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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Torka posted:

how can you have been here for seven years and still be shocked by the callousness of that, posters here say stuff that bad and worse about people dying all the time

you're dumb. i was holy making GBS threads that them thinking making a joke about post natal abortion was what the media was going to latch onto. then i made a joke that PNA is a lovely abbreviation because it could just as easily stand for pre natal abortion

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Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
wikipedia to the rescue, the other killer was Bomber166 (and not the pumpkin guy)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2043

he's the one who has been torturing the parents of his victims through letters for years

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Bitter Mushroom posted:

How can you hate kids but enjoy a book about magic kids?

easy, they're both the result of being an overgrown child yourself

it's like in the movies when the ghosts hate you for being alive but also want to be alive

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Frostwerks posted:

you're dumb. i was holy making GBS threads that them thinking making a joke about post natal abortion was what the media was going to latch onto. then i made a joke that PNA is a lovely abbreviation because it could just as easily stand for pre natal abortion

I'm sorry friend

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Twee as gently caress posted:

wikipedia to the rescue, the other killer was Bomber166 (and not the pumpkin guy)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2043

he's the one who has been torturing the parents of his victims through letters for years

says he was sentenced to fry

has that been carried out yet

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
lol he was sexting with an underage while his kid was broiling/decomposing in the sealed up car. gg reddit

A misanthrope posted:

oh yeas please let's have like five of these and drag em around everywhere and let em touch poo poo



Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jul 4, 2014

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

Fojar38 posted:

says he was sentenced to fry

has that been carried out yet

google says no, still on death row

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Twee as gently caress posted:

wikipedia to the rescue, the other killer was Bomber166 (and not the pumpkin guy)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2043

he's the one who has been torturing the parents of his victims through letters for years

i lived in the area at the time and boy was that pretty big news on the ucf campus since the guy who was murdered worked there. for having a huge student population ucf is pretty tight knit since the campus isn't spread out and lots of students live on it

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax
SA has had at least three convicted murderers with forums accounts. that number seems pretty high. on the other hand, I heard that the daily show guy has an account here so we've got that going for us

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer

Beige posted:

I wonder how the detective will describe fyad when they finally kill somebody. I've been here for 10 years and I still have no idea what happens there.
you certainly do not because that already happened

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

so when they use internet searches as evidence in a case like this, are they getting it from subpoenas of google or are these people just too dumb to clear their browser's history

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
Ok I found the third killer thanks to Encyclopedia Dramatica. Kevin Underwood :nms: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Kevin_Underwood :nws:

Uh yeah don't read his statements or confession or you will cry, get drunk, cry some more, vomit, drink more then cry some more

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

yeah I stupidly decided to read the confession the last time the topic came up here, felt bad for days

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
^^^ yeah i read some of it years ago off ED i've managed to block most of it but I remember it being like the second worst thing I've read since like Albert Fish's letter to the parents of one of his victims

Torka posted:

so when they use internet searches as evidence in a case like this, are they getting it from subpoenas of google or are these people just too dumb to clear their browser's history

if they are dumb enough to google that poo poo from their homes, I'm guessing they forgot about their internet history 90% of the time

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Someone mentioned three murderers from SA: we got forbiddenforum, Bomber166 and who is the other person?

Edit: Kevin Underwood was a goon? Oh, gently caress this forum.

Fojar38 posted:

says he was sentenced to fry

has that been carried out yet

It doesn't look like it, his last appeal was denied back in 2011 and there hasn't been any updates since so I imagine the dude is still on death row. Death sentences also take a loving long time to carry out (there are people that literally die in prison before the execution can happen like Richard Ramirez a year or two back).

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


caro probably killed a lot of people in libya

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

Beige posted:

I wonder how the detective will describe fyad when they finally kill somebody. I've been here for 10 years and I still have no idea what happens there.

*a detective lights up a cigar in the lowly-lit room*
him: I just don't understand these people... these latinos.. these monsters

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

caro probably killed a lot of people in libya

True dat, Caro wasn't a legit combatant so it counts.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

imo he should not have left his kid in a hot car

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
lol according to the SA thread at the time, Kevin Underwood had a 'learn japanese' blog and was into anime

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1852770

it always comes back to anime

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Parallax Scroll posted:

imo he should not have left his kid in a hot car

a controversial opinion but i agree with you

serbp
Nov 30, 2013

Twee as gently caress posted:

lol according to the SA thread at the time, Kevin Underwood had a 'learn japanese' blog and was into anime

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1852770

it always comes back to anime

yeah i was just looking at his profile on here (i honestly didn't know who he was) and it's pretty bad http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&username=mok

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Twee as gently caress posted:

lol according to the SA thread at the time, Kevin Underwood had a 'learn japanese' blog and was into anime

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1852770

it always comes back to anime

much like all pedos are star trek fans all (goon) murderers are anime

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Twee as gently caress posted:

oh also that's the guy who said he was buying a shotgun to defend his halloween pumpkins, right?

is he the same one who killed a girl and possibly her boyfriend because he was insane and in love with her and he keeps sending letters to her parents every year when it's her birthday or something like that? I think that might be a separate guy

i had to stop reading SAclopedia after a while because honestly it got dark

PUCKINS.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

Kevin Underwood's blog posted:

I bought went to the comic book store today and bought a "Love Hina" Manga, so I read that, and that kept me entertained for a couple of hours.

I realized today what I want to do. I want to open my own store. A Japanese store, sell Manga, and Anime, and toys and stuff from Japan, and all those fantastic Japanese snack products like Pocky. Sort of like Jlist.com. A real Otaku paradise. But I don't have the money, or the skills to start and run my own business. And a place like that probably wouldn't do as good here in Oklahoma as it might in other states. Unless maybe it was located in Norman, near the OU campus. I might make a little more money there, from the college students. Especially if I sold some of that Lotte "Black Black" gum that's supposed to keep you awake for hours.


a real otaku paradise~

serbp
Nov 30, 2013
he's basically this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBXkHg4ac94

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



sorry that dude rules

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

the congeniality of the LEOs taking his confession is super weird even though it makes perfect sense because they want him to feel comfortable spilling as much as possible to make an airtight case against him

I just wonder how much of it was professionalism/acting and how much was just that they've seen so much horrible poo poo that nothing touches them anymore

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
im watching Inside Edition and they are seriously showing tips, devices, and mobile apps to help avoid accidentally leaving ur kid to die in a hot car...jfc

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Wayside Bazaar posted:

im watching Inside Edition and they are seriously showing tips, devices, and mobile apps to help avoid accidentally leaving ur kid to die in a hot car...jfc

tip #1 don't read reddit

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Beige posted:

I wonder how the detective will describe fyad when they finally kill somebody. I've been here for 10 years and I still have no idea what happens there.

FYAD serial killer Anne Frank Fanfic brutally murdered Ty Pepper by getting him banned from Wikipedia.

Killer's confession here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2210

Bright Future
Oct 9, 2007

[let's] fuck that crazy-ass robot

Wayside Bazaar posted:

im watching Inside Edition and they are seriously showing tips, devices, and mobile apps to help avoid accidentally leaving ur kid to die in a hot car...jfc

How the gently caress do you accidentally leave your kid in a car for more than like, 15 seconds.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TheChad posted:

How the gently caress do you accidentally leave your kid in a car for more than like, 15 seconds.

in this hectic workaday world things happen :shrug:

who are you, Mr. Perfect Never Killed A Baby On Accident?

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
A TCC goon accidentally left himself in a hot car and died.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

this sweet move posted:

you certainly do not because that already happened

didn't a fyad harass some people into suicide over twitter?

Bright Future
Oct 9, 2007

[let's] fuck that crazy-ass robot
Only funny part of this is the parents trying to explain away their internet searches on 'how do I murder my child'.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Torka posted:

the congeniality of the LEOs taking his confession is super weird even though it makes perfect sense because they want him to feel comfortable spilling as much as possible to make an airtight case against him

I just wonder how much of it was professionalism/acting and how much was just that they've seen so much horrible poo poo that nothing touches them anymore

i remember in the thread on that bbc child molester sting somebody posted some stuff by detectives that work cp cases and they basically all have ptsd and drinking issues.

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

StashAugustine posted:

there's a r/watchpeopledie? :psyduck:

subscribed, thanks

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Torka posted:

the congeniality of the LEOs taking his confession is super weird even though it makes perfect sense because they want him to feel comfortable spilling as much as possible to make an airtight case against him

I just wonder how much of it was professionalism/acting and how much was just that they've seen so much horrible poo poo that nothing touches them anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I

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Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

TheChad posted:

How the gently caress do you accidentally leave your kid in a car for more than like, 15 seconds.

I think the standard defence when these cases go to court is that it's a form of highway hypnosis.

Dad or mom drives their long commute to work every day, the same commute, over and over. For years and years. One day the sitter can't make it and they have to drop the kid off at grandma's place downtown, but once on the road the hypnosis kicks in and they completely forget about the sleeping kid in the car seat in the back and just head to work like every other day.

It's only a few hours later when they are eating lunch that they get a nagging feeling that they forgot something. Something important. And then they realize their mistake, and what follows is the single worst moment in their lives that they will never forget, and never forgive themselves for. :smith:



Either that, or mom/dad is high as gently caress and/or actively trying to kill their child for insurance money.

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