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GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

haven't been to a waffle house since I got 86ed from one back in the late 90s. might be worth giving it another shot though

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Mons Hubris posted:

Y'all ever listen to the songs about Waffle House in the Waffle House jukebox?

https://www.wafflehouse.com/your-house/jukebox-favorites-volume-2

Came to post this. If you're not loading up the jukebox with Waffle House songs before diving into your steaming pile of good eatin', you're doing it wrong.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Omi-Polari posted:

don't mess around with waffle house cooks.

Wait why did a waffle house have a security guard?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
drat, two volumes of Waffle House songs.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
IHOP is better

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

vyst posted:

Wait why did a waffle house have a security guard?

ever been in a waffle house at 3am? I'm shocked they don't have police just parked outside.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Waffle House is pretty disappointing if you grew up in an area with decent food. Southerners just don't know any better and will defend it to the death. Their signature hash browns are poured frozen from a damned milk carton on to the grill.

The waffles are fine, I guess. If you don't mind nasty corn syrup "maple syrup' and margarine on them.

As far as drunk food, it is only alright. But as a drunk place to eat and hang out, it is A-loving-OK! The people watching there is the best.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Waffle House should serve yuengling, lonestar, or Pbr depending on geographic location. It should be somewhere between lukewarm and ice cold, almost warm enough to warm your throat from the alcohol.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
love me some waffle house, food is really good at sobering me up for more drinking

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Prime Waffle House memory: A man telling the waitress "what Rocky was to Philadelphia, I am to the south." (this was in Ohio)

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

vyst posted:

Wait why did a waffle house have a security guard?

why doesnt yours?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

BKPR posted:

Prime Waffle House memory: A man telling the waitress "what Rocky was to Philadelphia, I am to the south." (this was in Ohio)

I was telling the truth dude!

Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007

I have never been in a Waffle House. My life is clearly lacking something.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMPACKQvXFM

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



forbidden lesbian posted:

why doesnt yours?

I go to Perkins for my late night meals.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Waffle House crew, reporting

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

vyst posted:

I go to Perkins for my late night meals.

Perkins is cool since around 4AM they do a changing of the guards where the drunk people leave and a bunch of 80 year olds come in to drink coffee.

Gunuku
Sep 26, 2007

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.
Lipstick Apathy
waffle house owns. atlanta owns. once i was hella drunk at a waho and i asked my waitress out then decided to roll with it and during the date she told me not to worry about her ex husband who was in jail for murder but getting out soon and that's my coolest waffle house story.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Waffle House owns. I look forward to a big plate of hashbrowns and a Texas bacon cheesesteak every time I go back to the south

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Ihop is about 30 billion times better than the woofle haus

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Alexzandvar posted:

Ihop is about 30 billion times better than the woofle haus

Go gently caress yourself. IHOP is the most bland tasting poo poo, I rather have a cook at waffle house serve me an ashtray.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

SPACE HOMOS posted:

Go gently caress yourself. IHOP is the most bland tasting poo poo, I rather have a cook at waffle house serve me an ashtray.

I'm sorry I don't like my waffles in radioactive waste form.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Rhymenoserous posted:

ever been in a waffle house at 3am? I'm shocked they don't have police just parked outside.

the good ones do

also nobody goes to waffle house for the food :cmon:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

comes along bort posted:

the good ones do

also nobody goes to waffle house for the food :cmon:

What do they go to Waffle House for? :ohdear:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

comes along bort posted:

also nobody goes to waffle house for the food :cmon:
world*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcHPFxOS47A

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

What do they go to Waffle House for? :ohdear:

the paid actors that work there and put on the most elaborate show at 3am.

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

The Dregs posted:

Waffle House is pretty disappointing if you grew up in an area with decent food. Southerners just don't know any better and will defend it to the death. Their signature hash browns are poured frozen from a damned milk carton on to the grill.

The waffles are fine, I guess. If you don't mind nasty corn syrup "maple syrup' and margarine on them.

As far as drunk food, it is only alright. But as a drunk place to eat and hang out, it is A-loving-OK! The people watching there is the best.
quoting an idiot

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

If you are drunk just get hashbrowns and coffee.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

vyst posted:

Wait why did a waffle house have a security guard?

If you live in a crappy enough neighborhood, even Rite Aid and the cut-rate grocery store have security guards standing inside the front door

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

You know you can put more than one image in a post right?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SPACE HOMOS posted:

You know you can put more than one image in a post right?

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Yep keep on adding to your post count with your wedding photos.

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug

Omi-Polari posted:

Waffle House: makes even white people go ratchet crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyrxN8owb0E

all of these white girls look exactly the same

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Im calling PETA. Livestock shouldnt be forced into human clothes and especially shouldnt be smoking.

Total animal cruelty.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



is this the fat is beautiful thread?

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
No. It's the saturated fat it beautiful thread.

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