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Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Egan Yardley posted:

Rumor has it: now that the tec-9 is buffed, Fat Lou only needs to absorb the 2012 MAG-7 to finally ascend to Perfect Lou.

They buffed the Mag-7 a little bit and made it more likely to actually kill with midrange headshots as opposed to dink. It can also shoot through thin walls apparently. Everything is coming up Fat Lou.

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Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

rip

It was a good 24 hours.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

mcvey posted:

Nooooo. Source was ezmode broken for a long time before they kind of fixed the hitboxes(they're still poo poo and it still is).




lol 1.6 had the biggest loving heads. no wonder there are so many frag videos from back then.

well, outside of maybe css

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.


No. It is complete garbage.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Thom P. Tiers posted:

Played insertion twice yesterday (mission). 12-3 3-12. 9-6 6-9. gently caress that map and the lovely rear end fog, hills, and trees.

Wrong, it is fun.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

numberoneposter posted:

well i got scammed

Congrats idiot.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

mcvey posted:

PSA: you can dodge flashes by turning your head :v:

Not if the flashbang is lodged in my eye socket.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Apogee15 posted:

I still think the cobble in css is better than the csgo cobble. Not like it's impossible for something new to be worse than something old.

Yeah, CS:S cobble was alright. 1.6 and CS:GO cobble are both poop.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.


"This video is currently being processed."

YOU JUMPED THE GUN DAENO!

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Daeno posted:

Sorry, should be good now!

Good vid. I need to make that hot dog shack.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Huge Obamacare Fan posted:

Well, this was a bit of a surprise to my hungover rear end.



Does my 1% monocle get sent straight to my house, or do I have to pick it up like some normal?

Let me tell you about this amazingly quick way to turn it into real money!

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Huge Obamacare Fan posted:

Also, anyone have any ballpark what this thing is worth? None exactly like it on the market currently. It's battle scarred for reference.

Don't listen to any of these idiots. I will buy that knife off of you for EVERYTHING YOU SEE IN THIS PICTURE! I have 100% buying rating on many high ranking and well known merchant websites.


I strongly consider you to sell your goods to me and not a scammer. I will give you more than the $0 you will get with a scammer.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

augustob posted:

SCAM ALERT: looks like that bag of Doritos might have been tampered with, I wouldn't do that trade.

It is a Doritos bag and not a bag *of* Doritos. :colbert:

I HAVE NOT LIED AND WILL OFFER YOU THE BEST OF PRICES FOR YOUR DIGITAL GOODS!

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Coleman posted:

Yeah, but are they REAL Aviators?

I bought them as a pack of 3 for $6.49. They were described as "100% AUthentic AVIATERS - REAL DEAL best price today FrEE SHIPPING!!!!!!!!! A++++"

So, yes.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Turk February posted:

That's really cool that you were also able to quantify your CS skill into a single handy picture.

:glomp:

FetalDave posted:

Also, how you gonna have an IPA and a PBR in the same picture?

Here is something that will most likely offend you even more.

Yes, that is PBR in the same fridge as KBS, Blue Note Stout, World Wide Stout, TOKIO, and Straight Jacket.


Virigoth posted:

He's probably from Chicago

Yes. I would assume the abundance of Revolution products gave me away.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Cuntpunch posted:

Other 4 are a group and votekick me so that they can surrender when we end up at 10-1.

Jokes on them. You can't surrender when you kick someone. Someone needs to disconnect.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Ephedra posted:

Slow day in this thread.. Doesn't anyone have any questions regarding sensitivity or how to up their brightness/contrast? Maybe how the UMP is the statistically the best gun in the game for getting to GE rank..

I just had two good solo queue games. I want my badge back.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

NtotheTC posted:

Someone talk to me about swings. I wanted to get MG2 this weekend, but ended up playing so badly I dropped down to Nova 3. Think I lost 15 games in a row or something, and I can't blame my team either because I was consistently one of the worst players even in the nova 3 games, then suddenly today I'm hitting everything again and trashing 2AK players. WHAT GIVES. And how do I avoid it happening again.

15 games in a row? Maybe you had low blood sugar from playing so loving much. Go outside or something goddamn.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Xen, Face, Daeno, Shadowlz, and I managed to Deag League two mm games into the other team surrendering both times.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

ShittyPostmakerPro posted:

6:22 :swoon:

If no-one is doing a 500 miles from that cache game and someone sends me the demo URL, I'll get on it tomorrow.

I am for both matches. They were loving magical.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

MadBimber posted:

Do goons have a preference for M4A4 or M4A1? I do alright with the AK but I cannot figure out how to do well with the M4. I have a much harder time scoring long range kills, and short range goes kind of haywire even with their fast fire rates.

I suggest the Famas.:csgo:

I am only half joking.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Well, the extra 10 bullets are pretty useful. I cannot tell you the number of times that I needed 21 bullets and got really sad with the M4A1. I have not used the M4A4 in months because I hate myself.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Xenaero posted:



Then it told me I failed to accept it.

Ummm maybe you should have pressed accept you sack of poo poo.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

mcvey posted:

Why did you even click 'Accept'?

The issue is he didn't.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

mcvey posted:

Welll...

And it keeps going for another X pages. He's bad, NiP would be better off without him, but what do they care they're still winning tournaments.

Probably the best in-game-leader ever tbh and he runs hltv.org. He was crazy good in 1.6 but I doubt he has 10 hours in GO.

Ummm, I alway have negative kdr and yet I elevate teams to victory everyday. I am the Fiff of the goons. Please tell me why you hate me.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLHduTNxlQ

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

real dilemma posted:

Thanks for the unsolicited rear end in a top hat reply. Perhaps you might consider shutting up unless you'd like to contribute a more detailed analysis on why you believe that .18:1 was a poor betting line on specifically Cloud9 vs. Area51 on de_inferno. Thanks.

Holy poo poo dude, it was $1.80. Go out and flip burgers for 10 minutes.

Or you could contact them. I DUNNO THOUGH!

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

CSGO IS NOW A REAL SPORT! :csgo:

It is most likely a hoax. :ssh:

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

The Flying Fish posted:

run a goonman where everyones keys are bound to this loving piece of poo poo

Also everyone needs two inch 360s like me. :csgo:

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Necc0 posted:

- Added positional audio support for players using Mumble voice chat.

Woah Wow Woah

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

mcvey posted:

What does that mean?

If someone talks in mumble it makes their talking sounds like it is coming from their character in CS:GO. If your teammate is on your right it sounds like they are etc. At least, that is what people say.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

mcvey posted:

Gonna have to get used to Grips sounding like he's always behind me(in game, on scoreboard, and irl).

You have your computer pointed north? So do I!

Edit: Also...

- Insertion
-- Added unique sounds for each spawn

"AT THE HILL WITH THE BIRDS SOUND! NO, WRONG ONE, THAT ONE HAS BEAR NOISES!"

Fat Lou fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 28, 2014

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Photex posted:

quick question, when you use E to pick up a gun does it throw your current weapon all noisy and poo poo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QeN3p5Yr8M is the only reason i'm asking.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

I have to choose between CZ or Tec-9 T side? Yeah cool thanks for putting the two most fun pistols in the same slot gaben. :eng99:

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Cuntpunch posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for Sensitivity Chat

2 inch 360. I am a god.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

New strat.

http://youtu.be/XS2tHoHRarI

Notice the fourth round negev purchase as a decoy? It's essential that you do that and sacrifice all others for your own glory.
ALWAYS CHECK TOXIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNgwtBM-cQ

Fat Lou fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Sep 6, 2014

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Overgrown is a good map and pretty easy to win...as long as you are not up against a hacker.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

I lied. I actually run two mice and a microphone. The mic is my primary fire.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

hello internet posted:

I am totally lost here

Dude is angry about having the option to voluntarily buy cosmetic changes to virtual guns...or something. Either way, he is an idiot and most likely a silver two.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

You are either a bad troll or an idiot because holy poo poo.

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Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

GreyPowerVan posted:

what is it with csgo players and using basically a couple of words over and over for insults. It's 90% kid, human being, or homo.

Alright kid, maybe you should come up with a new insult.

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