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I forgot to put gold bond on my nuts today before work and now I'm sweating it out for another 6 hours with some serious swamp crotch. My coworkers probably think I have ants in my pants as I can't stop adjusting my stickyass sack. Post your favorite gold bond uses/swampass/crotch stories here
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Jul 3, 2014 08:46
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Just got some last week after another goon recommended it. How are you supposed to apply it without it going everywhere please help tia
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Jul 3, 2014 08:49
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either stand naked over your toilet while you dip your nuts into a handful or do it with pants already on and standing in the bathtub. I prefer the latter method because then you get extra residual bond in your pants' crotch zone to soak up moisture all day long otherwise your gf/partner will endlessly complain about the goldbond you leave on the floor/rug/whatever
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Jul 3, 2014 08:52
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Is this a balls only product or is a goon supposed to apply this to rear end cracks also
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Jul 3, 2014 08:58
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Bond, Gold Bond.
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Jul 3, 2014 08:59
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I only use it on balls and feet but feel free to apply to whatever part of your bod gets sweaty, crack included! It'll knock your swampass right out, and as a bonus if you fart after putting it on you'll generate a minty-smelling cloud! (this is conjecture I have not actually tried this) might make your butthole tingly too if you put enough down there
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Jul 3, 2014 09:01
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I do not recommend you invest in Gold bonds. Gold price still has a significant potential downside and gold bonds are not as a useful as physical gold for when SHTF. Maybe look into investment grade coins?
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Jul 3, 2014 09:03
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I think it's dangerous Now you can't tell a paedophile in a nursery
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Jul 3, 2014 09:05
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I thought gold bond was an anti itch powder for old people. Are you guys old people. This crap is gross.
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Jul 3, 2014 09:32
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VelociBacon posted:Is this a balls only product or is a goon supposed to apply this to rear end cracks also
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Jul 3, 2014 10:42
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changed my life op. ball and rear end sweat is a serious problem for manly hunks of testosterone like me
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Jul 3, 2014 12:10
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Reginald Bathwater posted:changed my life op. ball and rear end sweat is a serious problem for manly hunks of testosterone like me When you say hunk of testosterone you actually mean pile of lard, right?
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Jul 3, 2014 12:34
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obviously. i am posting on the something awful dot com forums
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Jul 3, 2014 13:05
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:either stand naked over your toilet while you dip your nuts into a handful or do it with pants already on and standing in the bathtub. I prefer the latter method because then you get extra residual bond in your pants' crotch zone to soak up moisture all day long protip right here let that poo poo coat every surface of your sweaty genital coverings question: is mentholated powder a joy only men can experience? taking a cold shower and turning my dick into a kool cigarette feels amazing but i bet it burns vaginas
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Jul 3, 2014 13:30
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Sorry op, sweaty balls are a condition of my continued employment here at urban outfitters
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Jul 3, 2014 13:33
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MOOBS! posted:protip right here let that poo poo coat every surface of your sweaty genital coverings your av is really distracting in a bad way
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Jul 3, 2014 13:38
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Skeleton King posted:your av is really distracting if you cant look me in the eyes maybe you should grow up
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Jul 3, 2014 13:39
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your headlights are on
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Jul 3, 2014 14:44
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MOOBS! posted:if you cant look me in the eyes maybe you should grow up i cant im worried about getting stabbed
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Jul 3, 2014 18:37
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lol if you havent adblocked moobs avatar by now or just blocked him
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Jul 3, 2014 18:41
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you should see a doctor about your sweaty balls OP
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Jul 3, 2014 18:47
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deez nutz don't sweat because underpants are for suckers
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Jul 3, 2014 18:59
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This product ameliorates swamp rear end better IMO: http://www.antimonkeybutt.com
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Jul 3, 2014 19:05
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"Gold Bond is like a breath mint for your balls."
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Jul 3, 2014 19:27
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