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hey you loving assholes - how about you stop shooting fireworks at my goddamn house at 11PM on a tuesday night? i understand that you are poor as gently caress white trash but lighting your money on fire isn't going to help that. kentucky
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Al Borland posted:Don't worry they're all gonna go see Tammy get drunk and then be back to shoot some more. Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier. John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name? Ted: White trash name. Guess. John: Mandy. Ted: Nope. John: Marilyn. Ted: Nope. John: Brittany? Ted: Nope. John: Tiffany. Ted: Nope. John: Candace. Ted: Nope. John: Don't gently caress with me on this! I know this poo poo! Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious. John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me? Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah. John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*? Ted: No. John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Ted: *Yes*. John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you! [Ted laughs] John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn... Ted: Tami-Lynn. John: [Exasperated] *gently caress*!
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