's slow rear end at the plate. And a crisp delivery and smooth tag from Castillo. This game has been a lot of fun, even if part of me wishes they would just put another four runs on the board to move it out of reach.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:01

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Rangers gonna Ranger

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:02

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

the dbacks outfield

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:03

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

I eagerly await the day when Duane and Mike stop using the word "ownage" unironically.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:16

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Schierholtz! :woop:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:18

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Raise it

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:20

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Great homer from Nate. I wish all outfield walls were two feet tall.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:21

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

The Marlins win two in a row oh my god two in a row

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:22

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Nate owns so hard, and I wish he was still a Giant.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:23

Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

Scob posted:

lol do canadians really say "saw it coming a kilometer away"

Not really, I just felt like it.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:25

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Nate owns so hard, and I wish he was still a Giant.

We can make that happen.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:26

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

DeepDickPizza posted:

We can make that happen.

Do you want a Gregor Blanco in return?

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:28

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Pirates are 14-7 since Gregory Polanco joined the team

:hawaaaafap:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:29

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

ALFbrot posted:

Pirates are 14-7 since Gregory Polanco joined the team

Let's Go The Bucs, Bitch

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:29

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Darwin Barney with his 3rd hit! I'm really pulling for him to turn things around at the plate he seems like such a nice guy.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:30

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Kasper and Deshaies talking about how the NL Central is the best division in baseball :getin:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:31

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Popete posted:

Darwin Barney with his 3rd hit! I'm really pulling for him to turn things around at the plate he seems like such a nice guy.

Darwin Barney is a super cool guy. That's why I'll be so sad to see him go. Just trade Samardzija, Barney and Nate to San Fran for all of their prospects so that I can continue to root for them.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:34

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

ALFbrot posted:

Pirates are 14-7 since Gregory Polanco joined the team

It must be Polanco and not the fact that 15 of those 21 games were against the Cubs, Mets, Rays, and D-Backs.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:35

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Deathlove posted:

Kasper and Deshaies talking about how the NL Central is the best division in baseball

I was actually just noticing that. There were so many lean years in the Central when the Pirates were bad. How come almost everyone has to be good at the same time as us?

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:36

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:41

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

It must be Polanco and not the fact that 15 of those 21 games were against the Cubs, Mets, Rays, and D-Backs.

Please don't troll

edit: how about 34-22 since May 2, you big jerk

ALFbrot fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Jul 3, 2014

# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:36

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