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lol his fuckin kid got owned
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:43 |
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TheChad posted:How the gently caress do you accidentally leave your kid in a car for more than like, 15 seconds. I think the standard defence when these cases go to court is that it's a form of highway hypnosis. Dad or mom drives their long commute to work every day, the same commute, over and over. For years and years. One day the sitter can't make it and they have to drop the kid off at grandma's place downtown, but once on the road the hypnosis kicks in and they completely forget about the sleeping kid in the car seat in the back and just head to work like every other day. It's only a few hours later when they are eating lunch that they get a nagging feeling that they forgot something. Something important. And then they realize their mistake, and what follows is the single worst moment in their lives that they will never forget, and never forgive themselves for. Either that, or mom/dad is high as gently caress and/or actively trying to kill their child for insurance money.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:44 |
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what happened posted:lol his fuckin kid got owned
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:45 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:46 |
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i don't see a problem here
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:47 |
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what happened posted:lol his fuckin kid got owned
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:48 |
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TheChad posted:How the gently caress do you accidentally leave your kid in a car for more than like, 15 seconds. idk but go into public and look around u, everyone around u will look like this...prob something to do with people unable to put their mobile device away and pull their head out they rear end every now and then when real life demands ur awareness.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:49 |
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A misanthrope posted:i don't see a problem here certainly living up to your username
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:50 |
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StashAugustine posted:certainly living up to your username ok the names are too much wtf is a "vag-dropping" jesus crhist
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:51 |
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Reddit made someone succeed, I give them that.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:58 |
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Twee as gently caress posted:Ok I found the third killer thanks to Encyclopedia Dramatica. Kevin Underwood https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Kevin_Underwood That's one sick gently caress. every time I see his name I just want to cry.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:01 |
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wtf I think I just heard about this on NPR, was there a dog in the car too?
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:03 |
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what happened posted:lol his fuckin kid got owned
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:03 |
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Man what a loving loser, I hope he enjoys life in federal prison.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:07 |
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Rambling Robot posted:That's one sick gently caress. every time I see his name I just want to cry. and then you realize that this guy also wrote poo poo like this: Kevin Underwood posted:Wow, how amazingly cool is my life? I was going to spend a Friday night going to the movies, with my mom and my little sister. Yeah, that's cool. We were going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which I really want to see. We didn't get to watch it though, because we got up there and it was sold out for every showing until 9:35. Wedding Crashers was also sold out. I only know this because the teenage guys in front of us in line were throwing a big fit about it, saying, "We're getting into that movie one way or another." You couldn't pay me enough money to watch that movie. I find the very premise of that movie to be morally offensive. I almost walked out of the theater because they showed a preview of it before Star Wars Episode 3. The trailer made me so angry I almost didn't even watch Star Wars. So we've got anime and criticizing misogyny in movies as morally repugnant there's no big enough
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:10 |
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this kevin underwood guy seems like a straight up stupid douchebag imo
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:13 |
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Napoleon those are the wrong type of tots to bake.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:14 |
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THS posted:this kevin underwood guy seems like a straight up stupid douchebag imo lmao he also called himself a feminist and in his amazon wishlist he had poo poo like the vagina monologues
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:14 |
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i hope they lock him up and throw away the key!
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:15 |
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Is he trying to look like a retarded kid in court on purpose?
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:15 |
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A misanthrope posted:i don't see a problem here
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:16 |
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Twee as gently caress posted:lmao he also called himself a feminist and in his amazon wishlist he had poo poo like the vagina monologues fuuuuck
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:17 |
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i feel i must say i do not have the intention of ever murdering someone. unless they gently caress with my puckins
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:17 |
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K-Wood's blog posted:I guess I'm just too nice, women all want to be friends with me. Even girls I don't like have told me what a nice guy I am, and, as if that wasn't bad enough, I've even been told that "I actually forget you're a guy, I don't even think of you as a guy, you're like one of the girls to me."
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:17 |
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THS posted:i hope they lock him in a hot car and throw away the key!
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:18 |
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I like how this dickhead googled "how to survive in prison" like he would last a day in prison before getting shanked a thousand times.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:18 |
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Tipps posted:I think the standard defence when these cases go to court is that it's a form of highway hypnosis. That's a pretty fuckin weak excuse. whoops murdered my kid
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:18 |
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what can you say, nice guy just wanted a nice meal
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:20 |
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They should execute this creep the same way he executed his own son.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:23 |
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DaveWoo posted:I know everyone has a right to an attorney and all, but man, how does someone bring themselves to defend a guy who pretty clearly murdered a 22-month-old Ultimately, the defense attorney plays a role in the process of attempting to mete out justice fairly. If the defendant had no representation, you would never feel like he had a fair trial.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:23 |
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Frostwerks posted:what can you say, nice guy just wanted a nice meal holy poo poo I go on his blog and what's the first thing I read? quote:The newpaper today is full of stories about something that I hate. Corporate Sponsorship. its like he was trying to hit every loving item on the checklist of goony killers all at once
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:23 |
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It's been a while since I read something that's blatantly shitthatdidnthappen.txt
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:24 |
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seriously though the psychology of someone like this is pretty interesting. everyone has contradictions but how can someone be so void of selfawareness and make such poor decisions, be so retarded, deluded, murder a child, yet be married, have a child, and have full employment. and post on the internet about feminism, being a nice guy, death, and killing your child
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:24 |
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theres just so many levels of crazy going on there i cant really process it
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:25 |
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this would be a cool story if it actually happened because people w/ no control over their kids are the worst thinking this entire situation played out with the dude angrily muttering and leaving in a huff after getting his creamy treat tho
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:28 |
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THS posted:seriously though the psychology of someone like this is pretty interesting. everyone has contradictions but how can someone be so void of selfawareness and make such poor decisions, be so retarded, deluded, murder a child, yet be married, have a child, and have full employment. and post on the internet about feminism, being a nice guy, death, and killing your child Believe it or not but irl I'm actually socially retarded.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:28 |
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THS posted:seriously though the psychology of someone like this is pretty interesting. everyone has contradictions but how can someone be so void of selfawareness and make such poor decisions, be so retarded, deluded, murder a child, yet be married, have a child, and have full employment. and post on the internet about feminism, being a nice guy, death, and killing your child lol bet his wife is a loving piece of work too
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:29 |
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THS posted:seriously though the psychology of someone like this is pretty interesting. everyone has contradictions but how can someone be so void of selfawareness and make such poor decisions, be so retarded, deluded, murder a child, yet be married, have a child, and have full employment. and post on the internet about feminism, being a nice guy, death, and killing your child you know how serial killers are all family men and pillars of the community? yeah
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:30 |
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THS posted:seriously though the psychology of someone like this is pretty interesting. everyone has contradictions but how can someone be so void of selfawareness and make such poor decisions, be so retarded, deluded, murder a child, yet be married, have a child, and have full employment. and post on the internet about feminism, being a nice guy, death, and killing your child The guy who posted about feminism and being a nice guy was not the Redditor who killed his toddler for insurance money, he was in fact the goon who abducted, murdered and raped a 12 year old girl
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:30 |
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Steampunk iPhone posted:The guy who posted about feminism and being a nice guy was not the Redditor who killed his toddler for insurance money, he was in fact the goon who abducted, murdered and raped a 12 year old girl oh good
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