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How many of us have been oppressed by the normal people of the society we've been dreadfully forced live into, because of our differences in our interests in video games, manga, LARPing and living in mom's basement? Do we not feel hunger when we crave cheese doodles and mountain dews? Do we not yearn for a sexual partner each night we slip into bed with an anime doll? Do we not feel dedicated to austicially defend an obscurd television show, video games or comic books? I dream of a society where I will never be ridiculed for being a Boba Fett fanboy. I dream of a society where bronies can co-exists with other nerds. I envision a world in which we can go to movie theatersto watch a film written not by hollywood sheeples, but by fanboys. Could you see yourself one day watching a legitimate Samus vs Master Chief film? This is a reality only possible in a Gooniliphate. I can promise you that with your support of this envisioned society, that you will never have to excercise a day in your life. I can promise you it will be only a neckbeard male only society. I can promise you we can procreate through the use of artifical inseminations into artifical wombs. That's right fellow goons, for the first time in a human society, we would be the first to no longer depend on females for the survival of the goone race. You will no longer experiences social anxieties because the source of our problem, women, have been eliminated. Grab your nintendo laser gun, pack on your super surged mountain dews and cheese doodles rations. We are going to reclaim what is rightfully ours. Who is ready?
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Morkyz posted:Can I be the evil chancellor? Are you willing to be a puppet?
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The Taint Reaper posted:the sound I make when I blow into my gf's pussy. You are an infidel. We do not allow women in our society. Off with your dick.
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dontcareaboutname posted:we can unite goons long enough to drive away the populations of all bordering towns. To achieve this, we must borrow money from our moms and grandmothers, then we purchase properties in a chosen town, elect our town officals, deprive our enemies of needed resources and educations. Then when they are at their weakest, we shrill at them with our assburger behaviors and body stench. The sight of a neckbeard alone will be enough to cause our foes to fled in terror.
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Ninja Taliban Woman - a goon brought up by Gurkha Ninjas, she's the Gurkha in the Burka, suicide bombing Fedora stores and magically regenerating after, to bomb another day Why would you bomb fedora stores when in fact Fedoras are a staple goon fashion? Hingehead fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:I'd kinda like to see a town that was nothing but basements no above ground structures, except a couple 7-11's and a denny's. It'll look like Afghanistan and Yemen basically. A goon nation can rivals the Taliban and Al Qaeda's shithole mountain bases. Hingehead fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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I've decided what our World Empire Conquest Flag will look like when we lay waste to our first city/town.  This is our war cry. This is the face of terror we will soon unleash on the nonbelievers. This is the face that represents the pains we've endured for decades under the torment of the normal people. La Ilowtax ilLowtax wa Aatrekan rasulillowtax! TAKBHIR!
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Parallax Scroll posted:lets put our base in reform alabama. we already spent a bunch of money upgrading the economy there I agree. We can merge the south's fried foods into our goonation as the staple food for all goons.
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Your LARPing skills are essential requirements if you are to commit Goonihad for a greater cause.
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Talmonis posted:We can base our economy on Cheeto dust. Get to work on Dust currency values. Do also note we will stage a coup d'etat at this year's San Diego Comic Con. We will rally all the nerds there while we also stations a garrison for our LARP-Troopers' during their legal occupation of the city at the convention center. Unlimited Nacho cheese and mountian dew surge beverages will be supplied to the current residents of San Diego, anyone who fails to comply with the constitutions of the Marvel-D.C Laws will be subjected to visual deprivations with the use of 24/7 viewings of the Star Wars Holiday Special; (Protocol dictates that The holiday special is one of the most known abdomination to all nerds worldwide and is to be only use in extreme case of torture to combat civil disobediences and otherwise.) *UPDATE* - A national atheme for Goonation has been selected. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeyUb2uvOv8
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