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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


no judgments here, but if you enjoy the sensation of a thing in your anus, stretching your butthole and stimulating all those nerves, you might be gay, and prefer rear end stimulation by either a dildo or a man cock

have you considered this? i only ask to explore your own sexuality in re butthole stimulation



Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I hate millennials, social media, and gamer culture more and more every day.

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Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

You might be, but you also might not be. Really made me think, OP. Thanks.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


im gay

Winter Fresh
Oct 31, 2011


you might be gay if you post on the something awful forums. you might also not be gay.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


im just trying to expose latent gays to the idea that they are gay



Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I hate millennials, social media, and gamer culture more and more every day.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002



THS posted:

im gay

literally half your posts

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


Ramsus posted:

literally half your posts

literally? no. figuratively? yea maybe

ThePutty
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."



the old one was better

ThePutty fucked around with this message at Jul 3, 2014 around 06:15

Winter Fresh
Oct 31, 2011


Light-Bearer posted:

im just trying to expose latent gays to the idea that they are gay

i could beat you in any 1 on 1 combat situation

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008



The idea of a fat, juicy, plump cock is not appealing to me OP

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007

I


I like a little butt hole rubbing. Does that make me a gay.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

Misread as cosplay

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007

I


Your definitely gay if you cosplay

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

Don't make me Ponder this pick, Ricky

makes u think

Carver Crisis
Oct 4, 2006

Surrender your gooch.

THS posted:

im gay
proud of u

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009



I love how nonplussed this dude is.


"Uuugh. I think I've got the power. Again."

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


he could ramrod a butthole and not even care



Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I hate millennials, social media, and gamer culture more and more every day.

Seizure Robot
Sep 3, 2003

The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With.'

Winter Fresh posted:

you might be gay if you post on the something awful forums. you might also not be gay.

yeah youre probably gay though

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



I think I'd probably enjoy butt stuff more if I had a prostate

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


i for one like stimulation of my cum gland

am i gay because of that? idgaf



Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I hate millennials, social media, and gamer culture more and more every day.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.


I microwaved a thick carrot once and stuck it up my rear end then jerked off once. It was just so-so, nothing special. Pro tip: don't nuke the carrot too long.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


why is assplay considered gay

how come homosexuals get to claim assplay as their sole domain wtf is that

it feels good, whether it's gay or not is determined by the gender of the person playing with your rear end

loving homophobes

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Moridin920 posted:

why is assplay considered gay

how come homosexuals get to claim assplay as their sole domain wtf is that

it feels good, whether it's gay or not is determined by the gender of the person playing with your rear end

loving homophobes

List all the things you have put in your butt itt.

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat


If you don't want to dress up as the master of the universe, he-man, then you are gay. No ifs ands or buts

e: butts

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Butts are primarily designed for pooping.

Any other use voids warranty.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!


there's an equal chance that op is not gay, but still an rear end hole

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003

All right, all right, spare me your life's story.


redshirt posted:

Butts are primarily designed for pooping.

Any other use voids warranty.

does this include using to create caricatures of richard nixon

Rasmussen
Aug 5, 2003
Faking it since 1978.

You say it like it's a binary thing.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Neurosis posted:

does this include using to create caricatures of richard nixon

It certainly would if you filed an injury claim from your Nixon caricature.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

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Rasmussen posted:

You say it like it's a binary thing.

poop notpoop notpoop poop notpoop poop poop poop

That's my birthdate in rear end-binary

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



redshirt posted:

Butts are primarily designed for pooping.

Any other use voids warranty.

These butts are made for pooping
And that's just what they'll do
And one of these days these butts are gonna

Disco Infiva
Oct 14, 2013



I never imagined He-Man could be any gayer, but there it is.

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003



it's spelled "coldplay" op

LtSmash
Dec 18, 2005

Will we next create false gods to rule over us? How proud we have become, and how blind.

-Sister Miriam Godwinson,
"We Must Dissent"



Moridin920 posted:

why is assplay considered gay

how come homosexuals get to claim assplay as their sole domain wtf is that

it feels good, whether it's gay or not is determined by the gender of the person playing with your rear end

loving homophobes

Its all part of the homosexual agenda. We started with dick sucking and now its assplay and that's pretty much in the bag. Have you heard that washing your hands after pooping is super gay? Because that's going to be next so get ready to see that all over the liberal media we control. Slowly we will take more and more until breeders have nothing left at all. Not even having sex with women.

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


With all the "x = gay" threads, It's starting to look like it's time to start a "how to tell if you're straight" thread.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by Ralp


im furri

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


LtSmash posted:

Its all part of the homosexual agenda. We started with dick sucking and now its assplay and that's pretty much in the bag. Have you heard that washing your hands after pooping is super gay? Because that's going to be next so get ready to see that all over the liberal media we control. Slowly we will take more and more until breeders have nothing left at all. Not even having sex with women.

tl;dr babies are gay

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

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onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013


cocks are delicious you fags dnt know what ur missin

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