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dogcrash truther


you'll never know whether this is what i really think but I encourage you to write your sincere and honest opinions in this thread

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i am he


embarrassing post about the intimate details of my irl life

Ball Cupper

~beautiful in my own way~

Uh, but we're both dudes?

dogcrash truther


if youve never done a 69, feel free to speculate but make sure to indicate that you've never done it

Iggy Koopa


i think i would feel like i was stabbing her in the face, in a negative way

i am he


*dos equis beer man* i've never 69ed with a girl... but if i had, i would like to be on top

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i have many opinions on this matter

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

If you balls are saggy she will wear them like hairy tanning bed goggles

Ball Cupper

~beautiful in my own way~

Cosmic Charlie posted:

If you balls are saggy she will wear them like hairy tanning bed goggles

I shave mine, so they look more like dried apricots. Also my balls are badly hosed up

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what about if its two dudes

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Ball Cupper posted:

I shave mine, so they look more like dried apricots. Also my balls are badly hosed up

Perhaps you should consider a moisturizing cream

BigSexyWitGlasses


i have gotten my rear end licked in this position hth

Captain No-mates


ive never done a 69 but how do u make sure the girl doesnt get away if ur busy balancing on her face

cruft


Captain No-mates posted:

ive never done a 69 but how do u make sure the girl doesnt get away if ur busy balancing on her face

answer's in the question nomates

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

Oil Can Boyd posted:

i think i would feel like i was stabbing her in the face, in a negative way

thats my fetish

cruft


gggiiimmmppp posted:

thats my fetish

How does negative stabbing work, do you just whack someone with the concave side of a spoon?

Captain No-mates


cruft posted:

How does negative stabbing work, do you just whack someone with the concave side of a spoon?

violently removing a knife thats already in them

cruft


Captain No-mates posted:

violently removing a knife thats already in them

Sounds like a field nurse's job TBH

FluffieDuckie

Oil Can Boyd posted:

i think i would feel like i was stabbing her in the face, in a negative way

as opposed to all the positive face stabbing out there

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

FluffieDuckie posted:

as opposed to all the positive face stabbing out there

I could stab you in the face with a brownie and that might not be so bad

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Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

Cosmic Charlie posted:

I could stab you in the face with a brownie and that might not be so bad

Iggy Koopa


i mean like maybe there is some chicks into rough face stabbings via penis, i just feel like it would make me uncomfortable, personally

Reset Button


hell no
i like Being On Top in both life and in sexual relations.

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7777777

sex is gross i'm never gonna have sex

7777777

im saving myself for jesus christ our lord and savior

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Ready for adventure!

dogcrash truther posted:

you'll never know whether this is what i really think but I encourage you to write your sincere and honest opinions in this thread

lmao

cruft


Nacho Destroyer posted:

im saving myself for jesus christ our lord and savior

I heard he's only so-so in the sack.

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I tried to 69 once but I couldn't stop laughing haha, it's really too much for me, but I was prepared to do it from BELOW because gravity on my dick would probably kill my significant other.

dogcrash truther


so...what's the thread consensus here...dude on top?

cruft


dogcrash truther posted:

so...what's the thread consensus here...dude on top?

The consensus is that you've really given us something to think about. Thanks man.

7777777

dogcrash truther posted:

so...what's the thread consensus here...dude on top?

are you a top, or a bottom?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I prefer a backwards 69 where your butts rub against the back of your heads. sort of a dP, I guess.

cruft


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I prefer a backwards 69 where your butts rub against the back of your heads. sort of a dP, I guess.

Bloodfart McCoy

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I do enjoy it when I'm on top. I have the boner control.

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Nacho Destroyer posted:

i'm never gonna have sex

FTFY

FluffieDuckie

dogcrash truther posted:

so...what's the thread consensus here...dude on top?

i'm not going to agree with you, but i'm going to leave you to figure out the flaw in your plan. report back when you discover your error in logic. hint: it's geometry

cruft


FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm not going to agree with you, but i'm going to leave you to figure out the flaw in your plan. report back when you discover your error in logic. hint: it's geometry

What if the woman has really huge breasts and also the man has equally huge kneecaps

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It's that the woman in question isn't a cute, right?

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Sideways 69s are best anyway

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