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Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TwZvx00BAM

Masao has not posted a video for 2 years. Did his rotten toilet finally collapse taking the house with it? Did he die of the illness he mentioned in his last few videos? Has he gone on to become a Michelin starred chef? We may never know. RIP Masao.

PYF masao vids and facts, apparently masao canon is that he's actually a wealthy lawyer with 3 houses who speaks multiple languages and just chooses to live like a mentally ill alcoholic who doesn't know what egg whites are and who wants to gently caress his sister.

You can watch all the masao videos at Parthenocarpy's backup channel and Masao's new channel but heres a sample

Cooking Hotdogs and Peaches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

Coconut Bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 10:13

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:50

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

ashgromnies posted:

agreed, OP wanted a thread like the Uli thread

instead he have us this piece of poo poo. masao hasn't been around for years. what's there to post about? at least Uli is active.

you might be overthinking this i.e. actually i was bored at work and watching masao videos

here have some premium masao content which people might not have seen: http://masaohf.atspace.com/
some stories about politics and uhhhh incest

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 14:55

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

i don;t know why someone resurrected this thread but ok, i'll share this video which has two of my favourite masao delusions
1. cooking is time travel
2. everything should melt. everything. grapes. ~~peanuts~~ almonds. eggshells. if they don't then the fact is they are breaking the law of physics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov9lGZLr1Qo

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 15:36

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

Rambling Robot posted:

ERROR - Masaokis sister status is UNKNOWN

This is not entirely true, we know for a fact that Masao also wants to give his sister the love cannon.

Masao last posted on the hockey forums on the 12th, so he is not dead!. He has a wife apparently (somehow???), but he hasn't posted much else of interest, it's mostly about actual hockey.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 09:39

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

parthenocarpy, are you in contact with masao at all any more? Also, what's your opinion on his short stories

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 08:18

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

And you all said this thread was useless because he hadn't posted in two years :colbert:

i am happy about this, pleaes help me badger this possibly mentally ill youtube man into making videos, everyone

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 12:37

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:50

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

This is the best christmas present :allears:

First video was alright, second video is classic Masao. I was gagging after five minutes at the 'defrosted' chicken in the revolting bathroom sink, and just wiping his hands off on his clothes after fishing around in the pot of raw chicken juice. I'm glad he's alive and seems OK after his previous health problems, I just have no idea HOW he's alive and OK.

Also in chicken video we see him wearing an outfit other than crocs/pajama pants, which is pretty unusual

# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 02:45

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