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psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

I absolutely loathe the south by the way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYxXtKkqK4E

Almost as much as this guy.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:27

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Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Funny, you telling other folks not to breed. You seem to be getting cranky, that T production should be checked before your ruse starts to fail.

Everybody having a good time talking about waffles and your classist rear end gotta show up all "lol poors" "lol da souff." lame rear end bigot.

Yeah, but you're a poor juggalo embarrassment to society so maybe all your life choices, including your preferred breakfast establishment, are complete gently caress ups and should be made fun of?

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:30

Cyberball 2072: Feb 17, 2014; by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

Yeah, but you're a poor juggalo embarrassment to society so maybe all your life choices, including your preferred breakfast establishment, are complete gently caress ups and should be made fun of?

So you're not gonna finish that waffle? Whoop whoop ninja!

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:34

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Waffles are objectively better than pancakes.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:35

R-Type: Oct 10, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

This is where I go when I feel like beating people up at 3 am.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:39

Nog: May 15, 2006

i don't know why waffle house is open 24/7, they really only need to be open friday-sunday midnight to 5 AM to still get 90% of their business

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:45

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

ripped0ff posted:

i don't know why waffle house is open 24/7, they really only need to be open friday-sunday midnight to 5 AM to still get 90% of their business

i think this would blow their cover as the de facto open air meth market of america

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:47

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

ripped0ff posted:

i don't know why waffle house is open 24/7, they really only need to be open friday-sunday midnight to 5 AM to still get 90% of their business

Inbred worthless hill-folk need a constant availability of greasy poo poo food.

We dont need a hillbilly uprising...

Keep them pacified. :ohdear:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:48

Cyberball 2072: Feb 17, 2014; by Lowtax

genesplicer posted:

I love Waffle House. However, the clientele after midnight (particularly in Arizona) can generally be described as "cowboys and outpatients".

It's the best part, its like dinner and a show. There's something comforting in the universal regularity of the waffle house, the one in Tucson is just like the one in Mesa and that one is just like ones in NC or GA. Its like the oddest theme restaurant. A "Be Our Guest" for lowlifes.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:53

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Last time I went there the waitress just sat right down on the floor while taking our order, if it wasn't Waffle House I would have a problem with that.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:00

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Cyberball 2072 posted:

It's the best part, its like dinner and a show. There's something comforting in the universal regularity of the waffle house, the one in Tucson is just like the one in Mesa and that one is just like ones in NC or GA. Its like the oddest theme restaurant. A "Be Our Guest" for lowlifes.

I'm not sure if the "Please do not bring your guns inside our restaurant" sign is comforting or frightening.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:05

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Cyberball 2072 posted:

It's the best part, its like dinner and a show. There's something comforting in the universal regularity of the waffle house, the one in Tucson is just like the one in Mesa and that one is just like ones in NC or GA. Its like the oddest theme restaurant. A "Be Our Guest" for lowlifes.

So youre a lowlife.

Ok, got it.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:06

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

oobie'
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:21

JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

"I don't like Waffle House," is one of those red flag statements like "I hate dogs," or "I enjoy setting people's houses on fire." It's the equivalent of an animal being black and bright yellow or covered in spines; nature is telling you, "Do not touch, something is wrong with this creature and you'll regret getting near it."

WELL LET ME TELL YOU ***I*** WOULD NEVER EAT ANYTHING AS SOUL-SUCKINGLY HORRIFYING AS SCRAMBLED EGGS OR "HASHED BROWNS" OR WHATEVER THOSE CANCER PATTIES ARE CALLED FOR gently caress'S SAKE YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT YOURSELF WITH AN AIDS GUN AS DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT

# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:06

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Chinatown posted:

Go to a local independent diner thats probably infinitely better hth.

unless you live in the midwest where its nothing but chains then if so lol

lol you don't go to waffle house in the middle of the day

mom & pop places can suck my dick waffle house is great

# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:17

Namnesor: Jun 29, 2005; Dante's allowance - $100

This is one of the things that bums me out about living in California: no Waffle House. The only time I've ever been to one was on a near-cross-country drive back from Minnesota, and closing in on 1am, my friend and I decided to stop in at a Waffle House in Arizona. I can honestly say it's the only time I've ever had fun while in a restaurant, a word typically not ascribed to the restaurant experience.

Closest thing we have here is Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, and while the food is good and there's a nice soul kitchen charm, it's no post-midnight Waffle House.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:28

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

psyopmonkey posted:

Non-existent.

How much fried garbage food do you people need to consume in one sitting?

lol you loving pussy human being

# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:28

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

JonathonSpectre posted:

WELL LET ME TELL YOU ***I*** WOULD NEVER EAT ANYTHING AS SOUL-SUCKINGLY HORRIFYING AS SCRAMBLED EGGS OR "HASHED BROWNS" OR WHATEVER THOSE CANCER PATTIES ARE CALLED FOR gently caress'S SAKE YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT YOURSELF WITH AN AIDS GUN AS DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT

tbf they use a lot of that liquid butter stuff to cook everything with which gives off a weird taste

# ? Jul 3, 2014 11:09

Snodgrass Supreme: Nov 6, 2012

Waffle House was basically the only place I could find to eat drunk at 3 AM one christmas morning, waffle house owns

# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:11

Lamebot: Sep 8, 2005; ロボ顔菌～♡

Omi-Polari posted:

i cant read this if im plastered wtf

# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:58

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Snodgrass Supreme posted:

Waffle House was basically the only place I could find to eat drunk at 3 AM one christmas morning, waffle house owns

There's ihop if you're feeling fancy but thats more 3 am date instead of drunk as gently caress 3 am date

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:14

fuck. marry. t-rex: Jan 23, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

waffle house owns, 24hr diners own

ihop sux

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:18

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Home fries > hash browns

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:32

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Lamebot posted:

i cant read this if im plastered wtf

Just get the really big hash browns with jalapenos and cheese. It's what I do every time I'm walking home from the bar.

Some guy gave me half a bottle of wine in a Waffle House once.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:33

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Lamebot posted:

i cant read this if im plastered wtf

thats why they have pictures

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:34

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Y'all ever listen to the songs about Waffle House in the Waffle House jukebox?

https://www.wafflehouse.com/your-house/jukebox-favorites-volume-2

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:45

StdNormDist: May 2, 2010

Waffle House was the best place to study late at night in college. I chain smoked and drank a shitload of coffee, after it was glorious.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:47

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

vyst posted:

cracker barrel > waffle haus

nope

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:49

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

thinkin about that waffle house jukebox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfxBthfFkg

# ? Jul 3, 2014 15:00

SPACE HOMOS: Jan 12, 2005

The dirtier the waffle house the better the food. You'll know if your hashbrowns all the way are going to be good if the line cook is still smoking a cigarette over the griddle.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 15:01

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

don't mess around with waffle house cooks.

quote:

FULTON COUNTY, Ga. � A Waffle House cook accused of killing a customer told Channel 2 Action News why he fired the shot.

"I�m feeling threatened because the security guard, he�s not even talking. He�s not saying nothing. He just standing there not doing nothing," Quintavious Martin said.

Martin, a former Waffle House cook, said that he felt like his life was threatened several weeks ago at the restaurant on Fulton Industrial Boulevard where he worked.

He talked to Channel 2's Ryan Young on Monday.

Martin was charged with murder but has been released because of the Georgia�s "stand your ground" law.

Martin said the person he shot had been cursing at female waitresses. He threatened to return, Martin said.

�My intention was not to harm anybody,� Martin said. �I was trying to make money and live.

He said that he felt threatened but did not plan to shoot anyone. The reason he had a gun with him at work, Martin said, was because he had been robbed prior to the incident and had a shotgun pointed at his face.

Martin was fired and is not allowed back on the restaurant grounds, he said.

Martin�s lawyer said her firm investigated and found that security guards and the man who was killed may have had a shootout a year ago in the same parking lot.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/former-waffle-house-cook-speaks-out-after-shooting/ngWym/

# ? Jul 3, 2014 15:03

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

I like Denny's, but this is about Waffle House.

My friend told me something bad happens if you played the Waffle House song on the jukebox. Like everyone working there will hate you...

# ? Jul 3, 2014 15:15