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if you cant handle drinking on the reg your prolly just a pussy beta.
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it makes strong men into cowards
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Jul 3, 2014 20:54
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it's more of a lifestyle
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Jul 3, 2014 20:55
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ansel autisms posted:on the reg
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Jul 3, 2014 20:56
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more like a drinking solution.
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neither is being black *slam dunks another sick edgy burn*
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Jul 3, 2014 20:56
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Real-deal alcoholics are impressive.
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Jul 3, 2014 20:57
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all of the alcoholics I've met are pitiable, unattractive people and it's obvious that their disease factored in to that
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I.C. posted:Real-deal alcoholics are depressive.
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Thank you op, thank you.
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Jul 3, 2014 21:02
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I like driving drunk and I cannot lie you other alkies can't deny that when the key falls out on your second or third try and the windshield breaks your thigh you gonna fly
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Jul 3, 2014 21:03
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i drive drunk better than i do sober
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Jul 3, 2014 21:04
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Drad_Bert posted:I like driving drunk and I cannot lie gently caress you shut the gently caress up
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Jul 3, 2014 21:05
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Lean back Soft grip It's easy! Eyes on the yellow line Don't force the wheel We'll all get home fine I'm a pro for real
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Jul 3, 2014 21:05
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alcoholism is a choice welp see ya
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Jul 3, 2014 21:06
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i like to drink my pee
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Jul 3, 2014 21:06
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I drink o'dools bc I avoid alcohols
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Jul 3, 2014 21:07
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I.C. posted:Real-deal alcoholics are impressive. You're using hyperbole for comedic effect, I assume. There are many degrees of alcoholism. Admittedly there's a place on that spectrum that IS pretty cool. However, the worst alcoholics are basically zombies. Witness the bums chugging mouthwash in a park for the final end road of alcoholism.
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redshirt posted:You're using hyperbole for comedic effect, I assume. How does that not kill someone? Isn't it denatured alcohol or some poo poo?
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Jul 3, 2014 21:11
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Hobohemian posted:How does that not kill someone? Isn't it denatured alcohol or some poo poo? yeah totes. we give our children denatured alcohol to swish around in their mouths, making sure they do not swallow any
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Jul 3, 2014 21:11
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Cucking Mama posted:all of the alcoholics I've met are pitiable, unattractive people and it's obvious that their disease factored in to that yeah pretty much but as mentioned it depends on what you're saying alcoholics are. weekend drinking -> drinking a couple beers after a long days work daily -> drinking shots after work, passing out in front of the tv -> sneaking a drink at work and it's only 10am what the gently caress are you doing -> lost everything, living on the streets chugging mouthwash and incapable of speaking without slurring the last one is pretty much the absolute worst but you're pretty much there if you've been drinking at work. i don't think having a couple beers after work every day is bad but some people may deem that an alcoholic.
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Jul 3, 2014 21:12
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deeply uncomfortable itt
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ansel autisms posted:yeah totes. we give our children denatured alcohol to swish around in their mouths, making sure they do not swallow any You're not supposed to give children mouthwash in the first place. There is literally a warning on the bottle telling you as much.
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Xaris posted:yeah pretty much but as mentioned it depends on what you're saying alcoholics are. I'm still at the loveable funguy stage myself
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Jul 3, 2014 21:15
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i drink 2 or 3 at business lunches usually a half bottle of wine at least with dinner and a fifth of bourbon on the weekends but never anything before noon i mean are you crazy? also i have this bloating and a pain in my belly like, a bit under my right ribcage
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nomadologique posted:deeply uncomfortable itt life is deeply uncomfortable.
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Jul 3, 2014 21:32
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nomadologique posted:i drink 2 or 3 at business lunches usually a half bottle of wine at least with dinner and a fifth of bourbon on the weekends but never anything before noon i mean are you crazy? also i have this bloating and a pain in my belly like, a bit under my right ribcage Try hitting your diaphragm really hard until you burp and do rising cobra stretches for your back, also antacids
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unlimited shrimp posted:alcoholism is a choice welp see ya IT'S A CHILD NOT A CHOICE
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Jul 3, 2014 21:41
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ansel autisms posted:if you cant handle drinking on the reg your prolly just a pussy beta. finally! finally someone brave to say it!! thank you op, life changing thread 
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Jul 3, 2014 21:57
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From like October to the middle of December of last year my drinking had got to the point where I was going to work hung over and mixing vodka with water and drinking it while working, then driving home. It culminated with me driving home and being hit by a (sober) dude and I was subsequently arrested and charged with my 2nd DWI. The charge was dropped on a technicality but I haven't drank since 12/14/13 and I'm much healthier and don't shake like a crack baby any more. I smoke cigarettes more than ever.
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im pooping! posted:From like October to the middle of December of last year my drinking had got to the point where I was going to work hung over and mixing vodka with water and drinking it while working, then driving home. It culminated with me driving home and being hit by a (sober) dude and I was subsequently arrested and charged with my 2nd DWI. The charge was dropped on a technicality but I haven't drank since 12/14/13 and I'm much healthier and don't shake like a crack baby any more. I smoke cigarettes more than ever. same
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nomadologique posted:deeply uncomfortable itt My favorite Robin Williams joke ever (not a high bar I know): "Every alcoholic in the world sounds like this--'oh poor me, poor me, poooour me another round there will ya? Haha'"
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Jul 3, 2014 22:32
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Drad_Bert posted:I like driving drunk and I cannot lie I loving hate you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJNSYs6bOk
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Harime Nui posted:My favorite Robin Williams joke ever (not a high bar I know): "Every alcoholic in the world sounds like this--'oh poor me, poor me, poooour me another round there will ya? Haha'" Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time." -the Genie from "Aladdin"
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Jul 3, 2014 22:54
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My friends dad is an alcoholic and my friend had to take his dads riding lawnmower away because he would get drunk and ride it through the neighborhood and harass people
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its the cure imo
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moral model philistines up itt
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Mustang posted:My friends dad is an alcoholic and my friend had to take his dads riding lawnmower away because he would get drunk and ride it through the neighborhood and harass people Your friends dad is cool
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Your friend's dad is George Jones
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