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vyst posted:is this the fat is beautiful thread? This is the "down south you ain't get laid after leaving bar at 2am and are lookin to kick it with some authentic white trash and some mothafucka hood rats too" thread
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 19:55 |
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vyst posted:I go to Perkins for my late night meals. our perkins has a security guard dont' be so sanctimonious
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:09 |
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The only time I was in a waffle house was in 1996 when I saw phish at Hamptom colisuem and took 4 hits of acid and went to Waffle House and I can't believe I made it through the experience the staff was remarkable at like 3 am - the restaurant was absolutely disgusting with water coming our of the bathroom and the glasses were dirty and I dont even remember the food - and I drew this fantastic triptych on the back of a napkin with a ball point pen that represented birth, life and decay in the modern context. But I lost that napkin sadly. Then I drove 5 people back to Washington DC while tripping and somehow lived.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:16 |
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large (that is the medium size) hash browns all the way. the waitress asks if you want chili or gravy, you say yes. it's a goddamn guaranteed hangover cure, if you can survive it. don't waste it on your garden variety headache. this is the nuclear option. save it for the 'just got divorced' or 'my seeing eye dog died' style drinking binges. also gently caress all you haters waffle house best house
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:44 |
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waffle house: it's a fun place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx21Fv12UDk
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:01 |
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TOO MANY RULES
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:03 |
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This rich kid from highschool (but otherwise kinda rednecky) ended up working at waffle house after college at their corporate office and now he's like manager of brand exposure or some other made up corporate title. Needless to say, he rolling in that hash brown money.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:08 |
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And I live in that 'Burj Dubai' looking area of the map in the OP
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:09 |
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I straight up want chicken and waffles right now
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:25 |
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This thread needs more chili cheese hashbrowns
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:26 |
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ElGroucho posted:This thread needs more chili cheese hashbrowns nah tho
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:27 |
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ElGroucho posted:This thread needs more chili cheese hashbrowns how the gently caress is this food. burn the south to the ground, sherman was right
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:28 |
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I honestly feel bad for people that don't have a shitton of 24hr burrito places and are forced to eat poo poo food from some dumb Denney's or a waffle house at 4 am. Your lives must just be terrible. You should move. You idiots in Arizona need be especially ashamed because you actually do have those and you choose not to eat there.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:30 |
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Hobohemian posted:I honestly feel bad for people that don't have a shitton of 24hr burrito places and are forced to eat poo poo food from some dumb Denney's or a waffle house at 4 am. Your lives must just be terrible. You should move. You idiots in Arizona need be especially ashamed because you actually do have those and you choose not to eat there.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:33 |
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Hobohemian posted:I honestly feel bad for people that don't have a shitton of 24hr burrito places and are forced to eat poo poo food from some dumb Denney's or a waffle house at 4 am. Your lives must just be terrible. You should move. You idiots in Arizona need be especially ashamed because you actually do have those and you choose not to eat there. Burritos, spoken like another Californian. Unless those burritos are from mother loving Burritos Cristosomo, stick that burrito in your poop-hole buddy This is drunk food country :wafflehouse:
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:34 |
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taqueria el taco loco in the inner mission is my jawn
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:38 |
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Hobohemian posted:I honestly feel bad for people that don't have a shitton of 24hr burrito places and are forced to eat poo poo food from some dumb Denney's or a waffle house at 4 am. Your lives must just be terrible. You should move. You idiots in Arizona need be especially ashamed because you actually do have those and you choose not to eat there. Come on man, the meat they use for burritos is mostly horse assholes
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:44 |
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ElGroucho posted:This thread needs more chili cheese hashbrowns Thats absolutely disgusting, and it smells like poo poo too. One of the guys I knew when I was in Augusta ate that once. Once. Glass sheet the entire south.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:51 |
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Pour your frozen potato bits on the grill. Add a ladle of yellow grease. Slice of american cheese. Jalapenos from a can. Add a mess of chili on top. (the chili is actually pretty tasty, though) This is what Southerners think of when they think of fine breakfast food. I am not lying they actually believe this is the best breakfast around. Waffle Houses are packed with families every weekend morning.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 22:52 |
The Dregs posted:Pour your frozen potato bits on the grill. yeah that slop is delicious, are you done with yours?
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:41 |
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Iron Crowned posted:You ever had Waffle House pussy? yes actually wait, an employee or another patron
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:20 |
You should stick to the breakfast menu and not commit armed robbery there, but it looks like we're mostly in agreement on these points.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:45 |
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ElGroucho posted:This thread needs more chili cheese hashbrowns Order hash browns with everything on it.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:52 |
if you don't like waffle house then go back to communist russia or china or whatever african shithole gently caress you
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:57 |
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Where's the most north-eastern Waffle House? Are they pussies like Krispy Kreme and don't dare spread to the North?
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:58 |
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redshirt posted:Where's the most north-eastern Waffle House? It's not that the chain is made up of pussies, it's that the north is full of sissies who can't handle stumbling into a restaurant at 4am in a haze edit: I have NEVER been to waffle house sober, and the food there owns
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:01 |
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The Dregs posted:Waffle House is pretty disappointing if you grew up in an area with decent food. Southerners just don't know any better and will defend it to the death. Their signature hash browns are poured frozen from a damned milk carton on to the grill. lollin' @ this since even a mediocre bbq joint can make you beaucoup bucks up north
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:02 |
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If you can't crawl your way in to a Waffle House and share a cup of coffee with a methed out hooker and a dude who just got out of jail Then brother, you ain't getting the full American experience
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:03 |
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Alberto Basalm posted:It's not that the chain is made up of pussies, it's that the north is full of sissies who can't handle stumbling into a restaurant at 4am in a haze It sounds like northerners act like adults and dont stumble into disgusting shitholes to eat crap food... Keep being disgusting American south! I need your slovenly lifestyle to fund my 2nd pension.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:05 |
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ElGroucho posted:This thread needs more chili cheese hashbrowns how far do you have to let yourself go for that to look good
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:07 |
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psyopmonkey posted:It sounds like northerners act like adults and dont stumble into disgusting shitholes to eat crap food... being an "adult" is no fun so the south keeps it real and is the drinkingest and smokingest place around edit: ZombieParts posted:how far do you have to let yourself go for that to look good about 6 or 7 shots
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:07 |
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ZombieParts posted:how far do you have to let yourself go for that to look good This is what I eat on Sundays after a 6 mile run Carbs motherfucker
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:08 |
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redshirt posted:Where's the most north-eastern Waffle House?
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:08 |
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Alberto Basalm posted:being an "adult" is no fun so the south keeps it real and is the drinkingest and smokingest place around case in point: the most economic way to get completely shitfaced in no time at all
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:09 |
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Robo Reagan posted:case in point: Im missing 12hours out of my memory/life in Fayettenam, NC due to that poo poo. That liquid is brain cleanser...
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:11 |
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2 shots of everclear and some hawaiian punch makes for a good night!!
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:12 |
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psyopmonkey posted:It sounds like northerners act like adults and dont stumble into disgusting shitholes to eat crap food... lovely food knows no geographic boundaries
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:12 |
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LOL "home of the garbage plate" is that for real
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:12 |
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yankees will never understand waffle house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rUe0TlP5wI and i'm ok with that
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:14 |
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Alberto Basalm posted:LOL "home of the garbage plate" is that for real http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Tahou_Hots
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