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mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



With the standard kart and wheels too. He never mixes it up. What the gently caress

That's like playing saints row or mass effect without customizing your character at all ever.

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LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

my whole point is that if you dont think you gotta prove yourself then youre dead fucking wrong and im judging you all the time you fucking fake piece of shit


if he doesn't win every time you guys race then, yeah, he's a huge enjoyable human being

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



my friend craig is mario and my friend ben is luigi, both in terms of player choice, and sizes

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



LaTex Fetish posted:

if he doesn't win every time you guys race then, yeah, he's a huge enjoyable human being

He actually does win and that's what pisses me off most

Looke
Aug 2, 2013



LaTex Fetish posted:

if he doesn't win every time you guys race then, yeah, he's a huge enjoyable human being

this

unless they are amazing at that class, then they're a dumbass

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011



mabels big day posted:

He actually does win and that's what pisses me off most

this is the worst-case scenario. there is nothing you can do besides break his thumbs

anime fuck pillow
May 9, 2010



I always play Yoshi.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009



I never change the default wallpaper on my computers. For the ten years that i had a computer w/ windows xp, the wallpaper was the default grass/blue sky.

zen death robot
May 27, 2001



Sever OP

Flynn Taggart
Jan 20, 2006



I use toadette

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass


yoshi, in both mario kart and golf

Pennant
Aug 24, 2007

~~~~~ everybody move your feet and feel united oooh ooh ooh ~~~~~


Mario only, Baby Park, no items

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

sproink~


I have yet to bring my wii u to a gathering without someone asking where baby park is

you hosed up nintendo

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



im happy that the koopalings have made it into mario kart 8, and i will never not use iggy

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011



rosalina >>>
mario purists can drown in a sea of cute as hell lumas

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



psh, yeah baby rosalina maybe, if you arent a scrub baby noob

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Tomb Raider:
Problematic Sweater Puppies


today i found out you can mario kart as koopalings.
even more sad i dont own a wuui

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



Video Viddy Games posted:

today i found out you can mario kart as koopalings.
even more sad i dont own a wuui

i will buy you a wuui, haha just kiddig i cant even get myself one but, in our imaginations, we can both have one!

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Tomb Raider:
Problematic Sweater Puppies


thing is i never owned a wii either so i'll also have all the mario wii games to play so its looking like why the heck down i own a wiiu?!

EDIT: and frigging donkey kong?! man i need this money

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008



Video Viddy Games posted:

thing is i never owned a wii either so i'll also have all the mario wii games to play so its looking like why the heck down i own a wiiu?!

the best platform for wii games is a pc

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



Fergus Mac Roich posted:

the best platform for wii games is a pc

dolphin is truly fantastic

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Tomb Raider:
Problematic Sweater Puppies


Fergus Mac Roich posted:

the best platform for wii games is a pc

if i'm going to buy a wiimote to play them, i might as well buy a wiiu. this is perfect logic

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011



Oil Can Boyd posted:

psh, yeah baby rosalina maybe, if you arent a scrub baby noob

baby rosalina doesn't even have a cute as hell luma

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011



from what i've seen anyway because i dont own a wii u

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip


dude bro bring your wii u to the gathering

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip


The Gathering

zen death robot
May 27, 2001



What do they gather?

Doctor Goat
Jan 21, 2005

Where does it hurt?


If you play Mario in NSMB you automatically act like an rear end in a top hat to everyone.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



Hog Butcher posted:

If you play Mario in NSMB you automatically act like an rear end in a top hat to everyone.

Let's be real here: who the gently caress willingly plays as Mario in any game when there are other options?

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

a spooky sherk


mabels big day posted:

Let's be real here: who the gently caress willingly plays as Mario in any game when there are other options?

I play as Mario when Waluigi isn't an option, which is way too often

I mean what the gently caress mario kart 8 you'll let me play as the goddamn bigass bee from mario galaxy but not the best of the marios, Waluigi? fucker rear end game

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



deadwing posted:

I play as Mario when Waluigi isn't an option, which is way too often

I mean what the gently caress mario kart 8 you'll let me play as the goddamn bigass bee from mario galaxy but not the best of the marios, Waluigi? fucker rear end game

you mean Mario Kart 7, there is no bee in this 8, and there is Waluigi.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

a spooky sherk


mabels big day posted:

you mean Mario Kart 7, there is no bee in this 8, and there is Waluigi.

yes I meant 7 that was my bad

but seriously who the gently caress played as that bee

Doctor Goat
Jan 21, 2005

Where does it hurt?


with NSMBwii you're stuck with mario as player 1 because player 2 is gonna hammer A and get luigi (the best option) and your only two options are the inexplicable toad partners

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



probably little kids still high off of mario galaxy fumes

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



tbh if I had gotten mk7 when it came out and actually unlocked everything I would play as the honeybee queen almost exclusively, that or wiggler.

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



has any of them had petey piranha be playable and if not why the gently caress not

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

a spooky sherk


Oil Can Boyd posted:

has any of them had petey piranha be playable and if not why the gently caress not

mario golf/kart for the gamecube and mkwii, also the majority of the tennis/baseball games iirc

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970



deadwing posted:

mario golf/kart for the gamecube and mkwii, also the majority of the tennis/baseball games iirc

okay im glad some games had him, i was legit so mad i was gritting my teeth when i posted that haha loving nintendo

Doctor Goat
Jan 21, 2005

Where does it hurt?


metal mario was supposed to be the greatest character in mario golf n64

gently caress that dude, i played as bowser because he had like 60 yards more drive but veered off wildly to the left

i can't play that game anymore because bowser is one of the last unlocks and i'm so used to aiming like a mile to the right

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mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



Petey Piranha and King Boo were the loving best in Double Dash.

Double Dash is just the best mario kart.

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