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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Apparently one of Britain's finest has done the queen proud by sucking 24 penises in a row for free booze in Magaluf. This was captured on video although I haven't seen the footage.

How many dicks would you suck for booze? :britain:

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
none. booze is really affordable for the most part

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
0.

hth.

chupacabron
Oct 30, 2004


yeah, i saw that on 4chan, too

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I have cold drinks and I cannot lie
you other brits can't deny
that when a girl walks with a gas-n-go mug
and she offers you a tug
you get head

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

Cucking Mama posted:

none. booze is really affordable for the most part

lol

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

She doesnt really suck them, this stupid story is blown way out of proportion. She should have sucked them to completion

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

In a row?!?

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Are we talking top shelf or well?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

MackAddie posted:

In a row?!?
they were all attached one behind the other

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I dunno, is it top shelf booze and can I get a double?

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

they were all attached one behind the other

so about 6 inches of spanish cock then

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Meme Emulator posted:

She doesnt really suck them, this stupid story is blown way out of proportion. She should have sucked them to completion

but then she wouldn't need the free drink

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
Wouldn't the 24*(ounces of semen) produced be enough to quench this wild woman's thirst!?

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!

Cucking Mama posted:

none. booze is really affordable for the most part

You've never seen taxation until you've seen the price of booze in a commonwealth country.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

It was "suck 24 dicks and you'll get a holiday!"
Turns out a Holiday is a name of a drink.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
sounds like she was tricked into sucking those hogs

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Maybe she just wanted to suck some dicks. Slut-shaming hurts men and women, OP.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Cucking Mama posted:

sounds like she was tricked into sucking those hogs

I hate when that happens

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

Wouldn't the 24*(ounces of semen) produced be enough to quench this wild woman's thirst!?

I dont think Semen can be digested...

This is gross and dumb.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

:nws: here's the vid: http://videobam.com/PoYkn

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
got milk?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
During prohibition you had to suck 50 dicks for a drink

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Not even for a free drink, just for the right to buy a drink

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i'd suck those dicks for free

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Im sad and disappointed I clicked on that.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

Im sad and disappointed I clicked on that.

what is it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

what is it

Jason Bourne shakey cam of some gross hooker sucking on a bunch of small peen in a nightclub.

Nog
May 15, 2006

what would it be like to know your dick is the 24th dick some chick sucked that night?

p much the ultimate cucking experience

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

psyopmonkey posted:

I dont think Semen can be digested...

This is gross and dumb.

I thought nut was hella nutritious or is that what we just tell bitches so they swallow?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I checked out the video.
I'm not sure who should be more ashamed.
Her, for sucking so many random dicks
Them, for being so flaccid.

I mean you KNOW, for a fact, that a girl is going to suck your dick.
Here she comes, she wants to suck dick, and all you can muster is a softy? The gently caress?

This is regrettable on so many levels. Girls can you feel me?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
stupid video, stupid girl, stupid dicks, stupid knee-jerk outrage, stupid all round.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

imagine her brain case filled to the top with alcohol

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Ha! I would have bought her a drink if she merely implied that doing so would end with me getting a blowjob. She sucked all those cocks for nothing!

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Big Beef City posted:

Girls can you feel me?

creepy

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Why cant she just get a job and pay for her own drinks. Like a grown rear end adult.

I pay for my drinks in cash. It seems to work out pretty well.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
it is nice to see someone with so little pride or self-respect willing to do anything for a free bottle of crappy alcohol.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Gay vulcans with big space dicks that gently caress and suck constantly forever at maximum warp

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

Girls can you feel me?

...throatfucking the poo poo out of you.

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