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The origins of myth
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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Sweet light show *chews more peyote*

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Out of the way. Here comes the god of thunder and lightning. *pushes through queue to sub-par urinal, pisses on self*

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
it's the 4th of July and you didn't include USA as one of the voting options so i'm out, cya, so long *isn't American*

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
To be honest I still don't get what the original point of the thread was so here ya go have this instead:








i HOPE that's what you had in mind, anyway.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

redshirt posted:

Good question. You're right, dudes in 20000BCE probably on average did not get a lot of choice in women.

Did this increase the virginity percentage? I'm sure it increased the frequency of incest.

And why would it make slam whales more attractive?

The figurines were the first, crude form of a meme, pre-verbal language. The equivalent of "lol dude i saw this mega slam whale".

All the theories about fertility worship etc. Are just thought up by self-conscious slamwhales

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