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BaKESAL3
Nov 7, 2010


All arguments will devolve into hitler. This one is already about him.

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Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi

uh no

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005



was hitler circumcised?

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

by XyloJW


hitler wasnt that bad and while the holocaust did happen it was not on as grand of a scale.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



hail hitler

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006









Skeleton King
Feb 19, 2011

I'll take another

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BaKESAL3
Nov 7, 2010


mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012



i was gonna gas this thread but this post made me change my mind

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

THRESHOLD!!!



I never cared much for Hitler.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006


forbidden lesbian posted:

i was gonna gas this thread but this post made me change my mind

Skeleton King
Feb 19, 2011

I'll take another

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006


With this catch, my family
will go another few weeks without starving in this harsh winter.


What if Hitler prevented a worse Hitler by killing all those people? Think about it. What if he stopped like 3 Hitlers?

Think about it. Wouldn't that make him a hero?

Splatmaster
Aug 15, 2007



Al Borland posted:

What if Hitler prevented a worse Hitler by killing all those people? Think about it. What if he stopped like 3 Hitlers?

Think about it. Wouldn't that make him a hero?

What if Hitler went back in time and killed himself as a baby? Would he be a hero, or still reviled? T H I N K A B O U T I T.

Skeleton King
Feb 19, 2011

I'll take another

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012


hey you loving assholes - how about you stop shooting fireworks at my goddamn house at 11PM on a tuesday night? i understand that you are poor as gently caress white trash but lighting your money on fire isn't going to help that.

kentucky

Naerasa
Aug 5, 2004

When it comes to women, no one's a nicer guy than me.


Al Borland posted:

What if Hitler prevented a worse Hitler by killing all those people? Think about it. What if he stopped like 3 Hitlers?

Think about it. Wouldn't that make him a hero?

But what if one of the Hitlers he killed also would have grown up to find the cure for cancer while experimenting on jews? Is it right to use the cancer-cure that neo-hitler developed through jew-torture because he wasn't killed by the original hitler?

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!


Mud Shark posted:

hey you loving assholes - how about you stop shooting fireworks at my goddamn house at 11PM on a tuesday night? i understand that you are poor as gently caress white trash but lighting your money on fire isn't going to help that.

kentucky

haha i'm going to phantom in indiana tonight and will set some off just for you

opwned scrub

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006


With this catch, my family
will go another few weeks without starving in this harsh winter.


Mud Shark posted:

hey you loving assholes - how about you stop shooting fireworks at my goddamn house at 11PM on a tuesday night? i understand that you are poor as gently caress white trash but lighting your money on fire isn't going to help that.

kentucky

Don't worry they're all gonna go see Tammy get drunk and then be back to shoot some more.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

olé


forbidden lesbian posted:

i was gonna gas this thread but this post made me change my mind

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006


With this catch, my family
will go another few weeks without starving in this harsh winter.


Naerasa posted:

But what if one of the Hitlers he killed also would have grown up to find the cure for cancer while experimenting on jews? Is it right to use the cancer-cure that neo-hitler developed through jew-torture because he wasn't killed by the original hitler?

Well wouldn't it be worse to not use neo hitler's cancer cure?

Also I think Neo-Hitler would probably be Jewish so he'd go after like Palesti... oh my GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS


If Hitler succeeded in cloning himself and he replaced the entire population of Germany with these clones, there would have been ~70,000,000 Hitlers by 1945. Now if Ghandi and his retinue visited the White House and somehow managed to overpower security forces and take control of the War Room, and the compassionate old man ordered the atomic destruction of Germany by killing all the Hitlers, who would be the more reviled historical figure?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006


With this catch, my family
will go another few weeks without starving in this harsh winter.


ghlbtsk posted:

If Hitler succeeded in cloning himself and he replaced the entire population of Germany with these clones, there would have been ~70,000,000 Hitlers by 1945. Now if Ghandi and his retinue visited the White House and somehow managed to overpower security forces and take control of the War Room, and the compassionate old man ordered the atomic destruction of Germany by killing all the Hitlers, who would be the more reviled historical figure?

Woah

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012


Al Borland posted:

Don't worry they're all gonna go see Tammy get drunk and then be back to shoot some more.

Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.
John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
Ted: White trash name. Guess.
John: Mandy.
Ted: Nope.
John: Marilyn.
Ted: Nope.
John: Brittany?
Ted: Nope.
John: Tiffany.
Ted: Nope.
John: Candace.
Ted: Nope.
John: Don't gently caress with me on this! I know this poo poo!
Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.
John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?
Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Ted: No.
John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
Ted: *Yes*.
John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
[Ted laughs]
John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...
Ted: Tami-Lynn.
John: [Exasperated] *gently caress*!

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

i'm capten kurk

i watched predator a few days ago, it did not have high grandmas. in conclusion, 0/10.

(four thousand words of oral sex w/ zizek redacted)

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

Entropy comin'



Moola
Aug 16, 2006



Shaved my butt cheeks yesterday

Lookin nice and smooth and tanned

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Volume
May 2, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Hey, I'm sorry you regret your one night stand but it's not fair to blame your equally drunk partner or accuse them of surprise sex.

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