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Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013


How many of us have been oppressed by the normal people of the society we've been dreadfully forced live into, because of our differences in our interests in video games, manga, LARPing and living in mom's basement? Do we not feel hunger when we crave cheese doodles and mountain dews? Do we not yearn for a sexual partner each night we slip into bed with an anime doll? Do we not feel dedicated to austicially defend an obscurd television show, video games or comic books?

I dream of a society where I will never be ridiculed for being a Boba Fett fanboy. I dream of a society where bronies can co-exists with other nerds. I envision a world in which we can go to movie theatersto watch a film written not by hollywood sheeples, but by fanboys. Could you see yourself one day watching a legitimate Samus vs Master Chief film? This is a reality only possible in a Gooniliphate.

I can promise you that with your support of this envisioned society, that you will never have to excercise a day in your life. I can promise you it will be only a neckbeard male only society. I can promise you we can procreate through the use of artifical inseminations into artifical wombs. That's right fellow goons, for the first time in a human society, we would be the first to no longer depend on females for the survival of the goone race. You will no longer experiences social anxieties because the source of our problem, women, have been eliminated.


Grab your nintendo laser gun, pack on your super surged mountain dews and cheese doodles rations. We are going to reclaim what is rightfully ours.

Who is ready?

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
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Can I be the evil chancellor?

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013


Morkyz posted:

Can I be the evil chancellor?

Are you willing to be a puppet?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
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Hingehead posted:

Are you willing to be a puppet?

No, as the evil chancellor everyone else would be my puppet, thats the whole point.

gigawhite
Jul 4, 2005


this poo poo is too high concept for me

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003


This is pretty 2005 m8

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014




This should be posted in GiP

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


This is an idea worth killing for, worth...dieing for.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012
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Some one kick start the purchase of a office building or other large building some where lovely where everything is cheap.

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014




This thread needs gay homo jihadists to post dicks

Paging Roboshit/Biff

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
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WE ARE ISyphilIS

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


The most hated enemy of any goon is a slightly different goon, so I don't think this will work.

Cender
Sep 24, 2004



Blurry Gray Thing posted:

The most hated enemy of any goon is a slightly different goon, so I don't think this will work.

That's exactly why it will work.

Crunk Magnet
Feb 19, 2004
Poop Soup

Sorry, I am already on my way to Islamic State to build mud huts for Islam, inshallah.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
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Crunk Magnet posted:

Sorry, I am already on my way to Islamic State to build mud huts for Islam, inshallah.

At least you'll be out of your mom's basement for a few weeks.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012
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I'd kinda like to see a town that was nothing but basements no above ground structures, except a couple 7-11's and a denny's.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
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Would the mods be the Imams and Lowtax be the Grand Ayatollah?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004


no
#notallgoons

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


whats the goon kaaba

Ron Darling
May 27, 2004


if a game such as zybourne clock collapsed within two weeks, a gooniliphate would collapse faster, with each goon creating their own faction and fighting against the others

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012



Fandyien posted:

whats the goon kaaba

the sound I make when I blow into my gf's pussy.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012
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Ron Darling posted:

if a game such as zybourne clock collapsed within two weeks, a gooniliphate would collapse faster, with each goon creating their own faction and fighting against the others

we can unite goons long enough to drive away the populations of all bordering towns.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


Fandyien posted:

whats the goon kaaba

Original "Doom House" DVD signed by Fragmaster, Lowtax and the Mega64 boys.

Ron Darling
May 27, 2004


dontcareaboutname posted:

we can unite goons long enough to drive away the populations of all bordering towns.

we wouldn't even need weapons because the smell alone would do that

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013


The Taint Reaper posted:

the sound I make when I blow into my gf's pussy.


You are an infidel. We do not allow women in our society. Off with your dick.

FadingChord
Apr 18, 2009

$CAMMIN


Ron Darling posted:

if a game such as zybourne clock collapsed within two weeks, a gooniliphate would collapse faster, with each goon creating their own faction and fighting against the others

So basically the Syrian Civil War?

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005



My replica of sting has cheeto dispel IV enchantment. Only if I can be the beheader.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
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Ninja Taliban Woman - a goon brought up by Gurkha Ninjas, she's the Gurkha in the Burka, suicide bombing Fedora stores and magically regenerating after, to bomb another day

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013


dontcareaboutname posted:

we can unite goons long enough to drive away the populations of all bordering towns.


To achieve this, we must borrow money from our moms and grandmothers, then we purchase properties in a chosen town, elect our town officals, deprive our enemies of needed resources and educations. Then when they are at their weakest, we shrill at them with our assburger behaviors and body stench. The sight of a neckbeard alone will be enough to cause our foes to fled in terror.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013


SirEvelynTremble posted:

Ninja Taliban Woman - a goon brought up by Gurkha Ninjas, she's the Gurkha in the Burka, suicide bombing Fedora stores and magically regenerating after, to bomb another day

Why would you bomb fedora stores when in fact Fedoras are a staple goon fashion?

Hingehead fucked around with this message at Jul 7, 2014 around 06:23

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




dangan-ronpa samus

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004
I, Racist

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Would the mods be the Imams and Lowtax be the Grand Ayatollah?

Lowtax would be the Gooniph.

Ron Darling
May 27, 2004


FadingChord posted:

So basically the Syrian Civil War?

with more katanas and mt. dew ice bombs but basically yeah

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012
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Hingehead posted:

To achieve this, we must borrow money from our moms and grandmothers, then we purchase properties in a chosen town, elect our town officals, deprive our enemies of needed resources and educations. Then when they are at their weakest, we shrill at them with our assburger behaviors and body stench. The sight of a neckbeard alone will be enough to cause our foes to fled in terror.

just kick start the purchase of a building, have it cleared for section 8, disability and food stamps, get a goon lawyer to get people into every program. Kick out all non goon professionals from the town make our own grass roots political party. Then slowly estroy all surrounding towns.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013


dontcareaboutname posted:

I'd kinda like to see a town that was nothing but basements no above ground structures, except a couple 7-11's and a denny's.


It'll look like Afghanistan and Yemen basically. A goon nation can rivals the Taliban and Al Qaeda's shithole mountain bases.

Hingehead fucked around with this message at Jul 7, 2014 around 06:23

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012
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why not do what that one goon did and just buy a useless piece of land, all people would need would be some shovels and ply wood to make homes.

Ron Darling
May 27, 2004


dontcareaboutname posted:

why not do what that one goon did and just buy a useless piece of land, all people would need would be some shovels and ply wood to make homes.

grover is the head builder?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012
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Basements with some wood supports.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013


I've decided what our World Empire Conquest Flag will look like when we lay waste to our first city/town.









This is our war cry. This is the face of terror we will soon unleash on the nonbelievers. This is the face that represents the pains we've endured for decades under the torment of the normal people.


La Ilowtax ilLowtax wa Aatrekan rasulillowtax!


TAKBHIR!

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
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I want to issue our first fatwa against Justin Bieber for making drug & drink driving uncool

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