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Athropos
May 4, 2004

Woofus T. Dog @UCBarkeley.edu


I remember ghost dad.

At some point there was also orb dad?? Can anyone tell me more about those types of dads?

Paging Spacedad to this thread.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

dad gay so what?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


fungus dad : a dad made out of mold

superdad : when superdave osbourne is ur dad

crab dad : ur dad walk sideways all da time

friendly dad: a nice dad

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


mythree dad: when u got 3 dads stead of just 2 normal dads

mr mom: when your dads a mom

dont wake dad: a sleepy rear end dad lmao

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization


cool dad lets you drink and smoke w your friends

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



Neglectful
Abusive
Deadbeat
Absentee

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

big gay dad, loves to be gay and do gay poo poo after his divorce liberated him from your shrieking harpy mom

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



gay

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

Bobby Brown posted:

dont wake dad: a sleepy rear end dad lmao

won't wake up dad:

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004



wanna meet that dad dad: everyone wants to meet this dad

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

You think you're better than me you little poo poo?

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



racist drunk dad who may be autistic cause he has a train table.

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I've the got devil in me
It's the man you see

walk on


stepdad: neglects children to work on skyrim total enhancemnt project

Tonsured
Jan 13, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

Unnecessary hug dad

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


pta dad: dad w/a moustache aleways showin up to pta meetongs actin all concerned lol

dod dad: a dad thayt work for dept if defense (might be jack baur from 24/7!!!)

stepdad: kinda dad that like building stair

deadbeat dad: dad got beat up till he died v. sad not recommended for most dadfriends

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Relaxing after a hard scrap


stuntwaffle posted:

stepdad: neglects children to work on skyrim total enhancemnt project

i think this is goon dad

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax


Dad you saw hit by a truck when you were little is pancake dad

Athropos
May 4, 2004

Woofus T. Dog @UCBarkeley.edu


gaming dad

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


weredad:va dad that only is a dad on full mons. dont get bit by this kinda dad unless u want extra responsibilities!!!!!!!

Athropos
May 4, 2004

Woofus T. Dog @UCBarkeley.edu


baked dad (in a car when passed out on painkillers)

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011



is this the thread for posting pictures of hot dads? i need a new source of income.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



"don't look up son" while showering with his kid dad.

Athropos
May 4, 2004

Woofus T. Dog @UCBarkeley.edu


octodad from the hit video game octodad

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Dad's that can beat up other dads are the only true dads. The rest are just a bunch of nerds playing house with real kids.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


Reset Button posted:

is this the thread for posting pictures of hot dads? i need a new source of income.

lol dis is funny. everyone nos dads cant be photoed bc they wont show up in the photo (dads dont have reflections silly)!!!!!! lol good post reset butt on

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011



Bobby Brown posted:

lol dis is funny. everyone nos dads cant be photoed bc they wont show up in the photo (dads dont have reflections silly)!!!!!! lol good post reset butt on

i wasn't trying to be funny. do you think this is a loving game, bobby?
i have bills to pay you insensitive rear end

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



gently caress you dad

Athropos
May 4, 2004

Woofus T. Dog @UCBarkeley.edu


Hobohemian posted:

Dad's that can beat up other dads are the only true dads. The rest are just a bunch of nerds playing house with real kids.

dads that tell you to gently caress up your bullies in school and that they will defend you in front of the principal

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


prison dad is my dad


he's super buff tho and beats up other prisoners so i guess that's cool? probably hasn't had a dick in his mouth. probably.

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


bike dad: calvin's dad from calvin and hobes and all those ~60yr old guys in tights riding around on road bikes

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

bad dad

sad dad

rad dad

mad dad

grad dad

lad dad

cad dad

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


my rear end insensitive bc i was born w/out nerve endings in my butt this is v rude of u reset button i do not understand the sudden flame and trolling f rom u

*puts on flameproof suit*

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I've the got devil in me
It's the man you see

walk on


my dad: married a woman 2 years older than me and plays assassin's creed all day

Athropos
May 4, 2004

Woofus T. Dog @UCBarkeley.edu


A misanthrope posted:

prison dad is my dad


he's super buff tho and beats up other prisoners so i guess that's cool? probably hasn't had a dick in his mouth. probably.

what about his butt....

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

stuntwaffle posted:

my dad: married a woman 2 years older than me and plays assassin's creed all day

aatrek dad

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


stuntwaffle posted:

my dad: married a woman 2 years older than me and plays assassin's creed all day

that's prtty cool but my prison dad would still surprise sex your dad in the showers

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I've the got devil in me
It's the man you see

walk on


Athropos posted:

what about his butt....

does he "whemy?"

A misanthrope posted:

that's prtty cool but my prison dad would still surprise sex your dad in the showers

im okay with this

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



a dad who doesn't have sex anymore cause his wife is a stone cold bitch

Captn Kurp
Oct 21, 2013



fad dad: cooler than your average dad

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Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?


beat you to the post like a red-headed stepchild dad

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